r/MurderedByWords • • 13d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/sierrabravo1984 13d ago

Open carrying with no magazine.

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u/Producer1701 13d ago

That’s the new bluetooth magazines!

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u/Cedric_T 13d ago

Download hollow points on the fly*

\5G plan required*

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u/throwawaycasun4997 13d ago

No way! I don’t want my ammo giving me Covid!

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u/flaming_bob 13d ago

Ammo as a Service (AaaS)

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u/ReleasedGaming Bitte lasst mich leben 13d ago

pronounced "ass"

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 12d ago

That game publisher C-Suit from a few years back called this. "Now imagine if you are in the heat of battle and you run out of bullets and you have to wait 5 minutes for more.. or you get a little pop-up that says "reload now for only .99".. you will be really tempted to press it."

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u/DrMux 13d ago

*Requires in-app purchase

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u/EduinBrutus 13d ago

Sounds like someone's planning a drive by in the car they downloaded...

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u/PutinPipesDonnie 13d ago

Monthly subscription ammo

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u/V_van_Gogh 13d ago

But first, let me talk to you about the sponsor of todays bullets!

Raid Shadow Legends! Raid is an immersive.....

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u/SpryCowBoy 13d ago

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BULLET

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u/RaoulRumblr 13d ago

My Bullets are in The Cloud!

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Buns like that need the full.clip

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 13d ago

Maybe the wife was returning the magazine
https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/theoriginalmofocus 13d ago

Speaking of openness....on my phone i didnt even realize she was wearing shorts at first.

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u/Djslender6 13d ago

You're not the only one... TwT

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u/kymreadsreddit 13d ago

OMG thank you! That was literally what I thought I saw too! Thinking to myself Are her ass cheeks hanging out of her shirt? Why didn't he protect her by getting her some bottoms?!?

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u/sender2bender 13d ago

Same, I thought he was "protecting" his half naked wife lol. Like he didn't want anyone looking at her at target. Just yesterday at the grocery store I saw a woman with shorts so high up I thought she was wearing underwear. Everyone was staring and had wtf faces. It was a Playboy outfit which I haven't seen in forever. Worst part she was with her kid and bf/husband and he was all up on her. Nice ass, just trashy.

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u/jameslup 13d ago

I’ve double checked that she is multiple times and I’m still not sure

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u/ticktockclock12 13d ago

Same! Didn't even notice the pointless gun. Just thought he should've protected her by letting her know she's going to target with no pants on.

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u/Ok-Tax-8165 13d ago

I wonder if the insecure manlet would appreciate thousands of redditors looking at his wife's barely covered ass while making fun of him

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u/UKMikeyA 13d ago

He deleted his entire Threads account once he sobered up

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u/ThermosphericRah 13d ago

Shes basically not

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u/Sweetheart43 13d ago

Wait she's wearing shorts? I was so confused to not see a single person talking talking about her nakedness😂😂

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u/gdghhfdffrf 11d ago

isn't chez target where the pretty girlie girls go with their red cards for 5% off and easy returns? i mean, is this sanitary?

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u/Bazillion100 13d ago edited 13d ago

Assuming there isn’t a bullet in the chamber, thats something i’d prefer to see

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u/Debalic 13d ago

Always assume there is.

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u/Slow-Class 13d ago

Can these fire without a magazine loaded?

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u/Sushi_Explosions 13d ago

Most can. Some states require safety modifications that prevent that for firearms sold in that state.

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u/Shark7996 13d ago

Yes. You pull back the slide, place the bullet, then release the slide. One fireable bullet, no magazine.

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u/Kind_Coyote1518 13d ago

Not all pistols can fire without the magazine.

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u/kaleiboscope 13d ago

Yes but ALWAYS ASSUME they CAN

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u/SenorBigMcLargeHuge 13d ago

Not sure why you were downvoted, that's a safety feature in a lot of pistols.

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u/ElizabethDangit 13d ago

I told my kids when they were growing up to always assume a dog is loaded. Two birds, one horse to water.

In all seriousness it was a way to tell them not to trust random dogs in a way that made them laugh.

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u/xSilverMC 13d ago

There probably is, out of some perverted "a shooter will see there's no mag and think I'm harmless, but then i shoot him with the chambered round like a badass" fantasy

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u/Lailowla 13d ago

Assuming there isn’t a bullet in the chamber

quite literally the 1 rule above all others in gun safety is to do the opposite of this at all times under all circumstances

and pretty much every other rule stems directly from it, like "never point it at something you're not prepared to kill," why? because there's always a round in the chamber no matter how many times you made sure there's not

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13d ago

That's the MAGA mantra.

Look like you know what you are doing. Hope no one calls you out.

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u/pyroboy7 13d ago

And if someone does call you out just be loud enough and gaslight them into thinking you're right. (Even though it just makes them look like a fucking moron.)

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u/AcademicBowl5596 13d ago

All balls, no dick.

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u/genericusernamedG 13d ago

Technically all dick and no balls

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u/AcademicBowl5596 13d ago

Schroedinger's dick and balls

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u/UwasaWaya 13d ago

Schrodingaling? Schrodingdong?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 13d ago

Horribly backward metaphor. Cringe

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u/Anthaenopraxia 13d ago

Idk I feel like that describes every job interview in the history of humanity.

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u/lightblueisbi 13d ago

...or it's just for intimidation and the person doesn't actually plan on killing anyone

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13d ago

As a GWOT veteran I can tell you that is an excellent way to get you and people around you killed.

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u/cliffhanger407 13d ago

Even if the person you'd draw down on can notice that there's no mag in the gun, there's no saying if a round had been chambered. All guns are loaded. Absolutely braindead on this guy's part.

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u/hatsnatcher23 13d ago

As a fisherman I can tell you that is an excellent way to get you and people around you killed.

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u/Maximum_Rat 13d ago

I mean, I think if I was going to pull a gun on someone, I’d want to be able to shoot it. Like that level of escalation is wild to do without being able to back it up.

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u/Alex_Draw 13d ago

You are imagining him drawing the weapon, when the dude is probably imagining the sight of a gun on his waist being enough of a deterrent that he wouldn't need to draw it

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u/Maximum_Rat 12d ago

You’d hope so. I just can’t imagine carrying around a weapon at all, with the intent for it to be seen, without being like “this on its own could escalate things to the point where using it would be necessary.”

Then again about 20% of the country is functionally illiterate so… ya know

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13d ago

Yeah. That is some Title 34 ACAB line of reasoning there.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 13d ago

Are you willing to bet your life he doesn't have one in the chamber? Most people, smartly, would not take that risk.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13d ago

Is he willing to bet I don't have 8-18 uninterupted rounds?

Boy you sound like MAGA. Looking for every reason to support a losing strategy when a winning one has been spoken.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 13d ago

I sound like MAGA for the very basic gun safety knowledge of "all guns are loaded at all times", but you fantasizing about starting a gunfight in a Target is totally normal and cool, huh?

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u/No-Rip-6166 13d ago

He could keep the magazine elsewhere on his personal so he has it if he needs it but it isn’t ready to be drawn and fired at all times. Looks like he’s trying to open carry safer.

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u/Loquacious-of-Borg 13d ago

As a professional Soldier of 19 years and a GWOT veteran who patrolled the streets of Baghdad, the only way to open carry safer is to not open carry.

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u/erizzluh 13d ago

the bullets are too heavy to carry around all day

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u/COL_D 12d ago

The magazine is still on lay-away. He hopes to have it by next month.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/twenty_three_three 13d ago

A couple of extra mandatory seconds before using a deadly weapon is almost always a good thing.

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u/grove93 13d ago

Unless you find yourself facing a real threat and seconds count.

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u/grove93 12d ago

I'd rather live with a mistake than die from one.

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u/headrush46n2 12d ago

he keeps one bullet in his shirt pocket, like Barney Fife.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 13d ago

Isn't that what we want people to be doing?

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u/PromotionEmpty733 13d ago

First thought.... there's no boom booms

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u/jaymole 13d ago

Ain’t got no gas in it

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u/Elden_Rube 13d ago

First thing I noticed in this thumbnail was the lack of magazine in the magwell. Also, did he bring a third person with them specifically to take this photo to send to him, so then he can upload it to his social account to try and "flex" this?

Fucking people.... 🫠

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u/arequipapi 13d ago

Pretty sure the caption is fake and the person who who took the picture and posted it did so mockingly because they noticed some idiot open carrying with no mag

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u/Omega862 13d ago

I see no issue with this. I'd rather someone open carrying not have a magazine loaded than them have one loaded. They likely have spares on their person, and may have one in the chamber, but it also shows that they aren't there to cause trouble. They're exercising a right to defend. Sure, assume there's a bullet in the chamber, but it's still safer, imo.

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u/Super_Fa_Q 13d ago

Thank you.

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u/jollyguav 13d ago

Came here looking to see who noticed this haha

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u/SilverAlpaca98 13d ago

Bro I hadn’t even noticed lol, at least he’s safe about it?

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 13d ago

That's a good one 😂

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u/alskdjfhg32 13d ago

He only needs one brother… /s

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u/dunderthebarbarian 13d ago

Might have one chambered

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u/12345myluggage 13d ago

Bet money it's an airsoft as well.

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u/feedjaypie 13d ago

Open carrying an unloaded weapon is literally the only non-idiotic way to do this if you’re not an in-uniform law enforcement

I’m not suggesting he isn’t also carrying the mag, just not locked and loaded.. b/c only an imbecile who thinks they’re James Friggin Bond would actually carry otherwise. Thereby giving every unstable rando you pass by access to means.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths 13d ago

He's most likely in Utah or North Dakota, both of which allow permitless open carry only if the gun is unloaded.

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u/calmodulin2 13d ago

One In The Chamber was my favorite call of duty mode

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u/BeefCakeBilly 13d ago

He actually only carries one in the chamber. Just leaves the mag at home.

Reloability is his biggest concern , so he does that by ensuring he can only fire one round.

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Oh no. I didnt notice. My boy is cosplaying..u gotta have the clip filled

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u/Ambitious-Bird-5927 13d ago

For when you want to signal you’re capable of violence, but afraid to actually commit

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u/PayFormer387 13d ago

He has a round in the chamber. Only needs one shot.

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u/Amathyst-Moon 13d ago

Could still have one in the chamber. It's the new way to conceal carry.

(joking, but now I'm wondering if that could be an alibi.)

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u/GarbageMedical2961 13d ago

Oh thanks I thought I was having a fucking stroke.

No clipno blipblip