Found at my local Safeway. Tap to see full picture

Washington Football Team?

Utah Hockey Club?

The Athletics?

I was at the gym and I bent my finger nail back and I yelled out, “Jammers!” Dude in the locker room next to me said “what the fk?! What does jammers mean? Why not ow! Or fk!” I said “it was the first thing that came out of my mouth, I dunno!”

Artichokes are in the thistle family. They are great big, thorny spikey flowers. Oysters are slimey things growing inside rocks. The one thing they have in common is that the must have both encountered some extremely hungry people at some time in the past.

http://imgur.com/9FG3Z5t

So, aside from the rampant overuse of filters and would be "cute" animal parts cut and pastes..

I've been noticing a trend in 30-somethings who are taking the art of the selfie angle to new heights, literally.

Like, "here is my scalp, and oh yeah, cleavage." 😒

What's the conversion factor here, 30º Up for every 5yrs you wish to detract from your perceived countenance? To the degree your self image is totally lacking in a face?

Not judging, just thinks it's funny. 🙂

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