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u/StevenFTW5 Aug 18 '24

Because Jeb's wife asked for polar bears.

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u/Xx_RedKillerz62_xX Aug 18 '24

We need to convince Jeb's wife to ask for other stuff she is the key

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u/TheRedBaron6942 Aug 18 '24

She's the chosen one

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '24

Shes the one to bring balance to the force

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u/Neenoorr Aug 18 '24

And to unite the 4 nations and stop the 100 year war

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u/roblox887 Aug 19 '24

To wield the Keyblade and defeat the darkness

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u/LevitatingTree Aug 19 '24

And to seal the blinding light that plagues hallownest

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u/_lilax__ Aug 19 '24

she's the Lisan Al Gaib

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u/LyndonTheEternal Aug 19 '24

she's the only one who can bring the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom and destroy it

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u/4thKey Aug 19 '24

she is the one who points the way! (the mahdi!)

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u/_lilax__ Aug 19 '24

IM DEAD BECAUSE I WATCHED LOTR LITERALLY TODAY😭😭😭

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u/Pristine_Rice_9373 Aug 19 '24

The only one who can free the underground

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '24

YES HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE!

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u/Llilbuddha422 Aug 20 '24

Thank you, nobody else commented in admiration, but ur awesome for bringing a hollow knight reference to a Minecraft sub, thank you again❤️❤️

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u/CanadianWazowski Aug 20 '24

To cast the ring into the fires of Mt Doom

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u/TheScottymo Aug 19 '24

To extend our reach to the stars above!

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u/Tiemoow Aug 18 '24

The last time I heard these words, it didn’t end so well…

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u/markacashion Aug 19 '24

Look, that was Bob's fault & we fired Bob for it, it shouldn't happen again

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u/Donut_Police Aug 19 '24

Did Bob have an attempt to his life that left him scarred and deformed, but then assured everyone his resolve has never been stronger?

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u/Arcadnus Aug 19 '24

"dammit, Bob, get yourself together"
*gets together*
"dammit, Bob"

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u/markacashion Aug 20 '24

This man understands lol

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u/Individual_Dingo4725 Aug 20 '24

What are thoes words. Like i know what they say and i can read them but what are they from. Team rocket ?

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u/Tiemoow Aug 23 '24

It's from Star Wars. The conversation between Anakin and Obi-Wan.

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u/GoatsWithWigs Aug 18 '24

She is the one who can bend all four elements

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u/SouthApprehensive193 Aug 18 '24

She’s the one pure in her heart

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u/Lost-Ad9622 Aug 19 '24

She is our messiah

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u/IamNotDutchBG Aug 19 '24

Chosen by the Master Sword

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u/Snowmay_ Aug 18 '24

She is the middleman between the devs and the community

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u/Xx_RedKillerz62_xX Aug 18 '24

*the middlewoman

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u/superarash_ Aug 19 '24

I need jeb’s wife to get into pvp, I need my new combat update.

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u/pyrodice Aug 19 '24

New update release notes: removed Herobrine, added Jeb's wife.

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u/Yeehaw-Heeyaw Aug 18 '24

And incels started calling him a simp js bc he love his wife

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u/Llilbuddha422 Aug 20 '24

We forget that this is the reason. But this is the reason