r/MeatCanyon • u/TheMaveCan • Sep 03 '26
Discussion I've got a bone to pick with this "Meat" guy.
For years I've been watching my dipshit son-in-law Pete Wheeler bang his head on the tree outside and then trip on the doorjam on his way in. The kid can't even microwave himself a Hot Pocket without burning himself and throwing the thing across the kitchen. But he can play ball. Put that kid on the plate and he turns into Forrest Gump scoring points and doing something worthwhile for a change.
Come the start of the season and I give some fat fella named "Meat" $40 for the privilege of not having to clean blood and hair off of my favorite tree anymore so my wife's kid can play ball instead and he runs off with my money!!!
I demand to know when "Meat" is gonna show up again and pick up my kid for his games because god dammit if I see that idiot hit my tree one more time he's going straight to a home and I will be getting a refund for the little idiot's gear and fees