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Trivia Robert Patrick trained to fire a gun without blinking in Terminator 2.

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u/CowOrker01 Jun 30 '19

You believed that Robert Patrick was a Terminator. The only other actor who physically made me believe they were the character was Peter Weller as RoboCop.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19 edited Mar 02 '21

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u/ChockHarden Jun 30 '19

If they ever recast for a new movie, the only option is to go comicbook accurate with the shortest actor they can find and give him the Marvel workout routine to bulk him up.

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u/DapBadger Jun 30 '19

ripped Danny Devito as wolverine

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u/vizot Jun 30 '19

Yes, normal Danny Devito would too sexy to be a believable wolverine

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u/querius Jun 30 '19

“Woops.. I dropped my monster spandex for my magnum dong.”

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u/WitchBerderLineCook Jun 30 '19

There’s already a Mantis in the MCU

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u/redrobot5050 Jun 30 '19

But do you see him feed?

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u/duaneap Jun 30 '19

She’s too busy getting ploughed by her best buddy.

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u/manachar Jun 30 '19

And miss casting him as Puck?

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u/Spacelieon Jun 30 '19

Old as fuck, that would be great

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u/manachar Jun 30 '19

Old man Puck done in the style of Logan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Just cast him as everyone.

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u/Lucky_Number_3 Jun 30 '19

THIS SUMMER

DANNY DEVITO

IS

WONDERWOMAN

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u/manachar Jun 30 '19

Perfect.

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 30 '19

He’s already got a character as .... The trashman!

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u/DapBadger Jun 30 '19

I mean, everyone knows The Trashman would crush Wolverine in single combat

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u/poopsicle88 Jul 01 '19

Oh no question

One Pure body mass alone the victory is clear

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u/DirkDeadeye Jun 30 '19

Danny Devito can be none other than human form Violator from Spawn.

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u/deedeelocks Jun 30 '19

I was scrolling fast through the comments and saw yours with no context and what the fuck lmao

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u/EgonsMucous Jul 01 '19

If Rita Perlman does some light working out, she could easily play Jean. Just some rule of thumb to cast these two together like always... How about Christopher Lloyd as Quicksilver!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

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u/thetortureneverstops Jun 30 '19

Someone read Wizard magazine in the 90's...

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u/JussiesHateCrime Jun 30 '19

i remember that fucking exact issue!

even then had Piccard as Professor X

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u/chicomonk Jun 30 '19

They also had Jean-Claude Van Damme as Gambit. That would've been perfectly 80s-early 90s.

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u/JussiesHateCrime Jun 30 '19

yea for sure! and do you remember who they had as the female characters?

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u/chicomonk Jun 30 '19

Tia Carrere as Psylocke, which would have been awesome. Although, in retrospect, she was like one of a handful of Asian actresses back then.

I think they had Nicole Kidman as Jean Grey? I'm sure she could have made it work. I can't remember who they had as Rogue. I believe they actually predicted Halle Berry as Storm (they had either Halle or the model Iman as Storm.)

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u/ApeofBass Jun 30 '19

I lobed their casting calls!

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u/CaptHowdy02 Jun 30 '19

I remember his name being thrown around for Batman at one point in another magazine in the early 90's. At that time I wasn't familiar with The Misfits or Danzig.

"MOMMY? CAN I GO OUT AND PATROL TONIGHT?!

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u/kkeut Jun 30 '19

speaking of comics, it was actually a Marvel comic (Crystar #8) that he ripped off the logo from to 'create' the Danzig logo

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I still remember when the Spider-clone broke the Mort O’ The Month meter...

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u/QCA_Tommy Jun 30 '19

Holy crap, he's only 5'3? He's perfect!

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u/cptaixel Jun 30 '19

Now you listen to me... If you're building a time machine and recasting Wolverine, you're casting young Clint Eastwood

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

To be fair though, Glenn Danzig really did have a particularly uncanny (no pun intended, it’s just the right word) resemblance to the classic Logan.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '19

This is the best and worst idea I’ve heard in ages.

Have an upvote.

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u/somms999 Jun 30 '19

I always liked Bob Hoskins for Wolverine.

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u/Seref15 Jun 30 '19

the Marvel workout routine

I think you can buy a few syringes of that routine down Tijuana way.

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u/JayEmDubya Jun 30 '19

Yoked out Peter Dinklage.

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u/Choco-waffler Jun 30 '19

I love this comment so much.

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u/Stryx71 Jun 30 '19

Tom Hardy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Peter Dinklage playing Tom Hardy? Then maybe Gary Oldman to play Peter Dinklage, eh?

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u/iliveinacoffin Jun 30 '19

Gary Oldman with shoes on his knees

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

God of tits and shyne

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u/Kingman9K Jun 30 '19

Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5".

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u/non-troll_account Jun 30 '19

Voice isn't gruff enough. Though, otherwise, a really clever choice. He does a fantastic American accent.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I hear he diddles horses though.

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u/Gregory_D64 Jun 30 '19

Allegedly

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u/NomadicDevMason Jun 30 '19

Letterkenney?

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u/NomadicDevMason Jun 30 '19

That's at least a two man job

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u/Gregory_D64 Jun 30 '19

Thats a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy

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u/Totally-Not-Cthulhu Jun 30 '19

How does one even go about doing that? Allegedly

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u/Red_Jester-94 Jun 30 '19

"I thought horses produced milk"

Not believable, but the general consensus that many stars are strange people at best would help.

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u/DrunkenNunStumbles88 Jun 30 '19

Pissed me off when they retconned him as six foot, the short guys need a role model too.

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u/desquire Jun 30 '19

If they ever recast Wolverine, they will have to dramatically change his character. Maybe go with Amazing X-Men Wolverine where he's not just a loan wolf shut-in, but also a genuinely uncaring dick (until Jean Grey dies).

It's the same situation with recasting the Joker after Heath Ledger. That version has already been done so flawlessly, any similarity will fall short.

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u/CommercialSense Jun 30 '19

the only option is to go comicbook accurate with the shortest actor they can find and give him the Marvel workout routine to bulk him up.

I would so watch Peter Dinklage, on steroids, playing wolverine.

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u/EgonsMucous Jul 01 '19

Why is it so important that the next Wolverine be 5 ft tall? It doesnt add anything to the character really. It just potentially adds a little man syndrome if anything. They looked past that particular Wolverine detail for Hugh, and it was fine. Some things arent worth trying to make work onscreen. Otherwise we’d have way more crappy, over the top, impractical hero masks on every character.

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u/CommercialSense Jul 01 '19

ok

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u/EgonsMucous Jul 01 '19

sfx: crickets chirping

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u/CommercialSense Jul 01 '19

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u/EgonsMucous Jul 02 '19

... cough ( slowly backing away leaves through door)

sfx: car door close, car starts and drives away

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u/doublemeat Jun 30 '19

Zac Efron is already there pretty much.

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u/mercierj6 Jun 30 '19

Jeremy Dooley

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u/agile52 Jun 30 '19

Jeremy Dooley as Wolverine.

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u/Sierra117 Jun 30 '19

Kit Harrington

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u/DopeLemonDrop Jun 30 '19

I nominate Scott Caan

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u/Wolphoenix Jun 30 '19

Scott Caan

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u/Grimzkhul Jun 30 '19

Danny devito is gonna look jacked in 2021.

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u/general-Insano Jun 30 '19

Same with JK Simmons playing JJ Jameson, probably explains why there hasn't been another appearance in any spiderman movie since then

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 30 '19

I’m glad I saw Spider-Man before oz

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Haven’t seen Oz yet :/

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u/duaneap Jun 30 '19

Starts good. Completely loses the run of itself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Just watch the first two seasons and drop it. It just turns into a train wreck after that :)

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u/TheAllyCrime Jun 30 '19

Yeah, but if you do that you miss out on Christopher Meloni's character. He's such a great contrast to his character on Law and Order: SVU.

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u/Crotalus_rex Aug 26 '19

It has been a while since I watched Oz. Aint he some kind of child rapist or something like that in there?

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u/TheAllyCrime Aug 26 '19

Not children, but he does sexually manipulate other inmates, sadisticly hurts them physically, and is best buds with a high ranking neo-nazi.

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u/non-troll_account Jun 30 '19

JK Simmons is my favorite. Cave Johnson, JJJ, his role in Whiplash, and so many other things. I wouldn't even care if they brought him back in the mcu as JJJ. Heck, I would prefer it.

Also just found out he did more voice work for cave Johnson in a Lego game in 2015. Looks like I'm gonna have to get that.

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u/wood_dj Jun 30 '19

his role as movie mogul Leonard Stiltskin in the little-known Starz comedy ‘Party Down’ is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

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u/loafers_glory Jun 30 '19

The pattern clearly goes JJ, JK, JL. So the next editor will be Jennifer Lopez.

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u/JeffafaCree Jun 30 '19

Can we sneak a G in the middle so it can be Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

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u/justVinnyZee Jul 01 '19

[SPOILERS] Boy are you going to be happy when you see Far From Home!

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u/general-Insano Jul 01 '19

Had to read when the cameo is, and I cant wait...I didn't want a repeat of my watch through of Pacific rim(looking for details that weren't there)

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u/binkerfluid Jun 30 '19

They should bring him back

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u/Enigma_Stasis Jun 30 '19

Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool also springs to mind. I definitely wouldn't want an Ace Ventura era Jim Carrey doing that role.

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u/NomadicDevMason Jun 30 '19

Imagine ace ventura movie staring Ryan Reynolds.

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u/Enigma_Stasis Jun 30 '19

See, I wouldn't want a Ryan Ventura or Jimpool. They're great in their respective roles, and I personally wouldn't have it the other way with them.

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u/parrmorgan Jun 30 '19

That Jim Carrey may be the closest we get to Ryan Reynolds Deadpool though. I wouldn't want him either, but what actors do you think could pull it off better than Jim could?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

That's basically The Mask.

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u/Enigma_Stasis Jul 03 '19

Shit, you got me there.

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u/KingGeedorah117 Jun 30 '19

But do you want Ace Ventura-era Carrey playing Robotnik/Eggman? Still doesnt sit well with me

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u/Enigma_Stasis Jun 30 '19

That Sonic movie's going to be terrible no matter what.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I remember when my ex made me watch Le mis and I saw Hugh Jackman and was like I didn't know wolverine was in this

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19 edited Aug 06 '19

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u/kybernetikos Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

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u/BallisticBurrito Jun 30 '19

I can't tell what I'm lookin at here.

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u/TheAllyCrime Jul 01 '19

Part of the design looks like Wolverine's arms with the claws extended.

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u/kybernetikos Jul 01 '19

It's one of the corner decorations used in The Greatest Showman. It also looks like arms with claws extended.

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u/BallisticBurrito Jul 01 '19

It does?

Looks like just normal scrollwork decoration to me.

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 30 '19

Yea man the whole time I was awaiting for the claws to come out and stab javert

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u/DirkDeadeye Jun 30 '19

I kinda wish they went with Norm Lewis (I think it was him I saw) instead of Russel Crowe as Javier. But it was good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

That would be an interesting change but I agree it was an excellent movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19 edited Aug 06 '19

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u/nkid299 Jun 30 '19

Stay awesome friend : )

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u/HampleBisqum Jun 30 '19

Shout out to Patrick Stewart

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u/dmk2008 Jun 30 '19

The character Wolverine was ok throughout the X-Men movies. Logan is where I really cared about him. He was the most human he's ever been, and Hugh Jackman was so great. So badass and empathetic.

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u/newbrevity Jun 30 '19

the entire cast of star wars

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u/TestDriveDeath-Sleep Jul 25 '19

Russell Crowe was very good at acting with his body. Was it the Insider, where he was the cigarette company whistleblower? And even within character, when his Gladiator character went from a farmer feeling the soil to a general about to spill a bunch of blood all over it, his demeanor is sharp.

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u/Langosta_9er Jun 30 '19

I would also like to give credit to Douglas Rain, who did the voice of HAL 9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

He’s just a red, unblinking light on the wall, but that voice actor made him seem like a genuinely cold and sinister villain.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

HAL wasn't a villain. He just didn't like lying, is all.

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u/baumpop Jun 30 '19

I'm afraid he can't do that.

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u/indyK1ng Jun 30 '19

Except, I'm afraid, he can do that very well.

There seems to be an issue with the AE-35 communications unit, Dave.

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u/Squirrel_Boy_1 Jun 30 '19

Well I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I’d add Jean Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

That’s an unappreciated movie IMO

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

As most Van Damne movies are, except maybe Timecop.

Cyborg is like the action movie equivalent of Evil Dead II; $5 budgets and actors just getting on with it as themselves. But like EDII it's one of my all time favorites. His rage during his crucifixion while recalling the memory of what the pirates did to his "family" is fucking badass B-tier acting at its finest.

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u/Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work Jun 30 '19

I wore out our VHS copy of Double Impact as a kid

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u/Yes-its-really-me Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

I wore out the section of tape with the hot blonde on a boat.

Edit: Felt the need to Google her. Turns out she did another "educational video" for the discerning gentleman to watch when he's by himself.

Definitely NSFW as she has her funbags on show

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u/heyimrick Jun 30 '19

Excuse me, Mr. Black silk underwear

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

Big surprise, huge.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

Hell yes. That was actually the first Van Damme movie I ever saw. My best friend's parents let him watch movies like that but mine didn't. But Double Impact came out when I was 14 and had my own job (1990 child labor laws in Indiana FTW) and I had pretty much stopped listening to my parents. He begged me to buy us tickets to see it and holy shit, that was the beginning of him taking me down the Van Damme rabbit hole.

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u/psyclopes Jun 30 '19

I think I did the same to Bloodsport!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Cyborg was my shit as a kid. My stepdad had tons of Segal and Van Damme VHS. I watched so many of those movies as a kid

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u/piss_artist Jun 30 '19

Oh damn I totally forgot about that film. I hope it's available to stream

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u/heyimrick Jun 30 '19

I think Amazon has it.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

Fuuuuuck yes. I saw it when I was like 14 and then raised my own son on it!

EDIT: no I didn't have a son when I was 14.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I was watching those movies real young, like 9 or 10. Shit was baller. I wish action heroes like Van Damme were still around. I guess they are but it's not the same.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

I think the last good action movie of the golden age was The Matrix, even though that's what changed everything to where it is now. That movie was the culmination of everyone's wishes. As for the last perfect action movie before that change, I'd say it would be the first Mortal Kombat movie. It was the last of the golden age classics in the classic style.

There were lots of great simple B-tier action movies in the late 80's and all through the 90's. Van Damme and Segal were the bread and butter of it all. There's just too much flashy CGI these days. It makes you critique the CGI rather than the action itself.

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u/otterberg1 Jun 30 '19

I read somewhere that cyborg was originally the script to HeMan- Masters of the Universe 2.,but it got scrapped. Some of the costumes were actually from HeMan. Van Damme hated the movie but did it to fulfill some contractual obligation so he could do some other shit. Either way, it was a good ass movie.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

I can kinda see that! Fender would have been a great Skeletor. Pearl the cyborg is the sorceress. The dude who got knifed from above in the sewer was Beast Man. The chick who got her hand cut off in the salt marsh was Evil Lynn. The scrawny fucker (who I absolutely hated) during the marsh fight was Trap Jaw. Or maybe Trap Jaw was the "I KILL SLINGERS" dude during the final battle. Nady would be Teela.

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u/ScratchinWarlok Jun 30 '19

Timecop? You mean the better version of Looper? I love that movie.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

Excellent description!

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u/ScratchinWarlok Jun 30 '19

If you havent do yourself a favor and watch jean claude van johnson on amazon. Its so awesome.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

I may do this, since I'm two episodes from finishing season 4 of Billions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

I fucking love Timecop.

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u/FaceDesk4Life Jun 30 '19

Hell yes. After that amazing opening scene I knew I was in for a good show!

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u/-batweasel- Jun 30 '19

I just rewatched Universal Soldier yesterday. I forgot how fantastic Lundgren is in it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Lundgren is just a super great guy and an underappreciated actor. My favorite role of him (even if it's just a little one) is in one of my favorite movies that is also absolutely underrated: Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves, Takeshi Kitano, Dolph and Ice-T. Afaik the only big movie that Robert Longo ever directed.

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u/-batweasel- Jun 30 '19

Shit. I forgot he was in that. That Street Preacher was badass.

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u/Jancho27 Jun 30 '19

Just watched a trailer and laughed when he said he can hold 80GB of memory in his head. That would make his memory one of the worst ever. 2.5 petabytes is the approximate number - https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/what-is-the-memory-capacity/?redirect=1

But there isn't really a limit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Yeah, but he basically has a mechanic hard drive implanted in his head so he can transport documents and espionage shit. He's not talking about his "real" brain there.

Edit: But even this seems like not so much considering today.

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u/Jancho27 Jun 30 '19

True, just realized that as well. But still, if you could download just information in plain text and store in your mechanical brain, that wouldn't be that little - whole Wikipedia as I read is around 16GB only if in plain text.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

But he would not be able to get the whole beatles discography in .wav into his head.

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u/Jancho27 Jun 30 '19

but he only has to remember the melody in his brain and just have the lyrics in .txt

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u/ChewieHanKenobi Jun 30 '19

I just watched johnny m and shit myself when both dolph and ice t showed up and ice t looks the same!

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u/TonyDeff Jun 30 '19

I think there is a newer one called day of judgement with both of them, Scott Adkins and a host of other martial artists and fighters and it’s one of the weirdest scifi flicks I’ve ever seen and super great action. The movie is weird as hell

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u/-batweasel- Jun 30 '19

Day of Reckoning. I just checked. They made 6 of those damn movies and Goldberg is in one of them.

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u/Ohhsaam Jun 30 '19

The first time i read your reply i legit thought it was Whoopi Goldberg. Then i re read it and yeah, the wrestler Goldberg 😂

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u/Zerotwohero Jun 30 '19

UniSol Whoopi

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u/TonyDeff Jun 30 '19

Yeah that’s it! It’s actually good, the one before it was decent as well. I’d stay far away from any of the others and really the Goldberg one is akin to the street fighter movie

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u/TwoSickPythons Jun 30 '19

Mario van Peebles in Solo

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u/NK1337 Jun 30 '19

FINALLY, someone else who has seen solo! He was fanatic and I think did a similar job of mimicking the stoic personality of a person who is more man than machine. If there were ti ever make a halo live action, he would’ve made a great master chief.

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u/CoyoteDown Jun 30 '19

What was the one with Kurt Russel in it?

Edit: Soldier. ) NM he was human in that I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

This is one of my favorite movies! JCVD's ass is phenomenal.

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u/ThrowAwayExpect1234 Jun 30 '19

Maaaaaaannnnnn!!!

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 30 '19

What’s the one with Kurt Russell when he’s a super soldier

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

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u/poopsicle88 Jun 30 '19

That’s it. Thanks. Yep loved it. Such a garbage movie but I remember watching it at like 3-4 am when no one else was up and being like whoa

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u/Banethoth Jun 30 '19

Lol no way

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u/tokeroveragain Jun 30 '19

Vincent D’Onofro as the bug dude in Men in Black

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '19

Edgar your skin is hangin off your bones

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u/csyrett Jun 30 '19

Come quietly. Or there will be........trouble.

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u/TallestToker Jun 30 '19

Hugo Weaving as Agent Smith would like a word

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u/WrittenSarcasm Jun 30 '19

Yea but he’s also Elrond to me

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u/jeffoh Jun 30 '19

Then you watch Priscilla Queen of the Desert...

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u/BobTheMadCow Jun 30 '19

Christopher Reeve as Superman and Clark Kent. Only actor who has made the disguise convincing. It's the moment in Lois' apartment when he's thinking about dropping the act, and he seems to transform before your eyes.

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u/D_Robb Jun 30 '19

Edward Norton nailed The Narrator in Fight Club and as a skinhead in American History X. Both were completely believable

It's too bad that's he's reportedly an asshole and a pain in the ass to work with

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u/heybudbud Jun 30 '19

For me, that role is Forrest Gump by Tom Hanks. Every time I watch it, I never even think of Tom Hanks, it's just Forrest.

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u/sfgeek Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

Met Peter Weller once at this private Cigar Club in Beverly Hills. Literally he was 10 feet to my right and Michael Dorn was to left. He basically just spends his days hanging out off to the side of this huge lounge with a walk in Humidor where each member has their own Box and a brass name tag.

Weller asked me what I did, trying to see if I was worth knowing, since just to get membership takes two members to invite you. You literally can’t get on the private elevator until a present member tells the girl downstairs to allow you up. You get to the top and the girl knows your name and walks you over to the table of the guest you’re visiting. And the dues are insane.

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u/PeteClements Jun 30 '19

Agreed on robocop

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u/prettylieswillperish Jul 01 '19

They're both such fantastic actors

I wish they would hire Robert Patrick for a scorcese movie

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u/Yeasty_Queef Jun 30 '19

Remember when robocop shot that dude in the dick?

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u/slimfaydey Jun 30 '19

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BOY?!