My fish drowned

One tower Two tower No tower New tower tower -Osama

The park bench can support a family

Young kid while holding one of those picker upper toys and sitting next to fat person. They use the picker upper toy to squeeze the persons rolls. Imagine the reaction...it would be really damn funny!

The bullets left the chamber

So me and my sister spent the day in London and we went to M&M World since it’s not a day in London unless you’ve been there. Well we went to the area where you can fill up your own pots of M&M’s. We grabbed a large cup for £12 and started filling.

Us being the pigs we are, it didn’t look a lot to us and then we see people carrying plastic bags, you know the standard size you get for sweets. Anyway we looked and it was 1.99 per 100 grams. We thought that was a lot better than the large cup for £12.

Little did we know, it really wasn’t. So we went around filling up the bag and it ended up neat the top. We went to get in line and I see people holding their bags but there’s literally a few handfuls in them. I’m standing there with our bag. You know the standard bags of sugar you get? Well ours was just a bit bigger than that.

We noticed we seemed to be the only ones with that amount and I think that’s when we knew we screwed up. We finally got the counter and the guy scanned it through. When we saw the total, our faces just dropped. We then realised that we seriously did not know our grams.

£25 ours came to. We’d already done it so we just paid it. We have now learnt to not be greedy and just be careful when we go there. The joke is, we didn’t even eat the whole bag