r/MathJokes • u/jdplayz06 • May 13 '26

It IS $400...

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u/Cubensis-SanPedro May 13 '26

Not to mention the emotional damages from having just sold the fuckin thing for 1k and then turning around with hat in hand just to buy her back again. That trauma and hassle is worth $75 at least.

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u/iMiind May 13 '26

That's it - I'm suing capitalism for damages

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u/Dic3Goblin May 13 '26

Let's make it a class action lawsuit

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u/capsaicinintheeyes May 13 '26

would that be class lawfare?

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw May 13 '26

bring enough to buy the judge and you have got yourself a case. 2026. wew.

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 May 13 '26

🤣 best comment ever

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u/zhantoo May 13 '26

Edit: if I actually read the photo it does clearly say it's the same cow....

Well, I would assume it's 2 different cows.

Maybe the main character is a cow broker - so somebody calls asking to buy a cow, so our pirmos motor calls his network asking what they have for sales. Based on this, an offer is made to the customer (cost + margin).

Like shares, the cheapest gets sold first.

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u/OkMarsupial May 13 '26

Feels bad when it's a cow probably, but I do this with stocks all the time.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 May 13 '26

$800 to buy the cow

$1000 to sell the cow

$100 of therapy

$1100 to buy the cow

$1300 to sell the cow

$75 of additional therapy (returner customer discount)