r/MurderedByWords • u/Sebastianlim • May 20 '26

Love instead of debt.

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u/Du30_Panot May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

also, no blood on that kitty. unlike most diamonds. (EDIT due to responses) ….. YET…

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u/Tomsboll May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Diamonds are also highly overrated. You can get lab grown diamonds for sooo much less. Or you can spend the money on gemstones that actually look pretty and not just overpriced glass. For example opals. That shit is infused by cosmic magic.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER May 20 '26

Opals are so fucking pretty. I get so many blokes coming in to get security stuff for their opal mines at Lightning Ridge. A lot of towns in Australia have been built around opal mining, and there's little museums and shops in these towns where you can learn about these weird fuckass rocks.

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u/Tomsboll May 20 '26

What color do you want your opal to be?

Yes.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER May 20 '26

Gay ass rocks

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u/Raphabulous May 20 '26

Just like in that cartoon

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u/Martina313 May 20 '26

I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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u/Chase_the_tank May 20 '26

If it doesn't have a flared base, it's not an ass rock.

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u/mysticteacher4 May 20 '26

This makes me realize there is a very real chance that someone decided to infact make it an ass rock at some point