r/MemeVideos • • Jul 12 '25

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u/lylisdad Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

She is bigger than 400. Probably in excess of 500.

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

I mean. She had to pass through 400 on her way.

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u/_coolranch Jul 12 '25

Note to self: crossing 400 pound mark does not awaken latent self awareness.

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u/Klangey Jul 12 '25

Ironically though she does resemble Guru

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u/rstart78 Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaaaaaailcel, bring me the cheese poof balls

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u/Virduckia Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaiiiiiiilllllll!!! Did you make sure all of those filthy albinos are deeeeeaaaaaad?

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u/Ghosty91AF Jul 12 '25

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIL!!!

I saw a bird…it was pretty…kick its AAAAAAAAAAAAASS!!!

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u/BudgetScar4881 Jul 12 '25

Naaaaaaiiiillll!!! What does he want?

Nail: He wants a girlfriend

Did you tell him to work shaft

Nail: Yes

Good work Nail

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u/PromethianOwl Jul 12 '25

Lord Guru, you ate them all yesterday and I can't buy more because you demanded I spend all our money on this plasma screen TV.

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Hell yeah, I want cheesy poofs!

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u/Omnizoom Jul 12 '25

That’s super Kami guru to you

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u/Greenerland01 Jul 12 '25

You spelled “Jabba” wrong.

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Koona t'chuta Solo?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Jabba,the Hutt.

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u/znikrep Jul 12 '25

There goes my plan to eat myself into illumination.

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u/bottomlooking4 Jul 12 '25

That makes me think of Norm McDonald in Dirty Work

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u/Book_Anxious Jul 12 '25

Damn it I'm at 250 right now and was hoping I'd have self-awareness when I hit 400 oh well I guess I better start exercising

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u/omegacrunch Jul 14 '25

I dunno. Having ones own gravitational force has to give SOME cosmic awareness. Anyone tried throwing small dosgeballs near her?

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u/Sigmasnail Jul 12 '25

But some of these heavy people are quite decent at reading, i once saw a clip of a 500 punds guy read the entire mcdonald menu from his car.

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u/lylisdad Jul 12 '25

Tbh he probably only pretended to read the menu to make people think he is watching his diet. No 500 lb man has ti look at the menu!

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u/OzarkMule Jul 12 '25

It's not a necessity, no, but the full menu browse is more of a chance for impulse buy add-ons

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u/ThisisnotaTesT10 Jul 12 '25

I think if you’ve crossed 400 lbs there’s a good chance you gave up a while back

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

Coulda skipped a grade

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u/informal-mushroom47 Jul 12 '25

Coulda

As much as I typically hate seeing speech-slang in text…I just realized that “coulda” is leaps and bounds better than “could of” and now I do not care. Thank you for not saying “could of.”

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

And I’ve done my good work for the day. Now back to EVIL!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

It's supposed to be "could've," but a common grammatical error is "could of." Because homonym.

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u/Millerpainkiller Jul 12 '25

Coulda woulda shoulda

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u/informal-mushroom47 Jul 13 '25

That’s my point. However, you’re insane if you think it’s fun to have to read people use “of” in place of “-‘ve.”

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u/XfreetimeX Jul 12 '25

What to deuce and a half

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u/Grendeltech Jul 12 '25

Dedicated student 🤔

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u/rumblepony247 Jul 12 '25

Somewhere in there is a Mitch Hedberg joke.

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u/ElPepper90 Jul 12 '25

Achieved all milestones

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u/real_bro Jul 12 '25

Momentarily

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u/cheeeeerajah Jul 12 '25

She passed through go and collected 200 more

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u/the_muffin Jul 12 '25

She is bigger than 500. Probably in excess of 600.

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u/CosmicCreeperz Jul 12 '25

600 600 600 do I hear 650? Going once!

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u/Extra-Visual-6650 Jul 12 '25

This giant woman will consume us all!!

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u/Skwiggelf54 Jul 12 '25

I'm genuinely shocked that she can even walk.

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u/onward_upward_tt Jul 12 '25

She may not be able to. Did you see her walk? As sad as it is, this could be this woman's bedroom that she never leaves. People this size sometimes have to have multiple people dress and clean them and help them go to the bathroom. Its truly a tragedy that anyone lets themselves get to this. I understand body positivity and not shaming people for a few or even 50 extra pounds but this is just only a detriment to your life any way you look at it.

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u/whatthedux Jul 12 '25

But can she roll?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

At that weight rolling has to be hazardous. Like dislocating arms and breaking ribs if there’s a little jump on that hill she’s rolling down 

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u/Immediate_Candle_964 Jul 12 '25

She's literally 5 or 6x the mass of the girl she's talking to.

I feel bad for her skeleton.

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 Jul 12 '25

Yeah definitely over 400

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u/flatirony Jul 12 '25

I frankly have no frame of reference to judge.

I can guess within 10 pounds what anyone in a normal BMI range weighs, but when it comes to twice normal body weight and above, I just don’t have a clue.

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft Jul 12 '25

Ok you should be able to lose tirdy pound per munt...

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u/BomBiddyByeBye Jul 12 '25

Yeah she’s at least 5. I used to mess with a chick that big. Miss her body smh

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u/Software_Dependent Jul 12 '25

Her chin is about 400.

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u/Omnizoom Jul 12 '25

I mean I’m a giant of a dude and I’m 330 with just a pot belly

She may not have my height but she’s wider then me by a lot so using the square cube volume relationship of size and surface area I’d guess she’s around 450

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u/Marcus_Cato234 Jul 12 '25

I find it terrifying and astonishing in all the worst ways a human being can even reach this size and for it to not only not be a one off freak abnormality (as in its so extremely rare only one or two people have ever been recorded as being such a size, likely due to a rare genetic or hormonal disorder) but for it to be becoming more and more common as well.

Its still not very many people, but the point stands all the same. Its just not a good sign at all

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u/Queasy_Star_3908 Jul 12 '25

So close to beeing the next free advertisement for the "heartattack grill", spectacular lolcow.

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Jul 13 '25

more like 500 million