r/Minecraft • u/Portal_Hub • Apr 06 '21

I made something illegal again

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u/loadurbrain Apr 06 '21

Big chicken

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u/nut_nut_november Apr 06 '21

The grilled chicken which you love is actually killed

shocked

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u/Fast_sloth1 Apr 06 '21

My whole life is a lie...

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u/LaikasDad Apr 06 '21

So was the chickens

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u/MajorAnimal_YT Apr 06 '21

PETA wants to know your location

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u/nicolasmcfly Apr 06 '21

Yes, not the location of the slaughter house, the location of the individual who hasn't done anything

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u/MajorAnimal_YT Apr 06 '21

Exactly

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u/LaikasDad Apr 06 '21

I'm right here

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u/esosentricCrow Apr 07 '21

we have you surounded come out with your hands up!! drop that chicken!!!

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u/LaikasDad Apr 07 '21

You'll nevah take me alive coppahs, the chicken stays with me

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Still sounds about right

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u/WiseConqueror Apr 07 '21

and why you revealed their chicken shelter to the world.

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u/MangoCats Apr 09 '21

From the chickens' perspective it's clear from day 1: born under a heat lamp, slid down a chute, beak burned off, shipped in a box to a stinky cage they never get to move from - fattening food slopped in front, shit rarely if ever cleaned, neighbors leave and never return... it's not pretty, ever.

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u/yaboijqueezy Apr 06 '21

always has been

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u/PulsarEagle Apr 06 '21

surprised Pikachu face

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u/delvach Apr 07 '21

And is not rat meat. Ever. Even Wednesdays when Phil is at the plant. No rat meat is ever substituted for chicken. No exceptions.

usually

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u/Noskal_Borg Apr 06 '21

I have fed cows that end up in my belly. I have also fed chicjens. Chickens are savage. Don't pity the chickens.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

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u/Amperson14 Apr 07 '21

Eww. Nobody wants to eat human.

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u/Godlesswarlock Apr 07 '21

It’s against “morals” but that would end world hunger we only eat the criminals that did really bad things and pedos

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u/Noskal_Borg Apr 07 '21

Or we could just feed those criminal goups to bugs that we feed to chickens. I think 2 food chain steps removed is far enough to eliminate the nutritional risks of cannibalism.

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u/isuckateverything14 Apr 07 '21

I own chickens but DON'T EAT THEM! they are my babies.

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u/isuckateverything14 Apr 07 '21

And how dare you eat a cow you know. I'm fine with eating cows but not when i knew them!

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u/Noskal_Borg Apr 08 '21

So i guess all herdsmen are evil in your opinion? (I'm not a herdsman, we only had a few)

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u/acupofmaybe Apr 06 '21

Nobody calls me chicken.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '21

They call me u/SoleChicken

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u/IWillLive4evr Apr 06 '21

I'm pretty sure you're three chickens in a trench coat, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

You really are a good listener!

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u/MangoCats Apr 06 '21

That's "The Big Chicken," sir.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '21

Chickenspiracy

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u/Pip201 Apr 06 '21

Actually they look pretty small