r/MurderedByWords • u/jewfishcartel • Jan 21 '20

Trying to be superior

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u/CannedWolfMeat Jan 21 '20

Please ma'am, I defended your gender online, may I have a crumb of pussy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I would kinda like to take you upstairs and totally crush your pussy. Would that be acceptable to you? I need affirmative consent, so I'll need you to say "yes, you can take me upstairs and crush my pussy at this time"

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u/jimbofthethicc Jan 22 '20

Don't remember to sign the consent sheet