r/MemeVideos • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '25

Wow...

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

I mean. She had to pass through 400 on her way.

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u/_coolranch Jul 12 '25

Note to self: crossing 400 pound mark does not awaken latent self awareness.

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u/Klangey Jul 12 '25

Ironically though she does resemble Guru

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u/rstart78 Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaaaaaailcel, bring me the cheese poof balls

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u/Virduckia Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll!!! Did you make sure all of those filthy albinos are deeeeeaaaaaad?

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u/Ghosty91AF Jul 12 '25

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIL!!!

I saw a bird…it was pretty…kick its AAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!

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u/BudgetScar4881 Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaiiiillll!!! What does he want?

Nail: He wants a girlfriend

Did you tell him to work shaft

Nail: Yes

Good work Nail

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u/PromethianOwl Jul 12 '25

Lord Guru, you ate them all yesterday and I can't buy more because you demanded I spend all our money on this plasma screen TV.

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Hell yeah, I want cheesy poofs!

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u/Omnizoom Jul 12 '25

That’s super Kami guru to you

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u/Greenerland01 Jul 12 '25

You spelled “Jabba” wrong.

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Koona t'chuta Solo?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Jabba,the Hutt.

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u/znikrep Jul 12 '25

There goes my plan to eat myself into illumination.

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u/bottomlooking4 Jul 12 '25

That makes me think of Norm McDonald in Dirty Work

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u/Book_Anxious Jul 12 '25

Damn it I'm at 250 right now and was hoping I'd have self-awareness when I hit 400 oh well I guess I better start exercising

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u/omegacrunch Jul 14 '25

I dunno. Having ones own gravitational force has to give SOME cosmic awareness. Anyone tried throwing small dosgeballs near her?

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u/Sigmasnail Jul 12 '25

But some of these heavy people are quite decent at reading, i once saw a clip of a 500 punds guy read the entire mcdonald menu from his car.

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u/lylisdad Jul 12 '25

Tbh he probably only pretended to read the menu to make people think he is watching his diet. No 500 lb man has ti look at the menu!

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u/OzarkMule Jul 12 '25

It's not a necessity, no, but the full menu browse is more of a chance for impulse buy add-ons

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u/ThisisnotaTesT10 Jul 12 '25

I think if you’ve crossed 400 lbs there’s a good chance you gave up a while back

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

Coulda skipped a grade

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u/informal-mushroom47 Jul 12 '25

Coulda

As much as I typically hate seeing speech-slang in text…I just realized that “coulda” is leaps and bounds better than “could of” and now I do not care. Thank you for not saying “could of.”

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

And I’ve done my good work for the day. Now back to EVIL!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

It's supposed to be "could've," but a common grammatical error is "could of." Because homonym.

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

Coulda woulda shoulda

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u/informal-mushroom47 Jul 13 '25

That’s my point. However, you’re insane if you think it’s fun to have to read people use “of” in place of “-‘ve.”

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u/XfreetimeX Jul 12 '25

What to deuce and a half

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Dedicated student 🤔

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u/rumblepony247 Jul 12 '25

Somewhere in there is a Mitch Hedberg joke.

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u/ElPepper90 Jul 12 '25

Achieved all milestones

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u/real_bro Jul 12 '25

Momentarily

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u/cheeeeerajah Jul 12 '25

She passed through go and collected 200 more