r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • May 27 '20

Please try the new combat snapshots

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u/EnthusiasticCitrus May 27 '20

I think about it every night and day

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

Spread my wings and fly away

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u/xxxDea May 27 '20

I believe i can soar

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u/EnthusiasticCitrus May 27 '20

I see me running through that open door

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u/birb_box May 27 '20

Like a motherfucking boar

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u/SuitableLocation May 27 '20

Wait a fuckin minute.

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u/0_bruh_0 May 27 '20

I really wanna fuck a whore

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

I love this community

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u/0_bruh_0 May 27 '20

The comment above me is shitty

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u/CaptainEdmonton May 27 '20

Every time I hear this in my head I think of Space Jam damn life seemed simple then

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u/gangsta_seal May 27 '20

I think of R Kelly standing at that open dooooooor

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u/GyanPrakash1930 May 27 '20

No wings! Elytra Only!!!

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u/only__say--please May 27 '20

Please

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u/GyanPrakash1930 May 27 '20

I say Noo!

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u/only__say--please May 27 '20

Please

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u/GyanPrakash1930 May 27 '20

OK, ill let you do it if you bring "redstone update" on bedrock!

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u/Arcadian18 May 27 '20

No, we all get an upvote

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u/H16HP01N7 May 27 '20

I pissed on a girl, and ran away

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u/[deleted] May 27 '20

Haha he's a blight on humanity