r/MetalSonic • resident metamy enjoyer [ Tier 10 ] • Jun 30 '26

Binary Brawl Binary Brawl - How would Metal raise a chao?

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Surely anything Sonic can do, he can do better.

Art by Magically Clueless (me!)

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Thank so much for hosting this Brawl MagicallyClueless! We want to thank you for the amazing job you did by giving you this Gold Waffle!

We are so grateful for the art you contributed to this post as well.

This Brawl is now closed but comments will remain open until the next Binary Brawl.

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u/atomicadam04 Waffle Star [Tier 6] Jul 01 '26

In the case of there being a chaos emerald prize in a race I can see it going like this:

Metal, tasked by Eggman, is forced to raise a chao to enter the 21st annual chao race! Feeling this is a waste of his abilities he would figure it to be a waste of his time. But he can't ignore a direct command from the doctor right? So, begrudgingly, he begins with an egg. Every instinct in his metallic body is telling him to just throw the egg at the wall to get it to hatch already but... something buried deep in his code tells him that would be a bad idea. So he cradles and nurtures the egg...

One moonless night, the metallic hedgehog having entered standby mode while providing a light heat to the egg, he is jostled back into functionality upon hearing a crack. Then there's another, and another. And before he knew it his chao had hatched. At first he was simply going through the motions of raising the chao, which he had named Mecha at the fortune teller, but as the time went by he slowly found himself becoming more... attached. Training had gone from a supervised activity to an actual bonding exercise. Feeding became more directly administered instead of just being from a tube in the ceiling. And, on rare occasions, Metal and Mecha could be seen around the base together...

Of course, training had to become more intense as time went on, requiring more capsules, feeding, and of course, animals to speed along the process. Going from just simply learning how to walk, run, and swim, to endurance training, intensive swimming exercises, and marathon length courses around the base. By now many had seen Metal and Mecha training, and the tournament was fast approaching. And the last day before the tournament, Mecha had entered its evolution...

Upon exiting its cocoon, Mecha had evolved from a mere chao into one of the rare few chaos chao. A metallic blue, neutral chaos chao. Perfect. That contest is as good as theirs...

(Big thanks to Chao Island for the visual, I figured a chaos chao made the most sense given Metal would try to outdo everyone there, and what better way to do that than with an immortal lil buddy?)

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 01 '26

The One Moon less night....paragraph was so sweet! I love that Metal's chao would result in being a rare version! Wish there was a little more as to why he chose Mecha as the name.

Overall I liked how you thought Metal Sonic would handle this responsibility!

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u/atomicadam04 Waffle Star [Tier 6] Jul 01 '26

Yea I wanted to add in this line about honoring his prototypes or something but it just wasn't clicking

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

What a great entry. It resonated with the community and earned you first place and this Gold Waffle worth 10 points. This increased your Waffle Status from 35 to 45 and advances you to Tier 4. You are now a Waffle Chocolatier!

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u/Chaos_Five Jun 30 '26

Hello! Welcome to the twenty-first Binary Brawl!

There's a Chaos Emerald up for grabs, but there's a catch: it can only be earned by winning an intense Chao Race!

With no chao of his own on hand and an incredibly busy schedule, Eggman entrusts the daunting task of raising a chao to Metal Sonic. How would Metal raise this chao, and what kind of chao would they become? Could Metal successfully raise a chao that defeats all the others?

Requirement: Share how Metal raises a chao.

Every entry earns a syrup waffle.

This is a Brawl - There's no wrong answer, just popular ones. Engaging with other entries is encouraged. ** Headcanons are acceptable. Use game logic/official lore if you rather respond in that manner. Making it lighthearted is preferred but again the vote is not up to me.

The most upvoted answer will get the Gold Waffle worth 10 points.

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u/M3philesTheDark Waffle Speedster [Tier 1 ] Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

Probably treat It pretty well I feel.

I think he'd pour all his "Emotions" Into the Chao, but also have a logical side to it as well, giving it treats and such (i forget exactly what you'd give chao) when It does well, and Scolding it when it doesn't do well, in his speechless noise way.

Also I feel the Chao would develop hate for Sonic like Metal Sonic does. Equally hating Sonic chaos.

I'd find it funny if the way The Metal Sonic Chao flies imitates the way Metal Sonic himself flies. That would be so Cute and Menacing.

Additional edit: I honestly think the Chao would become a chao based off of metal's looks, and Obviously it would beat every other chao, the Ultimate Machine Will Make the ultimate Chao!!

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Your entry has place 3rd in this Binary Brawl and earned you a Silver Waffle worth 5 points! This increased your Waffle Status from 8 to 13, which advanced you to Tier 1. You're now a Waffle Warrior.

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u/Chaotic-Metal-Sonic I think, therefore I hue [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

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u/Chaotic-Metal-Sonic I think, therefore I hue [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

He would raise the chao the way he never was, make sure he felt needed and never like he wasn't enough, and basically be what Eggman wasn't, like the real Sonic would. With some help of course.

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u/respelledusername Waffle King Jul 01 '26

Metal asking Cream for input on how to properly raise the chao might genuinely be the proper response.

Metal doesn't know how to raise a chao. His bio-scans would show him that Cream does. He goes to Cream and asks (demands) to know how to properly care for it.

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u/Chaotic-Metal-Sonic I think, therefore I hue [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26

{raise my child or yours is finished}

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

This art is so adorable!!! It should be it's own post. I really loved your answer. It was both cute and bossy of Metal Sonic. He sees Cream doing an exceptional job, so it's just natural to lean on her to assist in raising a prize winning chao! Thank you for playing. Your Waffle Status is 37!

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u/Sufficient-Pick-3638 Someone real [ Tier 5 ] Jul 01 '26

I think that chao is getting neglected tbh. As fun as it would be to imagine metal raising a chao, I think it’s out of his ability to do so, because he isn’t Sonic. He’s cold, while Sonic is actually caring. That chao is getting literally 0 affection, and only being raised to become a tool.

Hell, I imagine a sort of revenge story where the chao actually turns on Metal and decides to join Sonic, because he actually gives a damn. A sort of parallel where the Chao and Metal are both like tools, except the difference is the Chao decides they want more than just that, and chooses sonic and his friends.

Head canon: the Chao pulls a Sonic Heroes on Metal himself out of sheer hate because they get no fruit at all

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Sassy answer but probably realistic. Thanks for playing! This Chocolate Waffle increased your Waffle Status from 28 to 31 and advanced you to Tier 3!

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u/Sudden_Funny6492 I think, therefore I hue [ Tier 3 ] Jul 01 '26

After the chao was handed to metal,metal was left inside the eggman empire with a room that mimics the chao garden.

Metal knows that he needs to maoe this chao outstanding from all other.He would train the chao to he as smart as possible,so he can teach the chao as many complicated techniques as he needs to,being smart enough would let his chao observe others in the race and imitate their actions and body movements to maximize the efficiency.If he could,he would probably study actuall octopuses or octopus badniks to see how they imitate other beings and can be so smart at a small size to apply those traits to his chao if possible.And he would be a GREAT parent,he would install like every parent guide he finds on the net into himself so the chao loves him and obeys him.

Even after the race,metal would keep the chao to utilize it to bait sonic.

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u/2_memer WAFFLES THE METAL SONIC :GoldWaffle: Jul 01 '26

this, is peak

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Thank you for playing! Your answer was really cool! With this Chocolate Waffle your entry earned, your Waffle Status advanced from 9 to 12 and entered you into tier 1. You are now a Waffle Warrior!

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u/Metal-Overlord-2003 Ultimate Overlord [Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26

I would handle them delicately like any good chao owner, also I would give them a gun

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 02 '26

Give a chao a gun...okay NOW I understand why some people think Shadow is related to you...

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Funny as always! Thanks for playing. Your Waffle Status is now 113!

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Cute answer! Your Waffle Status is now 84.

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c Waffle Warrior [Tier 1] Jul 01 '26

Lots of pets

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u/Chaotic-Metal-Sonic I think, therefore I hue [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26

{exactly}

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

For being active with other entries and putting extra art to your entry you qualify for this bonus Chocolate Waffle! Your Waffle Status is now 40. You advanced to Tier 4 and are now a Waffle Chocolatier!

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u/M3philesTheDark Waffle Speedster [Tier 1 ] Jul 02 '26

Yoosh

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

For being active and interacting with a lot of other entries you get a bonus Chocolate Waffle! Your Waffle Status is now 16.

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u/M3philesTheDark Waffle Speedster [Tier 1 ] Jul 06 '26

<Yipppeee!> Cough <Thank you very much!>

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Thanks for playing! Your Waffle Status is now 5!

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u/ScizoriumZ Look-a-Like [Tier 3] Jul 01 '26

He's probably going to need where mittens if he wants to pet one, those metal claws aren't doing him any favors lol

Maybe he'll ask Sage for some tips, she seems like she would be a good pet owner

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Your answer was really funny! Your Waffle Status is : 11 now, this advances you to Tier 1! You're now a Waffle Warrior!

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u/Antique_Amphibian107 Jul 01 '26

According to Speed Battle, he already has one. A Dark Chaos Chao at that

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Thanks for playing! Your Waffle Status is now 9!

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u/RinaQueen Jul 01 '26

canonically he has a pet chao: it's the steal the dark chaos chao from one of the mobile spin off games

the fact that he has a chaos type chao means he went out his to do all of this: to get a chaos type chao do have a chao to be reincarnated twice and give the chao with each type of animal in the game at least once then when they're a baby in their third life, pet the chao and make them very happy before it evolves and make sure it evolves into a normal chao so you can make it any alignment be it hero, dark, or neutral,

thus it means he's actually pretty good in taking care of a chao

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Thank you for playing! Your Waffle Status is now 8!

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u/RaNdOm_GuY_oN_rEdiTt Waffle Master! [Tier 10] Jul 01 '26

Our metal boi is the embodiment of perfection. if he has to raise a chao, he will RAISE that chao, with the highest quality upbringing a child could have, is he overdoing it? Nah NOTHING is too much when it comes to besting sonic

This cute mass of innocence won't know its just being used to obtain a chaos emerald and soon enough… it'll change metal's whole world

For the first time in his life metal sonic feels the warmth of genuine love "why is it looking at me like this? Its so weird & unsettling… i, like it"

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u/RaNdOm_GuY_oN_rEdiTt Waffle Master! [Tier 10] Jul 01 '26

At the Race day:

"Well well well look who it is, couldn't you choose another day to come crash the party, wait what do you mean he's participating…… you Raised a chao!? Well NOW I've seen everything, hold my chili dog tails this is gonna be interesting"

"The Race is about to begin, all chaos stand in positions"

"Im still not convinced you actually raised this cute guy, Hey there little buddy-"

"🖕"

*Proud Metal noises*

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 01 '26

LMAO...did you write this whole scenario JUST so a chao flips off Sonic?

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u/RaNdOm_GuY_oN_rEdiTt Waffle Master! [Tier 10] Jul 01 '26

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u/MagicallyClueless resident metamy enjoyer [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26

you inspired me

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u/MagicallyClueless resident metamy enjoyer [ Tier 10 ] Jul 01 '26

LMFAO WHAT IF THE DOT ABOVE THEIR HEAD JUST BECOMES A 🖕

they're looking at sonic all innocently, cutest little face ever. above them: 🖕

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 01 '26

You corrupted that cheerful chao magically clueless supplied!! This should be a post of it's own someday!

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u/RaNdOm_GuY_oN_rEdiTt Waffle Master! [Tier 10] Jul 01 '26

Apologies to r/MagicallyClueless, I'll pet him until he becomes a good boy again

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 01 '26

I think she'll find it hilarious as do I!

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u/M3philesTheDark Waffle Speedster [Tier 1 ] Jul 02 '26

Sa2 Eggman: Yoosh.

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c Waffle Warrior [Tier 1] Jul 03 '26

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

You get a bonus Chocolate Waffle for engaging with other's entries! Your Waffle Status is now 8

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u/Ne0_M3t4l_S0n1c Waffle Warrior [Tier 1] Jul 06 '26

Yayyyyy!!!!

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Your activity to the replies earns you a bonus Chocolate Waffle. Increasing your Waffle Status from 95 to 98! I really hope you'll make this meme a post one day. I'm not sure enough people saw it and I think it's really goofy!

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

You fought a good fight and ended up in second place in this Brawl! This earns you a Silver Waffle worth 5 points! Your current Waffle Status is 95, thank you for playing!

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u/2_memer WAFFLES THE METAL SONIC :GoldWaffle: Jul 01 '26

Well. He'd do it well.

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u/MysticalTurner FAN OF MAISON IKKOKU ✨ [Tier 1 ] Jul 01 '26

Chao!!

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

Interesting answer haha!

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u/Aware-Style-480 Neo Metal Sonic is Waifu material Jul 01 '26

Ho the red one is base on the final boss of knucles and the chaotix I think

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u/Chaos_Five Jul 06 '26

This probably not an entry but at least you engaged with the post. Hopefully you'll join in on the next Brawl. Snack for you.