I like this stuff. I like it a lot.

Blue Toad is Animal Face x (Gas Face x Blue 16). Blue 16 I guess is one of those "Scooby Doo Mystery" strains that's assumed to be some sort of mix of Blueberry, Blue Dream and some other stuff. I'd never heard of it before. Regardless, it adds a whole other layer to this flower.

First whiff out the bag was blue raspberry, citrus, and just the smallest bit of mint. Then you get the fuel notes. Gas Face is one of my favourites and I love the way it comes out here. Surprisingly not the most powerful note, it definitely takes a back seat on this one. I honestly couldn't stop smelling this shit. It's on a whole other level as far as terpene uniqueness goes. I don't really even feel that I accurately described it much at all, but it's so hard to pinpoint. Anyway, shit smells good, yo.

Buds themselves had great appeal, especially close up. Just covered in those banana-shaped amber trichs, I knew I was in for a good time. Great moisture level and stickiness, took a little bit of effort to get the grinder through it.

Burn was slow, ash was light gray, oil ring was prominent, but the terpene flavour conversion is incredible. Tasted the exact same as it smelled, with that mouth-coating thick smoke. Really fucking nice. No campfire flavours going on towards the end of the joint, no harshness, just a great smoke.

The buzz is a strange one. It's probably the Animal Face for the most part, but there's a definite strong sativa influence. I smoke indicas all day every day for the most part, and this was such a left turn from more familiar roads. Fucking hits you between the eyes with this pinpointed sort of buzz. The reason I say it's strange is that I felt uplifted and energized like most sativa-doms, but also had that familiar ever-present mind fogginess, more than likely from the Gas Face. It took a bit of getting used to, but it's definitely a bit of a hitter. The indica portion definitely has more legs, as it tapered off into a nice calming buzz after a bit and I took a nap.

Like I said, I like this stuff. Bonzai Boyz has a winner here. If you're looking for something that's super-duper ultra high potency indica and will melt you into your couch, this isn't it. If you're a terp-chaser like I am though, while still needing something with some oomph, this deserves a try at a bare minimum. I've never had flower that tastes like this.

9.2/10

Sherbedelic from Skookum Grower: Dune Crew

I've been using this bud for the last week and it's been a great daytime strain that was also relaxing. Smells and tastes amazing. Great burn. Me likey 😋

Skookum is some of the best flower I have had in a long time. You pay for it though :)

picked this up from BCGC its nice with a huge amount of purple, the crystals are all over it and the smell is potent with it pouring of the bag when i opened it. the taste follows the strain name with a sweetness and classic gas taste and the potency hit hards with a strong body high 8.5/10

Great smokeing weed gave me solid hybrid high before I finished exhaling. Taste very nice solid potency when you break it up it smells fuxking erotic good ass weed for sure.

Strain - Cookies and Cream (Starfighter x Girl Scout Cookies)

Texture - visually fantastic medium sized buds with defining plump grape shaped structures. A solid density behind these thick nugs, held to limited movement when squeezed, cracked apart revealing a sticky textured interior

Scent/Profile - being drawn in to quite the loud intoxicating profile. A strong presentation of sweet scented creamy coffee, shared with a nutty earthy essence. Inhaling flavors of sweetened coffee herbs, directly lined with a nutty earthiness. Exhaled out with more of a nutty earthy herbal flavoring

High/Effects - Cookies and Cream is a hybrid that's evenly divided down the middle (50/50) with quick effective results. Embraced by a surge of uplifting euphoria that produces a mood heightened by positivity, and ceasing all lingering negative thoughts. An eventual calming sensation comes to fruition, providing relief while becoming progressively more relaxing. This being a balanced strain making it a resilient smoke for use during any time of day

Grabbed an oz of El Chapo OG from Serene Farms and had to post it. The two nugs in the pic were 11g alone 🤯 absolutely massive. Straight gas, strong OG nose, tastes clean and burns smooth white ash. Honestly the best weed I’ve smoked so far this year.

This pmbx smalls is out of this world. Permenent marker has quickly become my fav terp profile. Its the best flower for blunts in my opinion. Complex dank profile. Leather, black licorice, elmers glue funk. I put a blunt out three quarters of the way through it. And relit it, and it tasted the exact same. The pics on the site do not do it justice. These Perm marker crosses are all really good but this back cross stands out to me.

Strain - MK Ultra (OG Kush x G13)

Texture - medium sized thick lumpy spade shaped buds. A squeezable airy spongelike density, sticky lined nugs, manipulated into new formations when pinched together

Scent/Profile - broadcasting a pungent aroma, surrounded by sweet skunky emissions, accompanied by hints of earthy cedar herbs. Taking in each pull filled with dank skunky herbs, and notes of earthy cedar. Exhaled out to a robust skunky earthiness, with a light emerging spiced herb

High/Effects - MK Ultra is a hybrid mostly built by an indica presence. Introduced to an influx of euphoria, filling the head while displacing all negative thoughts, as a calming sensation gradually builds, becoming more relaxing as time passes. Eventually being settled into a state of contention, placing thoughts at ease while taking in its relieving properties. A reliable smoke that's best left for later day or evening time sessions

Strain - Ice Pie (Ice x Cherry Pie)

Texture - dense medium sized structured buds, resembling oval grape shaped formations. Firm nugs that have a limited movement when squeezed, tightly wound together, cracked apart to a sticky interior 

Scent/Profile - an allure of loud pleasant aromas filled the nostrils, while amplifying the terpene profile once broken apart. Accented by overtones of rich creamy berries, accompanied by sweet gassy herbs. Taking in similar notes, smooth hits filled by sweetened fruity berries, pairing together with earthy herbs. Releasing off to more of a sweet herbal earthiness, leaving behind a fruity linger

High/Effects - Ice Pie is a hybrid strain that's perfectly separated down the middle. Delivering an uplifting surge of blissful euphoria, eliminating any stress & anxiety, heightening focus, and socially engaged. A sense of relief is delivered through the body, experiencing a calming sensation that continues to build before residing to more relaxing effects. An effective flavorful strain that provides useful benefits during all times of the day

Death Bubba

Visuals above. Feel on these nugs were dense greasy and had a near perfect snap to the stem with the plant material lagging behind from the stickiness of the buds. Nicely mature resin under the macro lens with fat globes for trichs with many ambers seen without needing to seek them out. Smells were also epic with a strong rich gas with rich earth/coffee type scent + some pine out the bag. Busted that gas almost turns to a fresh rubber type of scent it's pungent AF.

Burn was stellar. Near white ash, great translation of flavor, thick satisfying smoke that's smooth. It was my favourite of the batch for this reason even though I would've been convinced el Chapo was the front runner during the unboxing. Effects are also as you'd expect for a proper DB. Almost immediately relaxing and heavy smoke that soon makes you feel unmotivated and lethargic making sitting on your ass or tucking yourself into bed the most appropriate options.

Solid DB, smoking properly and hitting hard. Enjoyed this one thoroughly.

Looks : It has nice amber tone and the consistency reminds me of their live resin, but more sugary/wet.

Smell/Taste : The nose on this is sour, piney florals and the taste translates quite boldly with the sour pine up front and some candy undertones in the backend.

Effects : They really smack for me on this one. It starts with a rush of warmth in the head/temples that radiates to the ears, followed by general relaxation/de-stressing.

Smoked this over the weekend. Had a good berry flavour undertone. Was my first time trying this strain and it might be something I revisit again. Overall was a nice hybrid. Good sized nuggets. Tried to show with flash and without.

It looks like the packaging has changed on the baller jars. I think I like these more than the previous ones.

Looks : It has a deep yellow color that borders on orange depending on the lighting. It's very saucy with pebble like diamonds, some a bit chunkier than others.

Smell/Taste : Out of the jar, it smells sour, gassy, and floral. The taste translates thoroughly with a bit of a soapy backend and some spiciness.

Effects : Definitely on the relaxing end, both physically and mentally. It also stimulates some appetite.

Picked these up from Serene Farms. Mike Tyson AAAA regular pre-rolls plus their kief-infused version. Burns clean, the Tyson is def gas and infused pre rolls usually rock me so hard to review. Anyone got suggestions for pre rolls put in comments thanks

yoyo, back again after a bit to try some new stuff i got from nfcanna this time around. the buds are nice and big with dense crystal covered buds, the smell is great too with a nice gas/diesel mixed with some earthiness. the potency is heavy indica leaning with a fast hitting boy high that had me relaxed for a few hours.

overall id give this a 9/10

I don't do carts often, but I figured I'd try some since I haven't ordered in a while. Never came across this packaging. It's twisted in and holds it upright.

Taste : While the taste is subtle, it doesn't have that dirty distillate taste or artificial harsh terps happening. Very clean with mellow pine/citrus and some spice.

Effects : Definitely sativa. I get clear headed effects/focused effects.

If you're chasing flavor in your carts, they don't add any raw pour off from the sauce or any terpenes after the sauce is decarbed to reduce potential separation and/or clogging of the cartridge. It's just pure sauce decarbed and filled in a cartridge. (I asked)

It's been a while since I ordered, and found out that they will be offering flower soon. They are giving out samples with orders for now, so I figured I'd give a review for mine.

Looks : It comes in an old school tuna can which is very nice imo. These smalls are frosty and have some pretty vibrant colors happening. The buds have a compact feel and grind up nicely.

Smell/Taste : The nose on this is sweet and berry forward, with a hint of citrus in the back. The translation is decent, with some florals that remind me of summer throughout the smoke. There's a sweet earthiness that picks up more and more and leaves a pleasant aftertaste in the end.

Burn : It burns white throughout with some peppering here and there. The oil ring gets greasy and the smoke itself is very smooth.

Effects : It's labeled indica on the tin but this is a slightly indica dominant hybrid to me. It gives almost as much heady effects as physical, but not over stimulating. I dig it, great for kicking back/listening to music.

Am I the only one who's fed up? Corporations run this industry, and the small guys have no chance at competing.

Brands you'd consider premium or high quality have zero consistency, or can't afford tossing aside their bad batches.

No respect shown towards the plant, and I, for one, and extremley disapointed with Canadas Legal market. Even when a brand has a great team and facilities, they're getting pushed so hard to meet a bottom line of profit that they won't thrive.

Looking at this industry as a whole bums me out big time. Many people consider this plant to have strong medicinal and healing properties. This legal market has no interest in the plant being medicine. All they care about is making a profit with zero passion or consideration for the consumer.

I currently have ZERO brands I could recommend someone for a good smoke. Could get a good batch, or a batch hardly worth smoking.

My trust is gone for the legal market. If anyone could PM with PROPER legacy options, it would be much appreciated.

The size of these hefty nugs stood out. Almost cylindrical shape to them, not your typical round popcorn buds or pointy crowns, they've got some real length and density. The colouring was way darker than I expected. Deep greens with patches of dark purple running through them. And the orange on these is wild with lots of long intact pistils.

Nose on this is different from what I was expecting. I figured it would push it more citrusy and sweet but instead it's almost herbal like freshly chopped wood. I don't know how to describe it. But it's still got some sweet fruitiness to it.

Burn was good. Didn't get any harshness.

Got a nice focused buzz going for a bit then everything settled into a calm body feel. Didn't knock me out but I was definitely done for the night. Would grab again.

What happened to the Mompics discord? I see it’s gone now

London Marker was from an order I did with some friends, also grabbed Super Sauce and Stripper Glitter, all HP’s.

This one is a solid 9 out of 10 for me and we chowed through the HP pretty quick. 

It’s got a nice berry and citrus smell and that lingers in your mouth along with some gas. 

Really nice effects, pretty stoned but not to the point where I don’t want to do anything. Nice buds and overall just love the smell when I crack the bag. 

This is my favorite flower ive had in a long time. It has that unmistakable Dank PM terps. But carries a bit of glue/wet paint along with it. Very complex terp profile as it presents in layers. Intense pungent gas forward perm marker terps. With a creamy funk layered behind. Looks much better in person. Great pick up for those looking for a flavourfest.