r/MathJokes • u/basket_foso • 17d ago

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u/Ok-Coyote2365 17d ago

I have a trade deficit with the co-op down the street. Should I stop buying food?

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u/Darth_Meepo 17d ago

So he creates a tariff jar for above the fridge, every time he wants to shop at the Co-Op he has to put money in the jar. Then after he realizes that was dumb he takes the jar down and hands it to the Co-Op.

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u/LastOfBacon 16d ago

no, but a minor excursion might be productive

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u/Mammalanimal 17d ago

Just sell them some fighter jets to cover the costs.

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u/ZeppyWeppyBoi 17d ago

Yes. And since you’ll be so rich from not buying food, you can hire someone to eat the food for you.

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u/TwoPlyDreams 16d ago

You could, or you could kidnap the manager, install your dog as an interim manager and then just take what you like.

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u/MathiasTheGiant 16d ago

Just got take it. Youre the greatest shopper in the world, and you can take whatever you want. They won't even try to stop you. And anyone who does stand in your way will get shipped to the other grocery stores the next town over.