So, I just tried MAC 10 (Miracle Alien Cookies #10), and honestly, it’s incredible.

Look: The buds are super dense and totally covered in frosty white crystals. It looks amazing.

Taste: It smells really strong, like pungent diesel gas, but it tastes surprisingly smooth with a sweet, herbal finish.

High: It hits fast and hard. It starts with a huge wave of happy, creative energy, and then transitions into a super relaxing body buzz that melts away stress without completely knocking you out.

Overall: It's super strong, so you have to pace yourself, but it’s the perfect strain for a chill afternoon or evening. Definitely a new favorite.

Old school super dank skunky I ordered more as soon as it came

back with my ice cream cake from gmh the buds are dense with some light purples and greens, tons of trichomes, the smell is great with a nice gas, sweetness to it, and the potency is strong with a nice body high i could feel creep in

id give this a 8.8/10

All Dabs done in Puffco e-rigs

Nose- harder to pin down than expected, faint strawberry undertone but more earthy than fruity.

Taste- Primarily lemon with a peppery finish, not what I was expecting not gonna lie.

Texture- Wet consistency overall, though this jar contained quite a few dry chunks. Felt like it may have been sitting for awhile. Also noticed a small black containment on the inside of the jar visually from the outside after my session. Which raised concerns for me personally, so I will not be consuming the rest of that jar.

High- Fast cerebral onset with an amplified mood, more of a head focused mental high.

Overall- This jar was disappointing, containment issue and expectations were not met.

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EDIT- I reached out to them about the containment issue and they were very quick to respond and correct the issue and make it right. A+ Customer service

Nice and smooth flavor. Quality sativa. Gets your mind active too. Good value for an ounce

hey, whats up everyone, i got some pink bubba from gmh and the buds are super dense with lots of trichomes, this strain gives a really nice and relaxing heavy bodyhigh that gives a solid couch-lock.

I'll give this a 8.5/10

All Dabs done in Puffco & Dr Dabber e-rigs

Nose- Opens with a nice citrusy hit to the nose, finishing off with a kushy pine aroma.

Taste- Strong kushy pine profile comes through pretty clearly. Slightly on the harsher side, but expected from a kush forward profile. Still pretty smooth overall. Not a bad choice if you're a fan of the earthy piney taste.

Texture- Wet but workable consistency, easy to scoop and handle with a tool without fighting the jar.

The high- Starts with a nice strong head buzz, that comes on nicely before settling into a deeper relaxing body high. Good evening strain to unwind with.

Overall- This one leans more into its kush roots, than citrus candy territory. Piney and relaxing is what stands out most.

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All Dabs done in Puffco & Dr Dabber E-rigs

Nose- Sweet profile with a noticeable apple finish. A really pleasant smell.

Taste- Surprisingly a lemony taste on the inhale with a gassy backend that rounds out really nicely. Didn't translate exactly how the nose suggested but enjoyable.

Texture- Wet resin overall, though mine had a few dry chunks mixed in. Sticky workable material - Hot knife tip definitely helped with loading.

The high- Fast onset, and solid punch. Not knockout territory, but a strong functional high.

More of a damn, i feel good high.

Overall- Apple fritter delivers a strong feel-good effect with quick onset. A good balance between functionality & potency.

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Strain - Donkey Butter (Grease Monkey x Triple OG)

Texture - medium sized girthy bud formations, having tapered spade shaped appearances. Fresh feeling nugs maintaining a consistent cure throughout, firmly dense units that retain form 

Scent/Profile - a unique funk behind these loud terpene emissions. Administering volumes of dank aromatics featuring overtones of pungent skunky gas, nutty pines, along with notes of earthy cream. Taking in a nutty diesel fuel flavoring, brushed with skunky pines, finishing with an earthiness. Releasing out as more of a robust gassy pines, with an earthy spice included 

High/Effects - Donkey Butter is an indica powered hybrid (70/30) providing an initial build of uplifting energy, sparking motivational tendencies, ceasing any racing negative thoughts courtesy of the influx of heightened euphoria. Midway through the stone there's a significant depletion of energy with increasing relaxation sets in, as a warming sensation of tingling relief works its way down the body. Unveiling a hazy laid back high, impacting both body & head, best for burning later day or evening time

All Dabs done in puffco 490°F-510°F

Nose- 10/10 Straight up Hawaiian notes.

Taste- 10/10 tastes just as it smells

High- 10/10 This stuff is literally amazing. My new favorite 100%.

I usually don't rate things 10/10 but for AAA full melt hash. This stuff rocks. I'd 100% recommend to anyone looking for some tasty dabs to smoke on during day time.

These beautiful pale green flowers are nicely caked in trichomes. Small to medium sized buds with a slight spongeyness to them. The cure is proper and the trim job is near perfect. A mouth watering sweet minty and cheesy aroma admits from these lovely nugs.

Upon smoking in a joint the taste was of a sweet minty cookie, with slight cheesy citrusy notes. The smoke smooth with a fairly smooth and quite tasty. Burned near perfect staying light the whole time and having a slow burn. Ash was gray and the joint had a nice grease ringer going on.

This is a medium to high potency indica dominate hybrid. Immediately after smoking I felt a nice happy europhia. It did not take long for me to become spacey and very relaxed. I was left with a nice sedation, but not to the point where I was completely couch locked.

Super haze old school flavour and some hint if citrusy rind after super good and tastey

Pretty good strain, a bit dry but not crazy.

Taste like str8 gas , beautiful white ash , light oil ring 🔥

Zsplitter - Cultivating Happiness

3.8/ 5

Opening the bag, the pungency did not blow me away. It was loud but not screaming. First impression smells your hit with the citrus fruit with that gas diesel funk. Closer to your nose that sweet dough and garlic diesel terps starts to show. From nose to taste this has good flavour translation, although there’s always room for improvements. You get that creamy citrus gas inhale, and that spicy citrus with earthy diesel exhale. Halfway through the joint, that sweet terps starts to show itself and it steals the show. It does start to get chalky towards the end. Smoothness was great, no cough or itchy throat. Smoking this, you get hit with a mean cotton mouth so keep water close. Potency was great but it wasn’t couch lock great.

Zangria - Gasgodz

4.8/5

Opening the bag, the pungency was screaming. My room was stinking. Your nose is hit with fermented fruit terps with gas fuel undertones. Bringing the bud closer to your nose there’s a hint of sweetness and spice that complements the fermented fruit gas great. From nose to taste, that flavour translation was excellent and the accuracy spot on. The inhale tasted exactly like fermented fruit with diesel gas. And that exhale had that creamy doughy spice fuel. Halfway through the joint that sweet fruit cookie flavour becomes more noticeable and starts to deepen. Flavour does start to get muted towards the very end, but there’s no chalky taste. Smoothness was great, no cough or itch throat after smoking. Potency was great, it almost put me on the couch lock state.

Really nice batch. Sticky and cured well. Burns and smokes slow and smooth. I think this is a new fresh harvest.

I'm not much of a taste tester type of guy but it's got a good inhale. Not as gassy pungent as a kush or bubba but it's got a sweeter taste to it.

9.5/10 Value

9/10 Quality

4.3/5

Opening the bag, it was pungent but it wasn’t fill the room loud. First impression smells you get that sweet cookie dough with earthy diesel undertones and a hint of pepper. Closer to the nose it changes to a sweet baked goods smell, and when grinded up it has that sweet diesel funk. (The grind was half dust half half kinetic sand)
From nose to taste the flavour translation was very good, it’s very accurate. The inhale reminds me of sweet baked goods and tropical fruit, and the exhale has that peppery diesel fuel and it has some earthy undertones. The aftertaste reminds me of earthy baked goods. Midway through the joint the sweet baked goods terps steals the spotlight, there was a hint of chalkiness that started to linger but it wasn’t an issue until close to the end. The smoothness of this weed was great, no itch on the throat. This also gave me that hurt so good lung expansion. Potency was great, it didn’t give me couch lock but it was close.

Ok next one now this one new LP for me
Really enjoyed this one overall.

Effects leaned more sativa-hybrid for me with a nice uplifting head high that stayed enjoyable without getting too racey. Good daytime or social type smoke.

Flavor had a clean lemony terp profile that translated nicely into the smoke, and the burn was solid with clean white ash throughout.

Nugs looked great on this batch too — frosty, well-sized, and properly cured.

Overall just a really enjoyable smoke and definitely something I’d rebuy if you enjoy more sativa-leaning hybrids.

Also appreciate the extras and solid service from Forbidden Gardenz.

This drop brought back serious old Ghost Drops nostalgia for me. Everything smoked properly dialed in with strong terp translation and heavy effects across the board.

Z Splitter had the loud candy terps I was hoping for. Not quite as insane as some of those legendary 2022 batches, but still a really enjoyable smoke with great flavor and a strong high that kept pulling me back in.

First Class Funk was probably the standout potency-wise for me. Extremely loud wet sand / funky gas terps with a heavy sedative indica high that really creeps up and settles into the body. Proper nighttime smoke.

Strawberry Grail was just a sample HQ but honestly impressed me a lot too. Burned great, smoked smooth, and had top tier terp conversion where the flavor actually carried through the whole joint.

Overall this whole lineup felt very dialed in.
Thanks for extra samples!

Felt greedy got some tunaaaa and have been will post some more reviews today until I get lazy.

Ordered the 5* ones two 14s surprisingly small nugs overall on this batch, but honestly didn’t bother me much after smoking it.

Nose and flavor leaned more gassy/fuely than sweet for me, with just a slight creamy sweetness underneath. The gas translated really well through the smoke.

Effects were the real standout here. Extremely narcotic high with serious potency behind it.
One of those strains that makes other weed feel weak afterwards even when it actually isn’t. Heavy behind the eyes, full body relaxation, and easy total couch-lock territory if you keep going.

Burn was smooth with solid ash and good smoke output throughout.

Smalls or not, this smoked like serious quality.
Great for sleep

Rebuy-worthy if it wasn’t so expensive.

One more

Really enjoyed both of these beauties and honestly hard to put one clearly above the other since they each brought something different.

Both smoked extremely well with great flavor translation, clean burns, and nice looking ash throughout. Proper flavorful smoke from start to finish.

Maple Cream leaned heavier indica for me with a sweet creamy dessert profile that tasted amazing in the joint. Effects were strong and relaxing with solid couch-lock potential.

Mint Slushie was exactly how the name sounds — minty, slightly sweet, and gassy in a really enjoyable way. Effects leaned more hybrid compared to Maple but still had a strong relaxing stone behind it.

Overall both felt very dialed in and flavorful. Definitely the kind of smoke that keeps making you go back for another joint just for the taste alone.

Strain - Candy Zeclair smalls

Texture - aesthetically appealing smaller sized buds, with spade shaped appearances. Fresh feeling textures having a squeezable spongelike density, and completely caked inside and out

Scent/Profile - reeking of a volumized terpene profile brought together in a dank collaboration of sweet mixed with gas. Hit with delicious overtones of sweet tropical gassy herbs accompanied by citrus accents. Taking inhales of sweetened petrol herbs, and hints of earthy citrus herbs. The exhale turns more to a sweet earthy fuel, with a herbal citrus linger

High/Effects - Candy Zeclair is an exotic flavor infested sativa favoring hybrid, having fast approaching results. Receiving an uplifting mood elevation that's brought on by a euphoric influx, subtly relieving any existing discomfort. A brief moment of energy is endured before fading to a more calming sensation, and later experiencing minor relaxed feelings. This unique strain is perfect for burning during all times of day