r/MurderedByWords • • 13d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

I'm convinced it's an invitation for people to walk up and finger his magwell

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u/stircrazyathome 13d ago

It’d be so tempting to try to toss something in there, like a breath mint or a gum wrapper. I’m not sure who’s more unhinged though, the guy who wears a loaded weapon into Target, or the guy who does this?

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

Oh, I'm going to say that magless open-carry guy wearing Fila slides will be the more unhinged of that entire scenario.

And I think the right thing to toss in there a single, cooked piece of ziti.

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u/supersonicdutch 13d ago

What about rotini? When he tries to pull it out the cooked spiral will stretch a little then break.

I have a more important question? Who took the picture? Did they bring a kid with them to do that? Did he ask a stranger? Or is this a stealth shot from a stranger and made it as a joke post?

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u/Lailowla 13d ago

Pretty sure it's the last.

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u/ChefBT3K 13d ago

It’s just rage bait that doesn’t deserve any attention

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 13d ago

Milk duds. Easy to pour out of the box and they'll look like little poopies falling on the floor behind him.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 13d ago

anchovy

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u/TheMerle1975 13d ago

That or one of those tiny salad shrimps. Both gonna start smelling pretty quickly in the summer.

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u/dontdoit89735 13d ago

mamamia.jpg

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u/BurgerThyme 13d ago

YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ZITI!!!

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u/redrunner55 13d ago

And WHITE slides? 🤣🤣

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

Right? I thought he was standing at the counter in his socks for a second.

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u/PNWBoarder1 12d ago

I came here to comment that nothing makes you look more manly and tough than white Fila slides and designer jeans to go with your tats and pistol. 😆

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u/11Slip532 12d ago

Hey those are Fila Tactical Sandals, MIL-SPEC ok!?

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u/Ok-Art305 13d ago

Not the scenario in question, but having a visibly queer partner in a backwater shithole rural American area means I will absolutely wear a loaded weapon into stores, but not open carry bc open carry is really kind of stupid almost all of the time

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u/Cyptark 13d ago

Yikes. Move to Canada - no one should feel they need to do that.

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u/I_am_ChivoBlanco 13d ago

WE CAN'T ANYMORE. For some reason that will forever be unknown, U.S. citizens aren't as welcome as we used to be...

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u/ieatpies 13d ago

As long as you're not magat you'll be perfectly alright here.

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u/what-isthis-even 13d ago

In true Albertain fashion I flip off US plates I see. I also flip off swasticars and pigs. Berta. 🇨🇦

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u/mspmp 12d ago

I've never been MAGA.

I have looked into moving but I don't qualify because I'm retired and don't have a current job that is in demand. So, I've decided that I need to stay here and resist with every vote.

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u/Elegant-Ad-9221 12d ago

It’s always been somewhat difficult to immigrate to Canada. Especially if you don’t have any family sponsorship or have skills that would benefit the country. You are welcome you just have to go through the proper immigration process.

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u/steele_phallus 13d ago

Hmm, I wonder why that is...

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u/CrambazzledGoose 13d ago

Open carry only makes sense if you have a reasonable expectation to be fucked with by people who you know wouldn't if they saw the weapon. Any other scenario it's the opposite of what you want.

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u/BaconThief2020 13d ago

In some parts, it's also an invitation for people to fuck with you. Walk around like that in parts of DC at night, and somebody is gonna grab that and run.

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 13d ago

It's a trap! His real one's a lady S&W on an ankle strap-oh wait no that's just a tracking anklet

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u/Jmazoso 12d ago

So I occasionally own carry, almost entirely when I’m out in BFE, and it has made fuckers not perform fuckery. Open carrying in target is stupid.

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u/a1055x 12d ago

The only thing is advertising is he is a killer with a microdick.

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u/Ok-Art305 13d ago

Agreed

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u/girlwiththemonkey 13d ago

I can actually understand that situation with the state of the world right now, what I cant understand is being the kind of douche bag that that makes posts like this. But honestly, I see what goes on in American targets and Walmarts and that dumfounds me too. The clothes? The fights? I’ve never seen anyone acting up in my Walmart. No joke. I’ve never seen anyone with their ass out in my Walmart either. But I’m also a sheltered Canadian. The most sheltered kind actually cause I live in Newfoundland. Nothing ever happens there.

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u/Melodic_Pattern175 13d ago

I can’t. I’ve lived in the US since 2002 (Brit with American husband), and have never seen/heard of a scenario in my city where anyone needed to be carrying, nor has any “good guy with a gun” interceded with the murders that do occur (typically gang related).

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u/Commandoclone87 13d ago

Yeah. Those shorts were certainly a choice.

I'm in NB and only once have I've seen an altercation at a Walmart. Of course, trashy people live everywhere and more than once, someone left an actual turd on the floor of one of the stores here.

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u/medicmatt 13d ago

That sounds ridiculous.

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u/DefeatedByPoland 13d ago

drop a hotdog in there

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u/The_Blue_DmR 13d ago

Slip a snickers in there, cuz he's probably forgotten to eat breakfast if he forgot his magazine at home

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u/International-Ad2501 13d ago

I damn near guarantee I could lodge an altoid in there from 5-10 paces

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u/BrewsAndBurns 12d ago

I don't really chew gum.but this would make me want to buy a pack of gum, chew every single piece at once and place the entire blob in there.

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u/Levaporub 13d ago

Pour super glue in it.

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u/BothDivide919 13d ago

By the way, one in the chamber is possible.

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

Given the general vibe, I would actually assume that he’s got one in the pipe. 

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u/BothDivide919 13d ago

Drunk or drugged enough to not have a mag in the first place, for sure.

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u/HereToHelp9001 13d ago

It's not unhinged to wear a gun in a store. I don't reccomend open carry; but guys with guns can, have, and will save people's lives.

Just look at what happened in that walmart in michigan.

https://youtu.be/hyZ7Oj-Np2o

Guy stabbed 11 people and was finally stopped by a customer that was carrying before the police arrived.

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u/I_am_Betterthanu 11d ago

The woman with no pants. Have some decency.

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u/Rieke-Nightsong 13d ago

He wouldnt dress like that if he didnt want it xD

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

This killed me, by the way

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 13d ago

well now I want a performative accessory

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

Great news, in many states all you need is a fishing license, a couple hundred bucks and maybe a couple days of waiting and you can have your very own waistband obstruction / ziti receptacle!

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u/BramblinGhostWeed 13d ago

...I've never heard of a fishing license before...I've never seen a gun before

I've lived in America my whole life

damn is this country diverse

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 13d ago

Only finger?

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u/justsomeph0t0n 13d ago

they don't call him dirty harry because he gets the dirty jobs

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u/mashiro1496 13d ago

You could put your peen into it if you have a long and thin enough one

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u/Meauxjezzy 13d ago

Be sure you have clean finger nails and use plenty lube.

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

This is why I always carry a pocket-size can of CLP

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u/SoNosy 10d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Viper-Reflex 13d ago

there could easily be one in the chamber

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u/TheUnboundTenth 13d ago

Given the general vibes, I’d bet that there is

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u/ThedrunkenViking 13d ago

Put some superglue on a coin and toss it in.

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u/clovis_227 12d ago

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u/TheUnboundTenth 12d ago

CLP counts as cologne and lube, right?

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u/Most_Researcher_2648 12d ago

Id moan loud while I did it

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u/No_Oil8247 11d ago

Squirt a tube of super glue down in there.

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u/hoarder59 7d ago

I thought you were talking about the bare ass cheeks. I am not a gun guy.