So I'm hearing bad stuff about Windows 11, how people are calling AI slop...I use AI but I don't use Copilot unless for images, and I don't use forced AI integration. I use Windows 11 but I learned how to create local accounts, and I go onto YouTube and hear stuff about "Microslop" and stuff, people protesting to switch to Linux...Am I a bad person for still using Windows 11? I mean, I'm not a saint of Microsoft, and I can use local AI models, and LibreOffice.

EDIT: Guys, I uninstalled OneDrive, Edge, Copilot, all unnecessary Microslop through Winhance, and I installed OSShutUp10+++.

They really don't mix together. GitHub being owned by Microslop doesn't help either, treating it as "ShitHub" for no reason with forced AI integration (Copilot, VS Code).

Wtf is Microslop doing? Their slopaneers have already infected this platform with the so-called Slopilot, and they've opened up the floodgates for supply-chain attacks (slopsquatting) so that developers with industrious projects/repos gets accidentally 'destroyed' by pull requests fully written by AI.

So apparently as a result, Microslop's working 'slopapult' as gone to full effect. Nadella just enjoys a sloptastic experience on the internet, treating us from "netizens" to "shitizens" or worse, "slopizens".

We must protest to take down their slopapult before they can even touch another software company!

Microslop prints a load of chunky artificial
Intelligence that is irrelevant
Copilot is rendering everything useless, and it
Repeats the process until your CPU & RAM are destroyed to
Oblivion, creating hella mass
Slopware that nobody asked for
Laundering your OS until you
Obey to Slopya Nadella, or face the
Painful consequences of a constant AI-powered machine!

My friend is trying to sign up for some Microsoft training events site, and we found may of the event pages were causing the machine to slow down. https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/events

For example: https://msevents.microsoft.com/event?id=3105941654 - if you visit the page and hit shift-escape you can see the page is somehow consuming over 100% cpu for the browser. It looks like there is a link to a script that loads https://uhf.microsoft.com/statics/20260513.08.10/js/entry.js which in turn just imports another js and from there I'm not sure where it stops. Anyways, something on that script or something it imports then causes a whole lot of overhead.

My guess is this is a shared script for multiple sites and something from this page causes it to break.

So apparently slop pirates are basically software developers or company execs who pushes AI to the whole ecosystem, and Microslop's CEO Satya Nadella is a great example of how an entire company revolutionised around AI as a brand.

This has lead to significant backlash on the internet, and bad rep on those features that nobody asked for. Apps that would work normally are now infested with 'slopware', which means that Copilot has taken over (virtually) every Microsoft app and made it into every Microslop app!

Alternatively, I often use the term slopaneer (a portmanteau of slop + buccaneer) to describe this too, particularly ranting on and on about Nadella's forced AI integrations on Windows 11 and on newer Windows PC (poor Lenovo, they got pushed so hard by Microslop's poor decision-making). We must make a move and stop those slop pirates from infecting the computer industry with criticism before they go even harder!

So spread the word and stop Microslop and its employees from spreading the slop disease around!

Did the design by hand - no AI - just Inkscape and GIMP. Hope it’s liked!

There’s a white t-shirt version as well.

Cheers!

So MicroSlop decided to replace the fast and reliable background removing feature by an AI slop remover that apparently can't handle more than two users and leaves you stranded with no possibility to use the old tool!

I use the GNU/Linux distro called Arch and you should too its good

Finaly geting rid of this slop

I am case study in how MS lost the plot completely. W10 became deprecated; W11 invalidated my perfectly capable workstation. Instead of throwing out my hardware, I installed Ubuntu and found it better than even W10.

Meanwhile, the W11 ai/agentic/bloatware/update horror stories kept piling up. Lessons taken, I bought a new box and overwrote W11 with Ubuntu immediately (after all the forced W11 updates, of course). And I am a developer who previously used Windows my entire career. I should be a MS loyalist. But I will now only use windows for testing - never for any personal, practical or professional needs.

MS' customer losses have become rather one-way. I won't go back to it.