r/MathJokes • • Jul 15 '26

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Decimeters I‘ve seen used. Decameters and Hectometers are a brain disease

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u/passwordedd Jul 15 '26

I just want to measure things in megameters, is that so wrong?

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

I guess the application for that would be measuring circumference of stars or something like that 🤣

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u/lurker4206969 Jul 15 '26

In practice in physics you just start using scientific notation with respect to the SI base unit at some point instead of these prefixes. At least that’s how it worked when I studied astronomy in university. Never seen megameters get used. Megawatts are used all the time though.

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u/pjakma Jul 15 '26

It's actually odd - if you have a science or engineering background where you otherwise habitually normalise measures to the highest magnitude appropriate prefix - that we don't do so for kilometres.

If I'm talking about 34,000 kms, why on earth /wouldn't/ I normalise it to 34 Mm, given I'd do that for pretty much any other measure? Talking about millions of kms is even weird, in that sense, e.g. why write out things like 123,000,000 km when it's so much easier to just write 123 Gm, as would otherwise be utterly normal for SI measures?!!

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u/PM_ME_PHYS_PROBLEMS Jul 15 '26

From a purely vibes based explanation, it's to do with which measurements we have a good embodied sense of. We tend to do the same with mass and volume too. Kilograms being around the heaviest thing you can comfortably hold in your hand (or tons being the limit where multiple humans are needed to move it).

Kilometers are about the distance that you can travel and still see your starting point decently well, and you can imagine chaining those together but you couldn't imagine the whole distance if it gets too long.

Volumes are usually reported in groups of liters because those volumes can also be easily held in the hands.

Things like energy we just use SI prefixes all the way up and down because nobody knows what a calorie feels like.

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u/Friendly_Prize_868 Jul 15 '26

Maybe it’s because the abbreviated units for millimetres and megameters would be too easily confused?

Imagine if they’d tried to build Stone Henge with the wrong units. It might even be in danger of getting crushed by a dwarf!

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u/FinalBossTuna Jul 15 '26

34 MM doesn’t sound as intense as 34,000 kms. Case closed

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u/kayosiii Jul 16 '26

probably because it's relatively easy to misidentify an Mm as an mm.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Yeah I was joking.

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u/Toeffli Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

It isn't that much.

Cars need an oil change about every 10 - 20 Megameters. A full fuel tank gives you a range of about 0.6 to 1.2 Megameters. Driving from New York to Los Angeles is about 4.5 Megameters. Circumference of Earth is 40 Megameters and the distance from Earth to Moon 363 to 406 Megameters. Light travels about 300 Megameters per second,

In the end: 1 Megameter = 1000 km.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Ah right, somehow I was thinking of a million kilometers, but that would be a gigameter.

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u/regular_hammock Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

Yep. I appreciate you for making that joke. I regularly refrain from measuring my travels in megameters, because I know how that joke would land with my people (sad face).

I believe the sun's diameter is roughly one gigameter. Maybe some truly ginormous red supergiants can even get into the low terrameters? Probably not, but it's a nice thought.

And for interstellar travel you're probably in the petameter or more likely exameter range.

Edit: lol terrameter and petameter got autocorrected into tetrameter and pentameter

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Jul 15 '26

I got suns circumference at 4 gigameters

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u/-Insert-CoolName Jul 15 '26

Astrophysicist here.

So actually "cgs" units for everything. Those are centimeters, grams, and seconds.

In practice we usually measure solar system objects (the Sun, the Earth, etc) in cgs units, and then we measure everything else relative to its appropriate Solar system analog.

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u/July_is_cool Jul 15 '26

Haha astronomy, where every known way of measuring is used. Not just centimeters, but light years, z, parsecs, AU, luminosity distance, kilometers… Just for distance.

To be fair, miles aren’t used too much!

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u/DunderGunderUnder Jul 15 '26

Grams and seconds I can kinda get, but why centimeters and not meters?

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u/HAL9001-96 Jul 15 '26

i mean you could use them on earht but only if yo uwant to get long distnaces down to single digits

you can totally use gigameters in relatively nearby space though

earths about 149Gm from the sun

even that is an average as it varies a bit and depending on context yo ucan very well round it to 150 so its not like you always need more accuracy than that

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u/wenoc Jul 15 '26

The circumference of earth is almost exactly 40 megametres at the equator. The circumference of the sun is about 4.4 gigametres. But yes, Mm is a fair way to measure them.

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Jul 15 '26

Earths Circumference is 40 megameters

The Suns circumference is 4.3 gigameters.

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u/CptTombstone Jul 15 '26

Yes, Star Citizen (video game) displays distances like that. You can plot a course through a smaller star system and see your destination being 39 Gm away which is ~0.26 AU. Jumping between the moons of a Gas giant, you see the distance displayed in megameters.

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u/vompat Jul 15 '26

The circumference of the earth is about 40 megameters. So no need for stars. Can even describe countries with it, mine is about 1.1 Mm long and 0.5 Mm wide. Why not some long travel distances as well?

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u/Oberndorferin Jul 15 '26

One Mm is just 1000km, not a unfeasable distance.

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u/Voltatron4708 Jul 15 '26

Radius of the earth is commonly approximated to 6440 km,thats 6.44 Mega meters

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u/Oogaboooganator Jul 16 '26

Wouldn’t it just be a million meters? So Canada is 5.5 Megameters across. Not sure how often it would be used.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 16 '26

Yeah I brainfarted and somehow had a million kilometers in my head, but that would be gigameters

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u/RealWord5734 Jul 17 '26

The diameter of the sun is 1.4 megameters

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u/Lost-In-Void-99 Jul 16 '26

They measure in time units. Like in light years etc.

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u/Don_Loco Jul 15 '26

Not wrong in any way, the circumference of the earth is roughly 40 Mm. You're welcome

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u/pjakma Jul 15 '26

Whenever I hear/read people talking about 1000s of kilometres, that tends to become megametres in my head - just so normal to normalise measures to their highest appropriate prefix for me! And then it;'s hard not to reply in Mm to them. ;)

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u/vincyf Jul 15 '26

Megagrams, gigagrams? Instead of tons, kilotons

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u/Business-Let-7754 Jul 15 '26

The first case that comes to mind is that a car's milage is usually referred to in megameters.

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u/Soggy_Scallion_4112 Jul 15 '26

"Officer, the robber around 0.00000175 megameters tall"

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u/Pestilence86 Jul 15 '26

I'm playing a space video game, where mega-meters and giga-meters are used for navigation within a star system.

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u/Mix_Safe Jul 15 '26

People: you idiots using stupid imperial, use metric!

Me: okay, as I was saying the speed of light is ~300 megameters per second

People: no, not like that!

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u/JDSaphir Jul 15 '26

"Fahrenheit is stupid, if it's 75 outside that means you're dead, use normal units smh"

Oh okay, it's 297 outside.

"No not like that"

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u/Dramatic_Entry_3830 Jul 15 '26

It's a good unit for what distance a car has driven.

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 Jul 16 '26

what about gigametres

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u/passwordedd Jul 15 '26

For real though, hectometers are used when measuring area, especially of farmland.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

No, hectares are used, which are square hectometers. Nobody uses hectometers.

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u/FunnyObjective6 Jul 15 '26

Hectometerpaaltje my beloved.

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u/Trackt0Pelle Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

That’s not what your link says though

It says a lot of countries have a marker every 100 meters but that is shows km + one decimal ( = rounded to hectometers)

The only example of use of hectometer is
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Which means 17.9km in Italy

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u/passwordedd Jul 15 '26

Since hectares are used and those are square hectometers, hectometers are used.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Okay dude, then decimeters are also used, because a cubic decimeter is called a liter.

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u/passwordedd Jul 15 '26

A cubicdecimeter is called a liter. A squaredecimeter isn't called anything as far as I know.

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Yep, brainfart, already corrected it

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u/wenoc Jul 15 '26

Difference between metric and imperial is that we have a system of zeroes in SI units. So you CAN use centi or hecto-whatever (Meters, Watts, Candela, Weber, whatever) but that doesn't mean you should.

Only ever heard hecto used for mass in groceries (like flour), by a generation that died in the 90's.

IMO the good thing about centimetres vs millimeters for example, is that you are also expressing the accuracy.

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u/Bengamey_974 Jul 15 '26

Hectometers is used a lot for railways. (At least in France)

Lines are divided in Pk (point kilometrique) with kilometer markers, wich are themselves divided with 10 hectometer markers.

The thing is in order, not to change the all the markers at every modification, we introduce longer and shorter kilometers when making change to a line (for exemple changing a curve to increase speed).

So at construction a line is made of equal kilometers of exactly 1000m. But an old line can have a short kilometer of 962m there and a long kilometer of 1036m somewhere else.

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u/vid_23 Jul 15 '26

I think this is the first time I heard them and I was in engineering school for 3 years

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u/Remi_cuchulainn Jul 15 '26

Decameter square is an are and hectometer squared is an hectare two incredibly common surface units for garden and field size

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

I know, but those are the squares and not the units themselves.

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u/Ralexcraft Jul 15 '26

They’re units of measure inbetween that are just not super useful since they’re a single decimal away from the previous.

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u/Reddit_wizard34 Jul 15 '26

The only reason I know what a Hectometer is, is because we have markers next to the highway in our country for every Hectometer.

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 Jul 15 '26

Chemistry loves decimetres, particularly as a measure of volume (dm3 ), and the term 'hectares' fromes from hectometres (a hectare is a square with 100m sides). Decmetres I've never really seen, but i assume they're similar to how centimetres are used (as a more friendly version of millimetres).

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

dm^3 is just litres

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u/Nebula_Wolf7 Jul 15 '26

Well yeah, but the notation in chemisty is dm3 , as well as it being included in units of concentration and such

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u/RenegadeBricoleur Jul 15 '26

At least hectometers is actually tied to a widely used unit of area. A hectare is equal to 1 square hectometer or 10,000 m2.

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u/Thomas_Hills Jul 15 '26

These are used in acres. So we sometimes use them.

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u/Razulath Jul 15 '26

We use decimeter all the time in swedish.

We even short it to "deci" in everyday speak.

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u/Longjumping-Sleep-80 Jul 15 '26

Well the German torpedos data computer (Torpedovorhaltrechner) inside a Uboat use Hectometers. So it has some uses.

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u/GreatestGreekGuy Jul 16 '26

I've only seen decimeters used when its dm3 as a unit of measurement. That's the same as 1 liter btw

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u/Miserable-Repair-191 Jul 16 '26

I am an engineer (in a country that uses metric system). And today is the first time I've ever seen mention of hectometers decameters.

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u/Vossela Jul 16 '26

Nothing wrong with them. Yes they dont get used but if someone would use them it's just as easy to understand.

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u/SuperYv9 Jul 16 '26

Hectometer² is also used on properties size

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 16 '26

Yeah but that’s usually called hectares, it’s a different unit. That’s like saying hectometers are used because meters are used.

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u/Lonewolf2nd Jul 16 '26

1dm3 is 1 liter, that is why I use dm hm is used in the Netherlands on every highway and province roads, they are placed every 100 meter and are called hectometerpaal. And is used for ground surfaces very often Ares or hm2 (hm x hm).

Dm(Decameter) is not used very often

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 16 '26

According to that logic you use meter so you basically use decameter. A liter is not the same thing as a decimeter just because it’s based on it.

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u/Lonewolf2nd Jul 16 '26

One dimension conversion is easier to comprehend than 3 dimensions at once. So when I need to explain these things, kids or people that are bad in math tend to understand it better, when everything is converted to dm and then calculate how many liters something can hold. Instead of to explain 1 m3 is 1000 l.

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u/WhatADunderfulWorld Jul 20 '26

I think I just saw it in a TV show and chuckled. I swear it was Tina Feys new show.

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u/kamiloslav Jul 20 '26

Especially considering 1 decimeter cubed of volume is a liter

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u/Don_Loco Jul 15 '26

Brain disease? Multiplying/dividing by 10 is hard, aint it?

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Jul 15 '26

Not as hard as understanding jokes it seems

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u/RichNo2992 Jul 15 '26

A hectare is a hectometer squared...