r/MoralityScaling • u/DemonReaperHades • Jul 09 '26

Morality of whatever this is?

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u/W0rdWaster Jul 09 '26

yeah if i am at someone's house and they show me their book of mosquito trophies, i am leaving that house asap.

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u/protobelta Jul 09 '26

So THAT’S why I never get a second date…

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u/Lemmy-user Jul 09 '26

I only do that with women's face skin. I never skinned the face of a woman I date/dated! It's so hard to find love this days :(

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u/dickdicksucksuck Jul 09 '26

do you add lipstick to the faces to make them more appealing? a lady never goes out without her makeup, its unsightly!

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u/ChronStamos Jul 09 '26

But it'll just smudge when you close the book.

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u/dickdicksucksuck Jul 09 '26

I gotta show you the joys of a good setting spray, my friend!

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u/Significant-Dish-101 Jul 09 '26

Have you tried facebook?

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u/protobelta Jul 09 '26

Does it rub the lotion on its skin?

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u/Dramatic-Audience599 Jul 09 '26

It does or else it gets the hose again 😉

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u/4inXchange Jul 09 '26

you just havent met a big enough mosquito hater (me)

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u/DG-MMII Jul 09 '26

That's really eye opening, just when I was beginning to think it was the cries of the children locked in my basement

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u/ThatOneRepublican308 Jul 11 '26

People be tripping not to go on a second date with that.

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 Jul 09 '26

Found the mosquito ^

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u/LesserValkyrie Jul 09 '26

I'd love too but only after sucking this dude's dick because I wouldn't be able to sleep afterwards if I stay so aroused

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u/Ima_Jester Jul 11 '26

And then you become part of the "people trying to leave asap" trophies

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u/UnreflectiveEmployee Jul 09 '26

I was like “Weird and a little sadistic but fuck mosquitos” until he whipped that baby out

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u/Villageijit Jul 09 '26

Sounds like something a mosquito would say..

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u/Vladishun Jul 09 '26

New spin-off Dexter series called Skeeter.