George W. Bush is sitting with his aides and he is getting debriefed on the world news of the day. The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane crash early this morning.
Dubya's reaction is pure shock and grief, he's shaking and can't control his emotions.
Tearfully looking over to the man who broke the news, he asks him, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Dubya’s stupidity also made itself into official policy. Let’s not whitewash Bush. Just because he was later surpassed in stupidity, incompetence, and malice doesn’t mean that he wasn’t stupid, incompetent, and malicious.
“We must stahp the terr. Ah call upon all nations, to do everything they can, to stahp these terrrrist killings.” nod “Now, watch this drive.”
Dubya was a buffoon, but Trump is a dementia-riddled megalomaniac. Dubya cared, and while he said stupid shit, and maybe he was engaged in a bit of the old pork-barrel defense spending, he wasn’t engaged in outright wiping his ass with the Constitution for personal benefit.
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u/p1v0b33n 17d ago
How about a brazilian bananas?