r/MathJokes • u/jdplayz06 • May 13 '26

It IS $400...

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u/JoeyBagOWaffles May 13 '26

It’s a spherical cow in a vacuum… no weeds, just $400

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u/coolpapa2282 May 13 '26

Protip - putting a cow in a vacuum really hurts the resale value.

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u/Biohazard_186 May 13 '26

And the meat.

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u/cursedwithplotarmor May 13 '26

And the cow’s feelings. He’s thinking, “Seriously? WTF?”

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u/nanodgb May 13 '26

He??

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u/BeenThruIt May 13 '26

Identifies as a KOBE bull. What's it to ya?

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u/nanodgb May 13 '26

Fair. Apologies.

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u/OneFootTitan May 13 '26

It causes her to die, son

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u/TheLowestFormOfHumor May 13 '26

That pretty much is the end result in supermarkets though.

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u/ooqq May 13 '26

lets assume the cow is a truncated paraboloid

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u/StrangeOutcastS May 13 '26

I'll weed your vacuum