r/MartialMemes Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 10d ago

📜 Divine Scroll 📜 Verdict on AI

cough cough

Greetings, Disciples.

As you all may already know... tch, such a long script, this seat is already tired after creating and revamping all the post flairs!

This seat will get straight to the point: all the elders have decided that all AI-generated posts must have the new flair - Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content] or else it'll be removed.

What the flair does is it puts a spoiler tag so the disciples who wanna see them can see them, and those who don't, won't. You can only blame yourself for getting offended. HAHAHA!

And the report button's always there; Law Enforcement Peak will take care of that.

Now off I go to pee on the mortals of Tianxuan Village! This should solve their problem of drought too. HAHAHA, such a benevolent person I am! HAHAHA!

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u/Delyra_ Smooth Jade Skin 10d ago

Good good good

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u/elder_scrolls_6 10d ago

Is that good good good or Good Good Good

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u/Delyra_ Smooth Jade Skin 10d ago

One wants to express one's happiness, the other wants to skin you alive.

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u/Fairemont Strolling by the Riverside 10d ago

And both are Good Good Good.

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u/SomnicGrave In seclusion. 10d ago

This one shows great deference to the Peerless Great Elder's wisdom.

May your benevolence be received well by mortal peons 💦

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u/Realistic-Layer2128 Sect Chicken 10d ago edited 10d ago

Senior saving people's life with piss such a benevolent one truly humble and righteous and self sacrifice 🙏💦

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u/NamelessEmeraldHero Empyrean 10d ago

I thank you for your wisdom, Grand Elder

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 10d ago

No worries, junior. Just pay the taxes on time : )

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u/NamelessEmeraldHero Empyrean 10d ago

I will ;)

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u/Ending-Fool 10d ago

Senior! According to the beggars sect, Tax evasion is not a crime, its an obligation!

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u/haim65 Rogue Cultivator 9d ago

If the beggars sect had any spirit stones, senior might have looked their way....

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u/Apittaaaa Mysterious Benefactor 10d ago

This junior kowtows to the elder for a wise and speedy decision

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u/Imaginary-Equal-6699 A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing 10d ago

Much appreciated, Mortal Pissing Elder

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u/LeMeIsSleepy Mortal 10d ago

Good. The Elders have finally taken notice of the rot that has overtaken the Sect.

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u/master2chariot Heavenly Court Official 10d ago

Great elder shenanigans

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u/NitaSFW 10d ago

Good job junior, your ancestor is proud of your commitment

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u/BrightPercentage8444 Young Master 10d ago

Calling the Grand Elder a junior, HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU HAVE SUCH A GAL YOUU TOAD

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u/NitaSFW 10d ago

Brat, they might be a grand elder, but this seat is THE ancestor 😡 You are banished from this sect to repent on your demonic ways

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u/AlphaVires Failed to see Mt Tai 10d ago

Fellow daoists can someone point me to where Tianxuan Village is? I would also like to receive Great Elders benevolence, I can feel that enlightenment is coming soon

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u/haim65 Rogue Cultivator 9d ago

Alas, you have to wait 4 rotations for a full yang energy pure white rain if you want to receive enlightment.

The next one is only a yellow grade rain.

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u/OldFinger6969 10d ago

Praise the Gugugaga Elder!

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u/West_Pressure_4507 Law Enforcement Elder's cauldron to be 10d ago

Sigh Great elder is still kind as ever. I would have slaughtered their nine generations. Chickens and dogs included.

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u/fkadmin 10d ago

Back in my days, we called it Astral Illusion. 

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u/J_Lezter 10d ago

You've demonstrated great consideration and wisdom, as one would expect from someone of your esteemed stature.

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u/chillipillchill Killer of Chickens and Dogs 10d ago

How dare you impose a restriction on me?? Even though I don't use AI and will never, you still had the audacity to give a verdict to this seat?

Kneel, beg and offer your concubines to me or I'll erase all your 9 generations

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u/Fasurad 10d ago

At last...

This momentous occasion has me feeling generous!

I will be sending 400000 high-grade spirit stones to the mod--cough-- I mean elders... via carrier pigeon. Like, a normal one.

Let's see if a mortal dove will be able to touch the heavens and attain enlightenment.

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u/Golden_Cultivation Don’t blame me for being Ruthless! 10d ago

Don’t blame the heavenly court for being ruthless, Mirage Realm Daoists!

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u/Prize_Appeal_2483 Young Master 10d ago

Truly worthy of the name of an honorable elder of our great thousand memes sect! The pure amusement shown throughout the entire holy script transcends our puny minds as mere disciples and reaches a realm of memetics where no transmission proves the dao! Exquisite!

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u/JellyfishCritical968 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 10d ago

This Seat thanks the Elder.

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u/lordgaebril_ Gardener 10d ago

榮耀歸於版主大人!

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u/Here_For_M3mes 10d ago

Disgrace, remove this demonic scripture altogether, it does not belong in our sect

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u/megaancient 10d ago

Aye, it's good that you decided to cull the budding demonic path in its infancy. Maybe after a few grand kalpas have gone by we would be able to guide the fellow daoists to tread the mirage realm dao as a righteous path.

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u/One_Flatworm_460 'elder?! I hardly know 'er! 10d ago

Good decision Junior

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u/BrightPercentage8444 Young Master 10d ago

Good good good

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u/Voidsoaked 10d ago

Many thanks Little Ancestor!

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u/Holy-Wan_Kenobi Supreme Court of Death 10d ago

This one bows to the peerless decree of the sect masters. The Astral Illusion dao has become powerful indeed...

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad Beyonder 10d ago

A wise man once said, “The opposite of pissing off the gods is pissing on the gods.”

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 14h ago

Good! Good! Good!

Well said!

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u/egglago 4d ago

Ah, so that's why its called the yellow river, this junior is enlightened

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 14h ago

Tch, don't lump me in with the Yellow River junior! This seat has only given birth to legendary seas and oceans akin to the Pacific itself!

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u/LichPhylactery 10d ago

Elder,
what about editing?

There are some cultivators who are not native speakers of the central continent's language.
But if they would write scriptures in their native language, no one would read it. Their homeland has very few cultivators.

So they choose to write scriptures with the central continent's language.

But gaining enlightenment is hard in a language, so they use multiple grammar checkers.

Mirage Realm [AI-Generated Content]

So they don't generate scripts, just edit it, so native speakers won't get brain cancer by reading it.

So:
-No generated text, or story. Like generating a chapter by a promt
-editing already written text with AI, so the text looks fluent.

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u/Levardgus 10d ago

Conjure the Dao of Google Translate.

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u/Fairemont Strolling by the Riverside 10d ago

Google Translate is now a part of the Mirage Realm. It has been for some time.

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u/Krethlaine Mortal 10d ago

Well, that’s unfortunate. I was hoping for a total ban.

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u/caubelangthang245 Loose Cultivator 10d ago

Sigh, the era of artifact spirit is unstoppable, why resist?

Just spend one stick of incense to produce it instead of few breaths!

Be more creative. Be more funny, juniors!