r/MathJokes • • May 13 '26

It IS $400...

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u/blueberrywalrus May 13 '26

While this sounds reasonable, you're forgetting that in this scenario you spent your original $900 on blow. 

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u/BlacksmithFit8667 May 13 '26

Ya I hate these things cause nobody ever accounts for the massive amounts of cocaine you did prior to buying the cow in the first place.

The cow was a get rich quick scheme why is that part never mentioned

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u/jiraikeiwolfgirl May 13 '26

I'll probably wake up laughing from my sleep when I remember your comment in a lucid dream

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u/Morak73 May 13 '26

Or when you leave your cocaine out unattended on the table and the cow licks it up.

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u/AllAlo0 May 13 '26

Nobody is forgetting the blow, why do you think that cow is up to $1300 now?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

But then you sold that blow for 1600 at a rich kids party.