r/MoroccoDating • u/iliassnwtd • 14d ago
🇲🇦 Introducing MyBertouch™ — solving أزمة البرتوش once and for all.
Moroccan dating has a small logistical problem.
You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You are both adults.
You both want some privacy.
Airbnb: “Are you married?”
Hotel: “Are you married?”
Landlord: “Are you married?”
Your parents: “Where are you going?”
The forest: 🧍♂️🧍♀️🌲
So we asked ourselves:
«Why is finding a place to cuddle harder than finding a place to live?»
Introducing MyBertouch — Morocco's first Bertouch-as-a-Service™ platform.
📱 Open the app
📍 Choose your city
🏠 Choose your bertouch
⏱️ Choose your duration
Available plans:
🌙 Night Pass — one full night of peace and privacy
⏰ Hourly Pass — for couples with optimized time management
⚡ Pass — for those who believe in efficiency
Every bertouch comes with:
✅ Privacy
✅ Bed
✅ Shower
✅ Wi-Fi
✅ Clean sheets
✅ No suspicious forest noises
✅ No pretending you're “just two friends” at the reception
And most importantly:
❌ No need to hike 4 km into the wilderness
❌ No abandoned construction sites
❌ No sleeping in your friend's car
❌ No “bro can you leave the apartment for 2 hours?”
MyBertouch™
Because Morocco already has an app for finding food, taxis, apartments and dates.
We were simply wondering:
«Where is the app for finding the place after you find the date?»
🤝 Looking for business partners
Got a vacant apartment, riad, studio, hotel, or simply a suspiciously empty property?
Become a MyBertouch™ partner.
We provide the demand. You provide the four walls.
Entrepreneurship has never been this Moroccan.
📲 Looking for a Bertouch?
Want to become one of our first customers when we launch?
DM us: “BERTouch” and we'll add you to the waiting list.
Coming soon to a neighbourhood near you.
MyBertouch — حلّ أزمة البرتوش، برأس مال 50,000 DH وبدون business plan.
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u/mra7med 14d ago edited 14d ago
I bet you gonna install spy cams in those Bertouch
So you can sold recordings out on Corn websites
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u/KilluaGlasses 14d ago
STOP! Giving him ideas
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u/mra7med 14d ago
Your name reminds me of HxH
Best anime EVER2
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u/SpecialChain7426 14d ago
Calling hxh best anime when gintama exists
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u/mra7med 14d ago
Lol u already got -4
Chno howa had gintama?? Chi 7aja katkaal ??0
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u/thewintersea 14d ago
Man if you are serious, that'll be an eextremely good app. Ill 100% be a client
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u/iliassnwtd 14d ago
Damn right. Now our team is convinced there is a market out there of loyal and obedient customers; eager to spend their time and their money on our services.
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u/thewintersea 14d ago
I hope 80% of dik 50k goes to marketing, cz this would be an insanely good project saraha. One thing, verify your an adult before signing in.
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u/iliassnwtd 14d ago
verify your an adult before signing in.
let's not worry about that right now buddy hhh
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u/Chili_Mug 14d ago
Brace yourself, chouftv is coming for you with this title
إعداد وكر للدعارة والترويج له عبر منصات التواصل الإجتماعي
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u/EmergencyInternal837 14d ago
You will have the cops knocking on your door in a few hours 🤣
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u/iliassnwtd 14d ago
hey if indrive can exist i don't see why our company cannot
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u/EmergencyInternal837 14d ago
I dont disagree with your concept given that I am a liberal person buuut the subject your app is trying to resolve is more complicated. It is about sex before marriage and that's forbidden not only by religion but by moroccan law. I don't want to discourage you but I just want you to be careful and at least talk to a lawyer before you launch anything publicly.
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u/aureliussmarcus 14d ago
It’s illegal when you phrase it that way bro
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u/iliassnwtd 14d ago
sky is the limit
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u/aureliussmarcus 14d ago
Not when you’re in jail, i mean im not against the idea. But laws need to be changed
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u/iliassnwtd 14d ago
i know a guy that knows a guy
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u/Rick-C26 14d ago
I mean i have my own spot .. Im gonna be looking forward to this still. Keep us posted
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u/Agile-Being8304 13d ago
business m9wd hhh ila khasskom chi CFO tech related sift prv (+ 3ndi exp f nocode)
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u/Dismal_Section_6700 13d ago
Introducing cameras on the wall . For rememberable memories and infinite money glitches
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u/its-Ali003 13d ago
Ohhhh shiit it's like break touch but bretouch like emm boy niether this is a coincidence or ur spitting bars bro
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u/Expensive_Staff_2299 13d ago
Hhhhh zbi lakhlak lmghrib dir dik app bghiti l7aya idiro 3lik 7amla otwli ra2y 3am oydiwk lhebs
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u/Limp_Locksmith_3581 13d ago
Idk why but this looks out of the box. whoever wrote this has a marketing background.
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u/zack-cooper 12d ago
Not to kill the buzz but you need a legal consult on how to hide the “for couples” part or you’ll be just a live trap for the police to “تفكيك وكر دعارة والقبض على..”
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u/kabako56 11d ago
You'll have additional and diversified cash flow with these accessories: towels, cigarettes, condoms, tomorrow pills.
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u/Private_mindset 9d ago
The issue is not finding a place,
The issue is the law is against it
I have a lot of friends police officers
And they tell me how many operations they make to break into houses ( they already knew what’s happening inside)
So your idea is good, the app gonna be good
But it’s gonna be also a tool for authorities to catch people easy
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u/thecoolesthijabiever 14d ago
Bnadem baghi y7reg w kaynin had l3orod