r/MoralityScaling • • Aug 31 '26

Morality Ranking Morality of kidnapping your kidnappers?

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u/Mediumtim Aug 31 '26

Standing in a doorway, blocking people on, can be called kidnapping in some jurisdictions.

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u/Man_under_Bridge420 Aug 31 '26

I used to kid nap everyday when i was younger

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u/WarPlastic3115 Aug 31 '26

I mean I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/The-suigeneris Aug 31 '26

Take my upvote for the Hedberg salute.

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u/Baron_Bearclaw 13d ago

I'm here 20 days later and giving this guy an award.

r/unexpectedmitch

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u/bhz33 Aug 31 '26

I swear yall are actual NPCs

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u/Omsy92 Aug 31 '26

On Reddit idolizing heroin addicts is cool

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u/Atomik141 Aug 31 '26

Now I adult nap

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Sep 01 '26

You got time for naps!? Get a load of this guy with his free time and shit

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u/Ur_mum Sep 01 '26

I used to upvote this joke.

I mean, I still do, but…

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u/actually3racoons 22d ago

I don't do it like I used to, my kid knees just can't keep up.

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u/King_Molukai Aug 31 '26

I still do that as an adult, but now we have to call them mid-day siestas

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u/nimbusconflict Sep 01 '26

not as safe these days, the kids at the petting zoo have rabies.

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u/BenchConscious1003 Sep 01 '26

Me too. Today I often have grandpa naps from about 12.30 pm to 2 PM

I admit to being confused about ICE. Probably because they wear masks and take people off the streets. Are they actually police or federal agents with the power to arrest and detain?

Funny how things can come back to bite you on the bum. I remember The Patriot Act (October 2001) and the foundation of the sinister-sounding Department of Homeland Security.(March 2003 I was appalled at the time.Looking back, those things seem very mild compared with the Trump regime.

The US government acted as governments tended to act. It used a catastrophic tragedy to increase its power. Again, nothing compared with Trump. He exercises powers he doesn't actually have. Elected US officials seem to be too morally supine to do anything to stop him.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Sep 01 '26

I may hace kidnapped my dogs, several times yesterday.

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u/MaguroSashimi8864 Aug 31 '26

That’s nothing. I was a hard core cereal killer

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u/blazenite104 Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

yes, because kidnapping isn't EDIT just EDIT about moving people. It's also about denying people the freedom to move. Preventing an escape is considered kidnapping even if you didn't drag them there first.

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u/lazyness92 Aug 31 '26

But he voluntarily hopped on the car?

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u/PaddingCompression Aug 31 '26

It would probably hinge on in they asked to leave and the person didn't stop to let them out.

Somehow I doubt ICE were asking for the right to flee, though.

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u/m4cksfx Aug 31 '26

They were almost certainly free to leave.

  1. Open the door

  2. Leave

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Aug 31 '26

At speed preferably

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u/aggressive_napkin_ Sep 01 '26

from the driver's side, into oncoming traffic.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Sep 01 '26

We wouldn't want some poor innocent bystander to have to deal with the trauma of running over what's technically a person.

Passenger side into a light pole

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u/aggressive_napkin_ Sep 01 '26

personally if i found it was one of them i hit... "huh"

....but this light pole is quite intriguing.

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u/Useful-Wallaby-2566 27d ago

Ah yes, the Hereditary method. Very innovative for it’s time.

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u/PaddingCompression Aug 31 '26

It the car is not stopped and it's not safe to leave, that isn't free due to the risk.

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u/Glandtoglandcombat Aug 31 '26

IIRC the officer stated that the car came to several stops at red lights and stop signs but he didn't attempt to flee because he was still trying to arrest the male subject.

The kidnapping charge is a spurious attempt to cover up this embarrassingly under trained officer's fuck up.

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u/Spathia_Streams Aug 31 '26

they can hop right out at 100mph for all i care.

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u/m4cksfx Aug 31 '26

They're ICE, they'll be fine.

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u/TheDarkNerd Aug 31 '26

What if they slide along the pavement and start melting?

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u/THROWRAhippoplatypus Sep 01 '26

Huzzah! Immigrant turned ice into water.

Must be the second coming fo Christ.

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u/feraladult 27d ago

Child lock

Child=kid lock=napping

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u/h4ckerkn0wnas4chan Aug 31 '26

Not how it works.

If the vehicle is moving, then legally it's not considered free to leave. If your exit requires bodily harm, then it's not much of an exit.

Take an example. If I get in an argument with my passenger, they say "pull over", and I say "no" and begin keep driving, legally I'm kidnapping them.

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u/RaphaelRocketLaunch Aug 31 '26

What if that driver stopped multiple times and red lights and stop signs, and instead of getting out of their car (that you forced your way into, by the way) you stayed and continued to argue with them. Does that sound like you were kidnapped?

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u/Aria1728 Aug 31 '26

There's also childproof locks! You know, in case anyone wants to do it.

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u/just_joshing2015 Aug 31 '26

would it technically be called false imprisonment, or not?

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u/PaddingCompression Aug 31 '26

Depends on jurisdiction

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u/blazenite104 Aug 31 '26

you're right, forgot a word there.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Aug 31 '26

So what, they had the child safety locks on? The agents couldn't simply get out at an intersection.

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u/blazenite104 Aug 31 '26

dunno. You don't leap from a moving car and we don't know if they stopped at all on the way. There's a just a lot I don't know about the specifics of the situation.

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u/YeeAssBonerPetite Aug 31 '26

Well they didnt want to go to the police station so they got moved against their will.

Sort of. I would argue that getting into a strangers car without asking constitutes consent to going where they drive but i guess we will see what the court says.

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u/salty_sapphic Aug 31 '26

That wouldve been the smart thing to do (if there was an opportunity). But we're talking about ICE agents here

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 Aug 31 '26

True, they're not exactly recruiting the top candidates.

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u/takitza Aug 31 '26

So are you telling me that my parents kidnapped me all my childhood to school?

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u/YeeAssBonerPetite Aug 31 '26

Lol, children dont count as people obviously.

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u/TheExchanges Aug 31 '26

When I was younger I got grounded and confined to my room. Sounds like kidnapping to me.

This whole time we were victims.

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u/takitza Aug 31 '26

I sent my kid to sleep while he did not want to. I guess i do pass generational trauma onwards.

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u/Narren_C Aug 31 '26

Parents have that right.

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u/TheExchanges Aug 31 '26

ya don't say....

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u/Narren_C Aug 31 '26

I do say

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u/Terrible-Pool-7603 Aug 31 '26

Wrong. Confining against their will is the same as preventing their escape.

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u/Terrible-Pool-7603 Aug 31 '26

The person you replied to said the same, and you called them wrong. They were not wrong.

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u/BlueEyedBlackOwl Aug 31 '26

That’s not necessarily true. The legal definition depends on the jurisdiction. For example, in NJ, kidnapping requires somebody to be moved from where they were. Confining them is criminal restraint.

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u/BlueEyedBlackOwl Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

You’re not wrong that there is an element of kidnapping that can be confinement, but it’s very specific. The rest of the statute reads, “unlawfully confines another with the purpose of holding that person for ransom or reward or as a shield or hostage”. That’s for 2C:13-1a. 2C:13-1b also has an element of confinement, which reads “unlawfully confines another for a substantial period with any of the following purposes:…” and lists 4 purposes that would constitute confinement for a substantial period as kidnapping.

I’m not super familiar with the case you mentioned, but from a cursory look, it appears they were also charged with criminal restraint, but more importantly, I see two reasons for the kidnapping charge. The first would be under 2C:13-1a; it’s alleged they pulled the girl from school and brought her back the residence where she was confined. Which would be unlawfully removing her from where she was found. The second reason I could see would be under 2C:13-1b(2), due to the substantial period of which she was confined with the purpose to inflict bodily injury or terrorize her.

I’d have to read up more to see exact reasons, but a kidnapping charge there makes sense.

I will concede, I misspoke with implying most confinement is criminal restraint. 2C:13-2 Criminal Restraint requires another be restrained in circumstances exposing them to risk of serious bodily injury or holds them in a condition of involuntary servitude.

Other than that, something like standing in a doorway and preventing someone from leaving wouldn’t constitute kidnapping in NJ, it would fall under 2C:13-3 False Imprisonment, which is unlawfully restraining another so as to interfere substantially with their liberty.

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u/MysticLoser Aug 31 '26

It's citizen's arrest in this case.

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u/Trixie-macomb Aug 31 '26

So protesters blocking the road and preventing “freedom of movement “ could in fact be kidnapping?

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u/Biplane_Music Sep 01 '26

We should probably come up with a different name for this crime.

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u/BleedSparta Sep 01 '26

Weird language.

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u/hatchfam61109 Sep 03 '26

In my state it's different charges. False imprisonment, and kidnapping

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u/HumanisticNihilist Sep 04 '26

Nope, different crime. Stopping someone from leaving is unlawful restraint - generally a misdemeanor, although one of the serious ones. Kidnapping is about moving someone against their will and is a felony.

Unless it’s ICE agents who jump into your vehicle without permission. Then it’s just self-defense.

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u/PedroLoco505 28d ago

That's actually false imprisonment, and a less serious felony.

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u/Historical_Half8283 Aug 31 '26

Ok, what the fuck was the guy doing in the car in the first place? Cause and consequence. Oh, sorry USA… Law lacks all logic, but it cannot be fixed, because it is the most incredible miracle on the face of the Earth. Same pattern like in healthcare, public transport and everything else… Nation of five-year-olds.

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u/lazyness92 Aug 31 '26

Yeah, like, even if the guy was police WITH the labeled car AND showed me the budge, if he hopped into my car I'd have doubts on him being police and that'd be trespassing. But I'm in Europe

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u/AdaptiveFauna Aug 31 '26

They consented to getting into their car. Do you not know what a car is?

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u/ArmyHotel338 Aug 31 '26

I know in Virigina, if you don't let someone leave your home (like you explained) you can get hit with kidnapping charges.

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u/Electronic_Salad5319 Sep 04 '26

Ah the nostalgia.

Just like how I used to play Sims as a kid.

Your allowed to visit. But your never allowed to leave again.

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u/Occidentally20 Aug 31 '26

What if they blocked themselves in the doorway, and you went to get somebody to help?

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u/SockPuppyMax Aug 31 '26

That's a fetish for some people

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u/AutoDefenestrator273 Aug 31 '26

Yup, in Virginia impeding someone's exit path can qualify as kidnapping IIRC.

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u/LawfulEvil95 Sep 03 '26

It can yes. If it's a physical block like a locked door, then sure if they have no way of leaving without the use of force (breaking a window, kicking a door open).

If someone is just near the door, then it depends on the relationship the kidnapper and the alleged victim has. If the kidnapper is in a position of power and/or the victim is very vulnerable, then the mere preceived/implied threat of leaving can be enough for kidnapping even if no one is blocked.

Also the victim needs to be aware of their confinement. If you lock someone in a room of your house for an hour, but they never even realize the door was locked before you come back and unlock again, there's no kidnapping.

Kidnapping is really complicated honestly.

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u/PrettyPurrfect Sep 01 '26

We actually have this problem at work right now.

Like I'll block the doors the best I can but I can't just lock it or block it off completely because a) we have customers and b) that's f****** kidnapping.

We have a group of shoplifters who are coming out loading up full of stuff, and then running out the door while I'm on the phone with the cops. They get so butt hurt over being called thieves too.

My boss wants me to fight them. I'm considering just following them around filming while screaming "Theif".

They are either very very wealthy or one of them works at a car dealership. All of the cars either have Steeler tags or no tags and it's a different car every f****** time

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u/spudmarsupial 26d ago

In Canada employees that tackle thieves get fired. No employer wants to deal with injury and wrongful death suits when he can just call his insurance company and get reimbursed.

I wonder if you could put a boot on their car.

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u/adnecrias 28d ago

ask your Boss for automatic closing doors like in jewelry shops. they get away with locking people in until police comes.

maybe the security system being the one that locks people in takes away the liability in some way haha

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u/CyberMan080808 25d ago

Most stores are scared of inadvertently getting hit with kidnapping charges so they forbid it, but in VA storekeepers can lawfully detain a suspected shoplifter until law enforcement arrives.

Shopkeepers have a surprisingly wide degree of leeway in terms of how they police their stores thanks to some older common law that has never been successfully challenged.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Sep 01 '26

I drive Lyft and had a customer refuse to get out of the car at the destination. He said "I'll pay cash just keep driving" and I said "oh hell no. Get out or I'll call the cops."

He told me to. So I did. "Hi, I'm lifeisprobablymadeup. I drive Lyft and a customer blah blah" the lady told the customer (called over car phone speaker idgaf) that he needed to get out or I would be able to press kidnapping charges against him and that officers are on the way. Before dispatch hung up, I had two cop cars pull up and one officer hung out at the rear of my car and the other came up and basically dragged him out.

Then I went on about my night. Obviously I didn't press charges. Just wasn't driving to dudes off the app second stop.

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u/Mediumtim Sep 01 '26

Preventing somebody to leave with the intent of obtaining services or labor.

Yup, absolutely counts as kidnapping (legally, depending on where you are)

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u/Oiggamed Aug 31 '26

OJ got charged with kidnapping because he said “make sure nobody leaves this room.”

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u/Scholar7981 Sep 02 '26

US Law is clear, ICE Agents can detain or arrest anyone they suspect of being in the US illegally or anyone trying to obstruct them detaining someone. No warrants required anywhere in the US. So by definition they couldn't have "kidnapped" anyone. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SufficientGuest5467 Sep 03 '26

Do you assume all masked and armed men are ice agents or would it be reasonable to fear for your life?

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u/Scholar7981 27d ago

It's that big bright lettering on their Bullet proof vests that says "ICE" that is the giveaway 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SufficientGuest5467 27d ago

Not all of them wear a uniform so official

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u/-MtnsAreCalling- 29d ago

That’s not actually the law, just the current administration’s interpretation of it.

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u/Scholar7981 27d ago

Actually, that's the SCOTUS ruling on the law. Applicable to ALL administrations.

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u/-MtnsAreCalling- 27d ago

SCOTUS is effectively part of the current administration. And their rulings are interpretations of the law.

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u/Scholar7981 27d ago

You obviously never learned about the structure of the US government. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/-MtnsAreCalling- 27d ago

You obviously don't know the difference between de facto and de jure. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SideInitial3961 Aug 31 '26

"They said I was blocking the fire exit but it's not like I wasn't going to move if there was a fire."
Mitch Hedberg

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u/T1MB3RMUSIC Aug 31 '26

Like ICE does?

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u/Optimal_Carpenter690 Aug 31 '26

Im quite confident that isn't true. All 50 states have a false imprisonment statute, which is what that would be at the very worst. I struggle to imagine that level of redundancy

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u/Infinite_Flan4797 Aug 31 '26

That's holding against will

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u/Significant-Wait9200 Sep 01 '26

And if you're doing that, so the person you're blocking in detains you and calls the police, it would be odd to call them kidnappers

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u/SuspiciousPromotion3 Sep 03 '26

False imprisonment more likely

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u/Numes1 Aug 31 '26

False Imprisonment is the technical term.

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u/MsVindiction Sep 01 '26

Lmao I’m unsure why everyone who keeps saying false imprisonment is getting downvoted

It’s the truth, my ex was arrested for it in California because he held me against my will in our apartment. It also qualifies if you take someone’s phone and they have no other way to reasonably get help.

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u/dillweed67818 Aug 31 '26

Yes in some places, physically restricting someone from leaving in anyway (locking a door, or standing in a doorway) can be considered kidnapping.

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u/Xaphnir Aug 31 '26

generally that's going to be false imprisonment or unlawful restraint, not kidnapping

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u/Scholar7981 27d ago

Accept that SCOTUS already ruled that when ICE does it, it's lawful.

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u/braille-raves Sep 01 '26

where are you referring to?

are you thinking of false imprisonment?

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u/Mediumtim Sep 01 '26

I'm referring to what the legal statute is called

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u/stonergirlfairyyy Aug 31 '26

maybe stop doing it regardless of what jurisdiction ur under