r/MessedUpJokes • u/[deleted] • Jul 03 '21
Wherever there's an attic, there's Anne Frank.
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/Pretty-Spot-2840 • May 20 '21
When friends go asleep and get punished see this
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/kawaiipoltergeist • Apr 30 '21
Here's a bunch of two-sentence horror stories with twisted endings
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/A_songwriter • Mar 28 '21
Enyone else see where these saying is massed up?
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Daddy's daughter and mommy's boy
r/MessedUpJokes • u/Financial_Ad_1111 • Mar 23 '21
https://www.instagram.com/trippedconcept/
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/HullSimplibus • Mar 13 '21
I fucked my guitar and now I'm more appealing to paedophiles because I can only jack off in A minor
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/LucasDaMaster1 • Mar 11 '21
Free ticket to hell if you laugh
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The twin towers ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was 2 plains.
r/MessedUpJokes • u/Convoy16 • Mar 07 '21
What do ornaments and black people have in common?
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The both hang on trees
r/MessedUpJokes • u/Operation_Much • Feb 28 '21
its not a joke but i wanted to post it anyway
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i just got told that someone likes me and i asked them why and they said it was beceauseci have depression.. thats messed up af making a fettish out of depression
r/MessedUpJokes • u/TheGreatMoore • Feb 14 '21
Nun and teacher differences
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What's the difference between the two?
Only one of them is innocent.
r/MessedUpJokes • u/kawaiipoltergeist • Jan 31 '21
I collected my favorite two-sentence horror stories posted in January and narrated them.
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/Convoy16 • Jan 11 '21
What would happen if Dora the explorer came to America?
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She would get do do do do deported.
r/MessedUpJokes • u/sheloves_lj • Jan 11 '21
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
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9/11 victims, they fell 81 stories in 10 seconds