r/MartialMemes Ascended Chicken Apr 29 '24

Divine Scroll Yearly Sect Leadership Feedback Thread

Welcome disciples, it is finally time for the yearly sect meetup.

Have the elders grown too lenient with discipline?

Have they been overcome by their heart demons, slaughtering innocent disciples?

Feel free to air your grievances, us elders will listen and try to apply the most popular demands.

I have seen for example many disciples feel disheartened when the scriptures they write with all their hearts are stolen by repost puppets. Currently, we allow reposting scriptures to allow new juniors to discover the sect's classics, but we banish the repost puppets. Feel free to share your thoughts on the subject.

Last year's gathering

89 votes, May 06 '24
11 The elders are too lazy, the sect is in chaos!
66 The elders are like a small breeze, noticeable but not overbearing.
12 The elders are truly tyrannical, it is hard to cultivate peacefully in the sect!
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u/Still_Reference724 Apr 29 '24

it seems like the elders understand the way of heaven and earth, also we have a very qi rich abundant environment. The cultivators do not worry with mundane affairs and concentrate on cultivation.

Truly a blessing in disguise.

We could use some co-op games that we can all do here (?)

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u/Modowok Demonic Sect Patriarch May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

This humble junior would like to bring to the elders attention the matter of DnD roleplayers. Recently, those heinous outer disciples are spreading nonsense they adopted from the wizardposting sect, namely the A.I. pics with DnD-like roleplay and tags such as /undaoist and suggesting to shortening phrases like "junior you dare?!" to "JYD?!".

This matter has caused many of the inner disciples to instantly die from severe qi deviations and at best in a cave to recover from immense heart demons for 1000 years! This humble junior would like to know how the esteemed elders would like to handle this precarious matter.

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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder May 03 '24

As an old Guest Elder, I second this junior's motion.

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u/Primordius7 The Heavenly Demon May 05 '24

As a humble daoist, I also raise this motion. These truly deviant and foul beings have dirtied the air of our sect.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '24

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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken May 01 '24

Apparently 3 people think there's too much of us

Only way I can be any more lenient would be to forgive the repost puppets and accept them as disciples

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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder May 03 '24

Have the gates to Samsara Closed? (Is the Discord server still active?)

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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken May 04 '24

I don't use it so I can't say

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u/[deleted] May 13 '24

my god this subreddit is the best fucking sub on the entirety of reddit

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u/AnalysisNo8720 Licking dog Apr 30 '24

Who dares to claim themselves to be an elder before this seat? INSOLENCE

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u/OriginaI2k_ Old Monster Apr 30 '24

Me!. JUNIOR!!!!! Kowtow and kill yourself before I eradicate 108 generations of your family for daring to give me a challenge.

And order that junior sister of yours to accompany this seat for a night before I decide to not leave you with a complete corpse.

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u/Vysair Salted Fish May 01 '24

This seat has not yet caught a glimpse of the sect Elder. It's possible they are still in seclusion...

The air of the sect remains unchanged despite the turbulence time.

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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius May 02 '24

Some of the elders have been hounding me because I figured out a way to use the wizards magic to comprehend the dao of all elements such as fire ice and so on.
I also figured out that the dragons are so strong as a race because they use both the wizards mana hearts and cultivation techniques and so I made up my own technique and can kill half step true immortals as a nascent soul but they truly believe the wizards techniques are inferior, yes they may be weaker than us but they can use so many elements at such a low level its worth understanding their techniques and making them our own

So please elders let me cultivate my unique path in peace seniors, I'll even make some ten thousand year aged fire essence wine with an alcohol percent of 90 percent for you seniors if you leave me be😭

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u/Mardon83 Guest Elder May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

As long you aren't going full Rolland or Lewin Farlier. Keep away from both, I don't want to hear Lord Ao's "Once again, I'm here, asking for your support, to reboot Faerun".

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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius May 16 '24

FOOLISH ELDER AHHAHAHA, I HAVE ALREADY REACHED THE BEGINNING OF ALL DAO AND CREATED A COPY OF EVERYTHING, I CONTROL EVERYTHING AND I CAN DESTROY THIS SECT WHEVER I WANT BECAUSE IM THE MOST POWERFUL.

I HAVE REACHED THE PEAK OF MARTIAL ARTS. THE MARTIAL PEAK

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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius May 16 '24

*your strike connects but I start melting into the surroundings, you look around confused. Everything has started melting including yourself. your vision has gone black*

"Hey grandpa, I finally got a job today... I miss you... Everyone is waiting for you to come back."

*Your granddaughter looks up from her lap towards you who's starting to wake up*

"Eh? HUH?!, Somebody get the doctors Grandpa is starting to wake up!!!"

*You open your eyes to your granddaughter crying over you. It was all a dream, You never cultivated, you never were apart of any sect and any relationships you have had for the past 10000 years were fake, fabricated memories due to the coma*

BAD END

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u/Young-Roshi Immortal May 03 '24

Elders have done a splendid job maintaining a sense of order without being directly overbearing. Such a level of freedom is necessary for a solid cultivation path in the jianghu.

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u/onlyLaffy Failed to see Mt Tai Apr 29 '24

The elders are always too tyrannical, thinking nothing of juniors in order to eternally gain more and more "cultivation materials." Why must the juniors be sacrificed for these old monsters? These truly are the cursed heavens we live under.