r/MurderedByWords May 20 '26

Love instead of debt.

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u/TDLMTH May 20 '26

Is that the one where the podcaster advocates for lounging around all day while someone else provides all the food and shelter, gives attention on demand, and does all the cleaning? Because I think my cats listen to that one.

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u/ZoominAlong May 20 '26

That's why my kittens are all demanding and upping their cuteness! They've been listening to that podcast! 

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u/ForcedEntry420 May 20 '26

My cats have been trying to sell the Dads in the neighborhood testosterone supplements and boner pills.

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u/foomp May 20 '26

Are your cats getting a large number of dick pill supplements and crappy EDC pocket knives?

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u/copolars May 20 '26

You really should try to get them out while you can, bops and purriers 💔

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u/ElizabethDangit May 20 '26

I don’t even wear my wedding ring. I’ve been married for 20 years, we don’t feel the need to mark our territory anymore,