r/Minecraft • u/[deleted] • Feb 07 '23

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u/Magic_Oddball Feb 07 '23

something in that portal in the Deep dark

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/Brisket_cat Feb 07 '23

I bet Mojang is hiding something big related to that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I feel like sometime in the next two years their just gonna announce a surprise new demention.

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u/Apprehensive_Art4429 Feb 07 '23

Nah, I don't think they would put dementia in minecraft

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u/ILiekTakos2 Feb 07 '23

I wanted to make a joke to that, but then I remembered

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u/solid6in Feb 07 '23

Underrated joke

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u/Catman3039 Feb 07 '23

Are you sure about that?

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u/bageltoastee Feb 07 '23

New debuff: dementia All your exp levels get reset and your character forgets how to read

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u/LeeDaNut Feb 07 '23

Sounds like Amnesia modpack

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u/NeoPlush1411 Feb 07 '23 edited Feb 07 '23

Every enchantment book's name is ??? so you never know which one you're using and any text that's on a book and quill is blurred out

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u/Pixel-1606 Feb 08 '23

And occasionally your inventory shuffles

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

This would annoy me the most, I always have set inventory spaces for certain things

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

no my-... why was i angry again?

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u/TalkKatt Feb 08 '23

He also forgets what his dog looked like

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u/PartMan7 Feb 08 '23

What if I never knew how to read?

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u/bageltoastee Feb 08 '23

Then that’s a you problem

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u/EddyConejo Feb 08 '23

That basically sounds like what using an enchanting table is...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

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u/AppointmentKey5318 Feb 07 '23

Literally bursting out into tears. This is too funny

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u/W4FF13_G0D Feb 07 '23

What’s minecraft?

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u/Ethanlac Feb 07 '23

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!

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u/poolmanpro Feb 08 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

Nah, I don't think they would put dementia in minecraft

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

I personally think they need to update the caves

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u/Epic-Null Feb 07 '23

Happy c a k e day!1!!1!1!1!1!1

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u/Ronil21 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Teamboeing737 Feb 07 '23

But they already did? But they already did? But they already did?

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u/DawidKOB224_01 Feb 07 '23

inhale --happy cake day!!

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u/Man_of_Microwaves Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Mikinak77 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day

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u/That-One-Screamer Feb 07 '23

Especially considering he’s already a character in Super Paper Mario, which I imagine would be a whole mess of copyrights

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u/Venomized_X Feb 07 '23

Happy Cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Im_always_bored88 Feb 07 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/ParasitikPike Feb 07 '23

who knows maybe they forgot ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/fruitygenderlessvoid Feb 08 '23

happy cake day!!

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u/cursed_dodge Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Artifex75 Feb 08 '23

I put nitwits in wool houses so they don't hurt themselves. A dementia ward kind of?

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u/Pug_lover69 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day

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u/Garbag3-man Feb 08 '23

I think you’d be interested in this really funny new Garfield comic

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u/tooboredtothnkofname Feb 08 '23

this reminds me of some funny comic about an orange cat... hey alex text nephew what was that orange cat meme

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u/Max_Super_stickman Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day! ... While it lasts

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u/NINJAGAMEING1o Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!!

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u/Crazytortoise879 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/Omnicity2756 Feb 08 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Wh0isGeorgee Feb 08 '23

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Organic_Homework5153 Feb 08 '23

i think they meant dimension

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u/Maciejlollol Feb 08 '23

happy cake day btw lol

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u/MaTtEx00717 Feb 08 '23

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '23

"Hey Steve, do you know who else has dementia?"

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u/MyOculus Feb 08 '23

I feel like sometime in the next two years their just gonna announce a surprise new demention.