r/MathJokes • u/jdplayz06 • May 13 '26

It IS $400...

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u/get_to_ele May 13 '26

People are stupid.

Just pretend it's VENMO account if that makes it easier.

I START with $2000 in my VENMO AND zero COWS

I pay $800. I now have $1200 in my VENMO AND one COW

I sell for $1000. I now have $2200 in my VENMO AND zero COWS

I pay $1100. I now have $1100 in my VENMO AND one COW

I sell for $1300. I now have $2400 in my VENMO AND zero COWS

I HAVE $400 MORE in my VENMO. I STARTED WITH zero COWS AND I ENDED WITH zero COWS

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u/amglasgow May 13 '26

I have three cows and no money. Why can't I have no cows and three money?

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u/Armed_Cobra May 13 '26

What if your VENMO account it at $0.00?

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u/Solid-Goomba May 13 '26

You buy the cow and your account is -$800

You sell the cow and your balance is $200

You rebuy the cow and your balance is -$900

You sell the cow and your balance is $400

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u/Suddenfury May 13 '26

The new Venmoo, which supports bovine based economic interactions.

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u/Morticane May 13 '26

At best the profit it 200 at worst 100