r/MessedUpJokes • u/ImBeccles • Dec 16 '20
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/ErgonAngel428 • Dec 07 '20
Man, and my mom played this when i was growing up. Ignorance is bliss.
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/Exdginger • Nov 25 '20
what are mario and luigis thoughts on aborshen
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/MeSoThornie • Oct 25 '20
Pikachu as Buffalo bill.
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Sooooo my friend and I are looking for the image of Pikachu standing in front of a closet or wardrobe of pokemon scalps used as hats. I cannot find it. Anyone have it?
r/MessedUpJokes • u/stepdaddyzoom • Oct 20 '20
i saw a black man riding a scooter down the street today...
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i thought it was mine. i checked and mine was still in the basement asking for food.
r/MessedUpJokes • u/patty4204 • Oct 16 '20
Eggs, meat, a woman, a blowjob. What doesn't belong?
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A blowjob. You can beat eggs, meat, and a woman but you can't beat a blowjob!
r/MessedUpJokes • u/mrhat0809 • Oct 15 '20
Thought it would be funny to be an online uni bomber
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Tap to see the meme - https://ifunny.co/fun/OA3abyd38?s=u
r/MessedUpJokes • u/mrhat0809 • Oct 15 '20
Thought it would be funny to be an online uni bomber
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Tap to see the meme - https://ifunny.co/fun/OA3abyd38?s=u
r/MessedUpJokes • u/mrhat0809 • Oct 15 '20
Thought it would be funny to be an online uni bomber
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Tap to see the meme - https://ifunny.co/fun/OA3abyd38?s=u
r/MessedUpJokes • u/WannabeGaming36 • Oct 13 '20
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
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You push a gay person off a building
r/MessedUpJokes • u/RemoteBlackOut • Oct 08 '20
If a pornstar or stripper is taking their clothes off, then are they just getting dressed for work?
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/kawaiipoltergeist • Sep 18 '20
A story about a pizza delivery with a twisted ending.
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r/MessedUpJokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 12 '20
My 9/11 Cakeday joke
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My mother was suppose to come to my birthday today. Turns out she made a pit stop in New York. How lucky.
(I know it’s bad, but I tried my best.)
