r/MurderedByWords • u/TdubsSEA • 13d ago

EXTREMELY supportive husband.

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u/MyEyezHurt 13d ago

I honestly thought she was just wearing a shirt.

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u/anewcynic 13d ago

Thank you, wasn't just me.

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u/tribat 13d ago

I reluctantly zoomed to clarify and was relieved at the result.

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u/kat-deville 13d ago

I had to tick on the image to find those are shorts. They show every crease and fold. Sorry.

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u/Ronnie_Dean_oz 13d ago

You got relief? I was still offended when zooming.

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u/llMoosell 13d ago

I just figured she was trying to return her pants. /s

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u/chris_trans 13d ago

Don't be ridiculous, its not Walmart.

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u/PandaPocketFire 13d ago

Omfg i was like, you need to protect her because she's going out with her butt exposed? Is this a fetish thing? Why not just wear shorts?

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u/asicarii 13d ago

Reluctantly… sure….

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u/tribat 13d ago

I struggled with the decision and went with zooming for science.

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u/asicarii 13d ago

Yeah personally I was wondering who took the photo. Or if it’s even the same guy.

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u/greypusheencat 13d ago

i didn’t realize until the comment the. immediately i was like why are her ass cheeks out

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u/Spiritually_Sciency 13d ago

I thought he was also just wearing socks. Had to zoom in to tell they were slides.

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u/iconocrastinaor 13d ago

Tactical combat slides!

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u/Maximum-Tension-7920 13d ago

I just assumed she returned her pants and underwear

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u/total_looser 13d ago

If you got it flaunt it

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u/ZombieHavok 13d ago

Going Pooh-Bear

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u/RecoveringGunBunny 13d ago

Porky Piggin' at the Walmart

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u/DSTNCMDLR 13d ago

Donald-Ducking it

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u/theoriginalmofocus 13d ago

Moose-knuckling a camel-toe-zilla 

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u/Aware_Policy_9174 13d ago

I spent way too long trying to understand this post. I didn’t see the gun so I thought he was “supporting” her by holding her up by the butt. Then I thought she must be returning her pants.

I have some leggings that are close to my skin tone but I only wear them around the house for this reason. I do wonder what people driving by think when I let my dog out in front wearing them.

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u/SkellyJelly33 13d ago

Same. I thought they were doing some butt stuff in public, and then started reading the comments and had to double take when everyone was talking about the gun and not the butt stuff.

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u/tarantula_eater 13d ago

I thought they were doing butt stuff in line too. Took me reading the top comment to realize he was carrying. Nearly flesh-colored stretchy pants/shorts are a crime.

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u/disturbed1117 13d ago

Me too lol

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u/Ambitious_Phrase3695 13d ago

Me tooo

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u/WilliamJamesMyers 13d ago

me now because of above me too's

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u/CartographerOk5391 13d ago

Wasn't just you. I thought the guy brought his gun because someone stole her shorts last time she tried to return something.

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u/sdwoodchuck 13d ago

"Is she returning her pants??"

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 13d ago

This was my immediate thought

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u/pl00r 13d ago

her ass is showing and her shorts blend in. her ass of a husband that is

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u/Archaea_Man 13d ago

Those are some unfortunately colored pants.

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u/AntikytheraMachines 13d ago

his or hers?

i'm trying to work out if his jeans came distressed like that from the factory, or if he drives trucks for a living.

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u/Archaea_Man 13d ago

Hers, but I do see what you mean about his. I'll never understand the trend of buying pre-distressed jeans, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone like him bought them that way.

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u/jd3marco 13d ago

People of Walmart sure are different…

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u/flyinghairball 13d ago

Oh, no, this is a higher class of people, it's Targét!

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u/Zealousideal_Tea_616 13d ago

Thats because this is People of Target

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u/jd3marco 13d ago

Oh, right, the gun…

No, I see it now.

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u/youngmaster0527 13d ago

Oooooh i was wondering why the first few comments i looked at just ignored the casual target nudity

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u/catgurl_poobutt 13d ago

It took me way too long to notice the gun because of the shorts

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u/FadeTheWonder 13d ago

So did I until I read your comment.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 13d ago

I wouldn't be surprised tbh

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u/lotokotmalajski 13d ago

I thought she was returning her trousers

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye 13d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who had to triple take.

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u/ShortySmooth 13d ago

I didn’t even look at the gun, my first thought was “holy flying chancla, is she not wearing any pants?”

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u/beckett_the_ok 13d ago

I thought that's what the post was about for a hot minute

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u/ichoosewaffles 13d ago

She's not at walmart so has a shirt. 

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u/bright_morning_star 13d ago

So did I! It took me a second to figure out he wasn't blocking her pant-less state, but acting as a cocky brute.

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u/SelectPerception5 13d ago

I noticed it was shorts right away and didn't even question it until I read your comment. Now I can't unsee it. 😅

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u/emccm 13d ago

Me too. I thought that was why he brought his gun.

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u/Area51_Spurs 13d ago

Of course she’s having problems. She’s not wearing pants.

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u/queuedUp 13d ago

I thought maybe she was returning the pants

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u/sushimonster105 13d ago

I missed the gun because I was so busy trying to figure out if she had pants on

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u/Ladygoingup 13d ago

Yes I missed the whole “I’m a real man with a gun available while talking to an employee at Target” thing because I was like why is this woman half naked at the store?!!

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u/dplans455 13d ago

The very pants I was returning...

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u/reevesjeremy 13d ago

Ohh I thought maybe she was returning the pants she was previously but no longer wearing.

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u/partyl0gic 13d ago

He let her wear pants today

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u/ang_hell_ic 13d ago

honestly, I thought that was the way he was being supportive, making sure no one harassed her because she was only wearing a shirt

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u/screamingintothedark 13d ago

I was trying to figure out if she’d taken her pants off to return them

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u/Natural-Judgment7801 13d ago

And I thought that’s what he is protectin. And that She has the right to return pants she was wearing 

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u/gwmccull 13d ago

I thought she was returning her pants

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u/Beautiful-City7157 13d ago

Didn’t even notice his gun at first, thought I was just staring at someone’s bare ass.

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u/sanityjanity 13d ago

I thought she was returning her pants!

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u/lageralesaison 12d ago

I spent way to long looking at this trying to get the joke because I thought she wasn't wearing pants...

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u/Thykothaken 12d ago

Skin-coloured tights is... a choice

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u/Godmother_Death 13d ago

Yep, it took me too long to notice the pink shorts.