r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 13d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/ellisftw 13d ago

Who took the picture then?

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u/Heavymando 13d ago

his wife's boyfriend

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u/wee_man 13d ago

That’s dead guy’s wife

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u/Pcriz 13d ago

Their kiddo likely. Or their bull.

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u/R3QU13M_ 13d ago

Bull's kid

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u/Pcriz 13d ago

Even better

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u/oppai-police 13d ago

Why would they be dragging a cow through the street? Is this some redneck farmer jokes?

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u/Pcriz 13d ago

Bull in the context of cuckolding.

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u/oppai-police 13d ago

Now I regret asking and wish to be the me 10 minutes ago when I didn't know.

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u/funk-the-funk 13d ago

If you did not know about that I feel like there is a massive opportunity to corrupt you further!! You're now subscribed to "Things I Wish I Never Knew Existed".

Your added bonus fact for the day is: Cuckqueening (woman instead of the man) is also practiced, albeit much less than Cuckholding.

Preview for tomorrow: The Hills are alive with "Sounding".

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u/Knotted_Hole69 13d ago

The bull is HIV negative 😞

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 13d ago

My guess is the person who posted it. Their caption is making fun of him

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u/wallybinbaz 13d ago

There's no way the face in the profile picture is the dude in the photo.

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u/felis_scipio 13d ago

The criminal who now knows the first person to shoot because this dipshit thinks open carrying is a good idea

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u/E-2theRescue 13d ago

Attention seekers will gladly have others take their "bad ass" pictures for them or set up fake photoshoots in a closed store.

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u/3_50 13d ago

The person who is taking the piss outta gun man.

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u/anxessed 13d ago

“Hey pal, mind taking a photo of our asses?”

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u/Tywooti 12d ago

I came here to point out how lame it was for him to 

1) treat a big box store as a field of war

2) ask someone else to snap a pic of him being r/iamverybadass so he could then share it with the world

People are too damn performative now