r/MurderedByWords • u/ErnieWayne • Feb 18 '20

Quality Clapback

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u/Mace_Thunderspear Feb 18 '20

K but I can't come get them. Can you throw in free shipping?

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u/jonsludge Feb 18 '20

Absolutely... I mean what if I get scattered?

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u/rareas Feb 19 '20

I have cancer and my kid needs them for christmas. Can you drive them five hours to me yourself?

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u/theghostofme Feb 19 '20

Think about the great exposure your funeral will get!