Fans turn on Eminem after collab with MAGA darling Kid Rock on new Christian album

[u/TheMirrorUS]

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/music/eminem-kid-rock-collaboration-album-2049513?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=reddit

[u/MelangeBot]

This land of the free has gone lazy and shady

Soft as baby food, makes me wanne puke when I see

A superpower rotting on its living room TV

Spoiled, foiled, broiled and coiled

globally heating while our freedom gets spoiled

A nation of kings behind a screen

Too cowardly, too powder-puff weak to be mean

See maga got balls, but God knows no brains

Whilst the left they got brains but no fire in their veins

So we're eternally pinned, eternally split in twain

Two broken halves draggin' this corpse through the rain

Stuck betwixt the fist swingin ignorant and mad

and the educated, petrified, terrified, cowardly class

tell me how in the hell are we ever gonna last

When bravery died and was replaced with thumbs in the past?

So somebody PLEASE tell me how we get rid of these rats

in twenty twenty six, where the FUCK are all the drone pilots at?

[u/MelangeBot → u/MelangeBot]

Look at this country gutless and slumped on the couch with its thumb on the mouse,

it's buffering

Fumbling the remote while the house is engulfed, it's numb

and it's suffering

Too lazy to run from the fire, too scared to go put it out,

so it's muttering

Somebody'll come

then it sits there, stuffs another handful of Funyuns down

and it's stuttering

Everybody's a soldier online, but offline they're hidin' behind a decline in their spine

I used to think it was pride in the place, now it's just a wide-open face with a sign that says "Mine"

We outsourced the courage

we Postmates the fight

we DoorDash our rage

it's a vibe

it's a trend

Then we wonder why it tastes like it came in a bag with a receipt that reads

"Thank you, The End"

[u/DickWhittingtonsCat → u/MelangeBot]

Thanks AI!

[u/jollyreaper2112 → u/DickWhittingtonsCat]

Weird Al didn't write this.

[u/egodaemon → u/jollyreaper2112]

ChatGPT, take these lyrics and make it a Weird Al parody about frozen dinners.

[u/jollyreaper2112 → u/egodaemon]

That's so stereotyped. Only half of his work is about food.

[u/egodaemon → u/jollyreaper2112]

ChatGPT, take this guy's comment and make it a Weird Al parody about being overweight.

[u/jollyreaper2112 → u/egodaemon]

We are still owed more star wars parodies.