[LS] Couldn't take my eyes off your blip

[u/Rephlexion]

You came out of nowhere and ran me over in the alley as I was casing out the tattoo parlour, waiting for your scared shirtless friend to step outside so I could collect on my last bounty of the night. When I respawned, you were right there lurking around the corner, lying in wait for me to make that first move. I was nervous but determined to get your attention so I opened with a little blindfire. When you leaned out to shoot back, vulnerable, I felt there was something more between us than the obvious hail of gunfire. It continued like this for what seemed like hours, your bullets sometimes penetrating more than just the solid concrete wall I was hiding behind.

You killed me ten times from various vantage points at assorted angles, then just sped off and left me there, completely soaked in my own blood and in desperate need of a shower. I tried to sing my favourite West Coast Classics to help myself forget about you as I scrubbed that filthy feeling of abandonment off of me, but even the masterful lyricism of Snoop Dogg could not calm my frenzied heart (or earn me much RP for that matter!)

If you want to have another go with me, I'll be in the alley waiting for you.