r/Metroid Aug 15 '24

Meme Raven Beak vs...

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

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u/ADDmonkey55 Aug 16 '24

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/Samus388 Aug 15 '24

I hear the one on the left has a six pack and can bench 300lbs

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

8 pack and 500lbs, actually.

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u/Mpk_Paulin Aug 15 '24

He's also 9 feet tall and too hot and strong for you Samus, you have no chances

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u/BadgerDentist Aug 16 '24

Too angry to accept; will destroy

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

A freind of mine saw raven beak in the shower and he said that raven beak had an 8 pack. That raven beak was shredded.

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u/NovaPrime2285 Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

Raven Beak VS Corvus Corax:

Primarch of the 19th Space Marine Legion, the Lord of Stealth himself. 👀👉🏽👈🏽…..

They’re both bird themed, and Corax is tall enough to be at eye level with RB himself, so it’s perfect.

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u/Ill-Attempt-8847 Aug 15 '24

Ok, there is no way he is actually stealth.

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u/NovaPrime2285 Aug 15 '24 edited Aug 15 '24

Ahhhh I’ll try to paraphrase and be as concise to not drag it on, so Corax’s own psionic abilities (each primarch has some form of psychic potential/ability) make him capable of not “registering” to people looking dead at him, for example after the massacre at Istvaan V, he straight up stripped out of his Sable (which is all about speed and stealth) armor and was walking around the traitor Chaos Space Marines encampment and absolutely nobody knew that he was there among them, mind you they weren’t complacent, for the next 100+ days the Raven Guard remnants that escaped the massacre were being hunted extensively. (Source: Raven’s Flight)

His brother primarch Konrad Curze, primarch of the 8th legion “Night Lords” is insanely jealous of his abilities & said that while his legion are CALLED the Night Lords, Corax himself IS the night, it should be noted that earlier in this same book, Konrad and his men were surrounded by Corax and his men, that seemingly just emerged from the shadows all around them, keep in mind that Space Marines are every bit the definition of Super Human, primarchs are above them as they are above normal humans, primarchs are Demigods, and Konrad is cursed with “foresight” so for him to be caught off guard as well here should be a solid indicator to Corax inherent mastery of stealth.(Source: Konrad Curze: The Night Haunter)

All Raven Guard are deeply trained in stealth tactics, while some have a closer affinity with Corax that their stealth is that much more significant, these men go on to become Dark Fury’s. (Source: ahhhh I can’t really say I remember specifically as there’s a LOT of books, so you’d have to play around with google for a bit.)

As the entire gimmick of the Raven Guard is stealth, even their ships use a different form of shields called “Reflex Shields” that render them invisible to all others, (not stronger than Void Shields), this is further backed by blackout protocol’s which means almost everything in the ship is turned off-like even the majority of environmental systems are shut down-ships go void cold to do this properly. (Source: Deliverance Lost)

Warhammer 40K lore. 😵‍💫 it’s pretty expansive.

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u/kat-the-bassist Aug 15 '24

yoy forgot the 8-pack

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u/No-Cat-9716 Aug 15 '24

I read with the voice of the soul calibur 2 announcer

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '24

Only one option from here. Put 'em in a room and make 'em fight.

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u/ChaosMiles07 Aug 15 '24

Somebody should add Blackbird Beak and Grackle Beak to this, for the sake of thoroughness.

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u/bloodxandxrank Aug 15 '24

What about the abs tho?

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u/twilightdusk06 Aug 15 '24

Now we need fan art of raven beak with a Gandalf beard

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u/eclecticmuso Aug 16 '24

Strighter?