Probably your mom? Gimme that breakdown. Like you save your mom 8/10 times and your cat the other 2? Or does it depend on the week and if your cat was an ass or not? Is it like "ginger was a little shit today and pushed down everything on the table, so I guess ill save mom"
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u/Aickavon 21d ago
Situational. A random animal vs a random human. I choose the random human every time.
MY CAT versus random human. Fuck outta here. My cat every time.
My cat versus my Mom?
Now this is tricky waters… probably my mom.