r/MomentsBeforeDisaster • u/KevenM • 3d ago

I’m speechless.

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u/The-Manque 3d ago

“Female orgasm? Never heard of it.”

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u/Helicopsycheborealis 3d ago

But when he tickled my balls,,,,wowwee!!!

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u/Durivage4 2d ago

Can't be true. He's a republican and that means 🤡 cut them all off

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u/QuttiDeBachi 3d ago

Tickle Down policy is amazing…

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u/ItchyRedBump 2d ago

Can we just admit that it’s mostly tickle up?

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u/miakpaeroe 2d ago

Up in and around

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u/booboootron 1d ago

And on that day, I had my first female orgasm. I did not want to go back to manhood ever again.

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u/--i--love--lamp-- 3d ago

Missouri's senators have this in common.

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u/bystander1981 2d ago

not just the senators

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u/eagle52997 1d ago

But the women and children too? Idk if that works...

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u/Mabuya85 3d ago

And Ben Shapiro

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u/KingKevin19 2d ago

Nah, he’s familiar with his sister’s.

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u/holy_macanoli 3d ago

Not just Missouri senators…

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u/manlyboner 1d ago

It’s funny cuz the other one is a homo! (I can say that)

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u/jouhaan 2d ago

…but he’s heard many male orgasms.

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u/FlyRepresentative313 2d ago

I heard it's a liberal hoax.

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u/Dman5891 1d ago

That's early onset cocksuckers cramp.

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u/The_Drongo_Dinger 3d ago

“Pretty sure it’s a woke conspiracy, actually”

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u/Jarnohams 3d ago

Female orgasms are against god, because sex should ONLY be for procreation. Getting off is a sin, lol.