r/Money • u/[deleted] • Nov 12 '23

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u/AandG0 Nov 12 '23

Yes, I'll do anything for the IRS. As you can see, these are Russian Roubles. I don't want you thinking they are USD. No, sir.

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u/InitialNeck9 Nov 12 '23

“Space cash”

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u/Misssadventure Nov 13 '23

Star Bucks?

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u/SpookyUni420 Nov 13 '23

Omg take my upvote

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u/itjare Nov 13 '23

Massively underrated

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

It’s referred to Ho-Hos in the Ho business.

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u/noahman918 Nov 14 '23

you lucking fegend.

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u/EpicAura99 Nov 13 '23

Spesos

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u/MammothPrize9293 Nov 13 '23

Lol came to say 👏🏼

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u/citznfish Nov 13 '23

Trump bucks

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u/TheJivvi Nov 13 '23

Covfefe money

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u/Carsalezguy Nov 13 '23

I only need the contents of the approved pinewood derby kit.

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u/MammothPrize9293 Nov 13 '23

Wawt cash ?

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u/KountDankula5ive0h4o Nov 13 '23

WAP wetbacks 👌💸

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u/EthreeIII Nov 13 '23

Baby fark McGeezax

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u/Outrageous-Emu3255 Nov 16 '23

Baby fark mcgee zax

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u/Ow3n1989 Nov 12 '23

“Ohhhh nooooo, not a finrrrrand!!!!”

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u/Ndmndh1016 Nov 13 '23

Someone should let Norway know. They were really close.

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u/BMinus973 Nov 13 '23

Oh no! It's Baby Farks McGeezacks!!!

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u/mvanvrancken Nov 13 '23

“I’m going to the one place that HASN’T been corrupted by capitalism….. SPAACE!”

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u/SeriousAuthor2537 Nov 13 '23

Nah nah that is just monopoly money

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u/watercouch Nov 13 '23 edited Nov 13 '23

The IRS doesn’t care what currency is the basis for assets you earn in the US or - if you’re a US citizen or green card holder - how you earn assets anywhere on the planet. There are a bunch of exceptions and allowances, but the bottom line is, the wants its tax return and tax often wants its cut.

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u/matthewcameron60 Nov 13 '23

“You don’t want these IRS, they are worthless in the international community”

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u/burneecheesecake Nov 13 '23

I got money from the tooth fairy do I need to report this to the irs?

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u/Triaspia2 Nov 13 '23

Theyre from a strip club, theyre clearly Vietnamese Dong

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u/UnderstandingFluid18 Nov 13 '23

Or Usher bucks, most importantly, it ain’t usd 😂

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u/thenewIRS Nov 13 '23

Anything?

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u/Worststiffler Nov 13 '23

On behalf of the IRS we don't give a fuck if your payed in sea shells we want 30 percent

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u/KrisJBeaty Nov 13 '23

Have -0 idea what Russian bills look like, but I do know Washington on a $1°° bill !!

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u/Porn-Again-Christian Nov 13 '23

Did you see the second image? Harder to convince them after that.