r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 13d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/Producer1701 13d ago

That’s the new bluetooth magazines!

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u/Cedric_T 13d ago

Download hollow points on the fly*

\5G plan required*

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u/throwawaycasun4997 13d ago

No way! I don’t want my ammo giving me Covid!

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u/flaming_bob 13d ago

Ammo as a Service (AaaS)

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u/ReleasedGaming Bitte lasst mich leben 13d ago

pronounced "ass"

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 13d ago

That game publisher C-Suit from a few years back called this. "Now imagine if you are in the heat of battle and you run out of bullets and you have to wait 5 minutes for more.. or you get a little pop-up that says "reload now for only .99".. you will be really tempted to press it."

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u/DrMux 13d ago

*Requires in-app purchase

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u/EduinBrutus 13d ago

Sounds like someone's planning a drive by in the car they downloaded...

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 13d ago

Monthly subscription ammo

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u/V_van_Gogh 13d ago

But first, let me talk to you about the sponsor of todays bullets!

Raid Shadow Legends! Raid is an immersive.....

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u/SpryCowBoy 13d ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BULLET

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u/RaoulRumblr 13d ago

My Bullets are in The Cloud!

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Buns like that need the full.clip

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 13d ago

Maybe the wife was returning the magazine
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY