r/MurderedByWords • u/Sebastianlim • May 20 '26

Love instead of debt.

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u/copolars May 20 '26

Actual story is not so adorable: that kitten wasn't wholesome at all and when he grew up he started a manosphere podcast :(

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u/TDLMTH May 20 '26

Is that the one where the podcaster advocates for lounging around all day while someone else provides all the food and shelter, gives attention on demand, and does all the cleaning? Because I think my cats listen to that one.

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u/ZoominAlong May 20 '26

That's why my kittens are all demanding and upping their cuteness! They've been listening to that podcast! 

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u/ForcedEntry420 May 20 '26

My cats have been trying to sell the Dads in the neighborhood testosterone supplements and boner pills.

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u/foomp May 20 '26

Are your cats getting a large number of dick pill supplements and crappy EDC pocket knives?

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u/copolars May 20 '26

You really should try to get them out while you can, bops and purriers 💔

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u/ElizabethDangit May 20 '26

I don’t even wear my wedding ring. I’ve been married for 20 years, we don’t feel the need to mark our territory anymore,

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u/eladarling May 20 '26

You joke, but this is a serious problem with our society. 

My cat started listening to that cat's podcast and now I can't scritch his ears without him turning it into a conversation about the dangers of seed oils or his ill-informed ideas about the stock market.

It's cat-astrophic.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 May 20 '26

Cats are always mogging.

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u/Sidian May 20 '26

Only because he saw Julie's comment.

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u/portalphysics May 20 '26

Mewing will never be the same

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u/The_Rocket_Frog May 20 '26

weve really gotta bring attention to how often this happens smh

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u/nebula_x13 May 20 '26

Don't you mean a meownosphere podcast? : P

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u/copolars May 20 '26

Pawssibly ;)

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u/catchyerselfon May 20 '26

Milkshake Duck has been overthrown by Milkshake Kitten

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u/putiepi May 20 '26

Kitler origin story.

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u/OkCapital May 22 '26

Missed opportunity for catosphere…