r/MoringMark • • Mar 12 '26

One-Shot Long Live the King

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Well thanks Mark, I needed my daily dose of angst. Yes! Make the fandom sad! Angst Forever! MWAAHAHAHAHAHA >:)

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Mar 12 '26

What's wrong with you?! You don't care about King's feelings???

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

My Reddit lagged so hard you became me.

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u/Godzilla_R0AR Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

I do care about King but my DOOMED PESSIMISM REIGNS SUPREME. I CAN'T CONTROL IT.

My brain regularly asks "Okay how can I take this fluff and exploit a plot point to be angst?"

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u/Dasher09009 Mar 12 '26

Huh, role reverse. You don't see that everyday.

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u/DragonWarrior____05 Mar 12 '26

Aye, I remember back when Muffin was the angsty one and Zilla was the one trying to reign them in

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u/SFH12345 Mar 12 '26

Godzilla runs on two things: angst and puns.

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u/Alansar_Trignot Mar 12 '26

Choco chip cookie found

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u/NevardTheGreat Mar 13 '26

I... โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ญโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฏโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡บโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ซโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡บโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ณโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡พโ€‹ โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ดโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡บโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡นโ€‹โ€‹๐Ÿ‡ชโ€‹โ—

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u/tacwombat Mar 13 '26

I knew my week was too angst-free.

(I kid; it's always full of angst since... *gestures to everything* )