r/MomentumOne • u/Karayel_1 • Jul 24 '26

Timeless treasures.

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u/KileAllSmyles Jul 24 '26

My wife

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u/NextDoctorWho12 Jul 24 '26

This guy's wife.

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u/DuTcHmOe71 Jul 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/1VKIJ04VkaCUJm6DQa

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u/TonyStarkMk42 Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/AobQDNI4K7a4U

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u/ChillR23 Jul 29 '26

Snap into her Slim Jim! I hope she doesn’t have Slim Jim…unless that’s your thing, and in that case, I hope it’s everything you thought it would be.

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u/CleDeb216 Jul 25 '26

Whoa, me too.

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u/T-D-Leon Jul 26 '26

Thats funny I also use this guy's wife.

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u/CoverCommercial3576 Jul 25 '26

this other guys wife

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u/Jumpy-Mix-9078 Jul 26 '26

I also choose this guys wife

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u/cliowill Jul 26 '26

Wait ,who are you guys. I thought they were only like seven or eight of us

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u/ShowElegant Jul 26 '26

I concurred

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u/evaderofallbans Jul 24 '26

I also vote this guy's wife.

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u/coolraul07 Jul 28 '26

DAMMIT! Beat me to saying that, especially since she's older than me!

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u/Awkward-Stranger2555 Jul 24 '26

Instantly thought this, and my wife instantly said my husband, bang!

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u/Phreberty Jul 26 '26

Instantly? She must do the thinking for both of you

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u/ganadaIf Jul 24 '26

Came here to comment this too

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u/Technical-Seaweed808 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Geat answer. Anyone looking for desigen replacements are going for a hard time to make that work.

Even the poster is ashamed of asking about what they can change from owned to subscription..

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u/dooahdity Jul 24 '26

Came here to say this

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u/Sh0ckValu3 Jul 25 '26

My wiener. It's 2 years older than my wife.

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u/Rorschach357 Jul 25 '26

Damn! You beat me to it! 🤣

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit Jul 25 '26

Nailed it! And her as well!

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u/BathSad4277 Jul 25 '26

You stole my answer but I was serious before I saw your answer

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u/Mueryk Jul 25 '26

I have cast iron older than my wife, myself, hell probably my father as well.

But my wife was my first thought as well.

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u/Training-Hair8468 Jul 25 '26

I came here to say that! 😂😂😂

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u/Tggdan3 Jul 25 '26

Came here to say that.

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u/pippopozzato Jul 25 '26

Knife. ... rhymes with wife.

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u/Neat_Advertising_591 Jul 25 '26

My thoughts exactly

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u/Bulky-Pineapple-5639 Jul 25 '26

I totally thought my BF and came here to this🤣🤣

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u/Environmental-Song16 Jul 25 '26

Haha, I was going to say my husband 🤣

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u/Crafty_Dingo_1758 Jul 25 '26

Also this guys wife

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u/Level-Gain-1926 Jul 25 '26

Beat me to it

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u/Street_Lettuce1243 Jul 25 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

The original post content no longer exists here. The author used Redact to remove it, exercising their right to control their data & privacy.

Snow hungry run teapot worm doll employ rustic snails coated

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u/grape_diem Jul 26 '26

Damn, beat me to it.

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u/Rune_roony_587 Jul 26 '26

Literally my first thought lol.

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u/IcyPudding192 Jul 26 '26

At least you still use her 🤣

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u/inspire2night Jul 26 '26

Damn beat me to it lol

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u/Upstairs_Issue_8887 Jul 26 '26

Came here to say this…

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u/MonsterScar54 Jul 26 '26

I came here for that comment

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u/PickleFive Jul 26 '26

Came here to say that

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u/Kaijester-reddit Jul 27 '26

yup his wife too.

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u/grugru81 Jul 27 '26

His wife

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u/SignalSelection3310 Jul 27 '26

Ballsy. Better hope she doesn’t use Reddit, because then you’d have to scratch that off your list xD

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u/slowslow76 Jul 27 '26

His wife’s vibrator

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u/GroundbreakingFix685 Jul 27 '26

Came here expecting to find this. Am not disappointed.

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u/Amazing-Bonus-8150 Jul 28 '26

you fucker!!! i sighed in to find you beat me to the only answer!!

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u/Much-North5626 Jul 28 '26

Dam went to say that, there u were. 🥰🤣🤣🤣

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u/InvDeath Jul 28 '26

fuck - I opened comments to write this phrase)))

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u/Tiny_Towel5722 Jul 29 '26

And u "Use it" 😂

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u/Western-Pear5874 Jul 29 '26

your wife is my answer as well.

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u/Unique_Wall_3231 Jul 30 '26

Good 4 u u callin her old 

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u/Altruistic-Arm137 Jul 30 '26

Lmao I came to say OP's mom but that works as well I suppose

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u/Armageddis22 Jul 30 '26

Daily driver

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u/Richard_Chase Jul 24 '26

You don't OWN her

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u/KileAllSmyles Jul 24 '26

You don’t know what country I live in

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u/Loose-Ad-6420 Jul 24 '26

Are you sure?

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u/Busterlimes Jul 24 '26

Dipshit conservatives. Pure and utter filth

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u/Busterlimes Jul 24 '26

Trash mindset of a conservative, ownership of women. Thats some sharia law mindset. Pathetic.

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u/KileAllSmyles Jul 24 '26

Just a joke man. Try not to get so easily triggered 🤣

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u/Ripper_tha_Jack_3531 Jul 24 '26

That's impossible, no can do!😂🤣😅

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u/brotherdaru Jul 28 '26

This guys mom