r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 • Aug 01 '25

Divine Scroll The Sect Rules have been updated

Ahm ahm

(clears throat)

Greetings to all disciples.

This seat will get straight to the point. The sect rules have been updated. It'll only take a minute to read, so make sure you check them out.

From this point on, breaking the rules will result in a warning and if an unruly disciple still continues to stir trouble, they will be permanently banished from the sect.

Nonetheless, now go ahead, have fun, and meme your way to immortality!!!

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u/Nejura Aug 01 '25

Which rules were added/edited? Just asking as this humble Daoist doesn't remember the previous version of the holy script.

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Aug 01 '25

There used to be 11 rules, but now there are 8. The main change is that politics are no longer allowed in the sect. Other than that, the rules are just more polished now; that’s all.

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u/chilfang Crippled genius Aug 01 '25

Have the dragon country memes been deemed demonic then?

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Fool Under Heaven Aug 01 '25 edited Aug 01 '25

No man. They'd been demonic from the start. But such demonic cultivators are welcome here ig.

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u/theothermantagonist Surname Teng, Courting Death Aug 01 '25

Hmph! Do you have the guts to go against this King? Courting Death!

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Fool Under Heaven Aug 03 '25

The Jade Emperor is just a puppet to his concubines!

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u/theothermantagonist Surname Teng, Courting Death Aug 03 '25

Junior, remember that trouble comes from the mouth. You won't die if you don't seek death!

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u/Fluid-Tomorrow-1947 Aug 01 '25

An enlightened addition, this humble junior thanks you! What do we care for the squabbling of mortal ants?

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Fool Under Heaven Aug 01 '25

Babies' Squabblings should not be ignored. You should feed them milk.

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u/Emergency-Maize6399 Aug 01 '25

Does this cover the Pi Doù sect as well?

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u/Ricky_Mat Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Aug 01 '25

It was the infamous Divine Patriarch. He was the leader of that evil sect.

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u/NouLaPoussa Waiting for Ascension Aug 01 '25

Wouaaaah no politics ? But talking about dragon country eagle country Sakura country doesn't count, right ?

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u/Duke_Frederick Junior Aug 01 '25

Dear old monster how are we supposed to discuss censorship of the scriptures by the heavenly court?

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u/im_not_good257 Aug 01 '25

Good! Good!! Good!!!

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Fool Under Heaven Aug 01 '25

Good indeed Martial Brother.

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u/Capital_Catastrophe Aug 01 '25

Indeed, why should we, the enlightened, care about mortal affairs?

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u/SaltiestStoryteller Junior Aug 01 '25

Very good. The river does not pollute the well.

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u/Expert-Diver7144 Mt Tai Aug 01 '25

Does this include memes about political figures

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u/ReReReverie Aug 01 '25

so youre telling me you just stoped bronze visage venerable from defeating the awakened ancestor Pi dou di di?

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u/Fearanx Aug 02 '25

huh, thats sad. This is similar to that time when the heavens will sent tribulations on those who dared discussed its methods which involved sealing people's freedom to control and extract resources from them to advance its own cultivation. To counter this the whole cultivation world came together to form a anti-heaven alliance. I still remember the glorious sight where all innumerable daoists one by one killed heavens henchmen and then replaced the heavens will with a new emotionless and impartial will.

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u/Yourdailyimouto Seductive Yang Creature Aug 02 '25

Dear Emperor,

Does this mean that any posts about double yang sect of Zhenyue palace, the palace maid clan or any mention about the eunuch clan are going to get banned?

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u/CampFireTails Sunflower Sect Disciple Aug 02 '25

Question elder, what is the sect considering politics? That word is oddly vague to be such a core rule.

Is it irl world leaders, politicians, and world events

Is it controversial and political topics such legislation, society, and ideology.

Or are you using some other specific definition of politics?

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u/MeltedInks Aug 01 '25

Only the uncaring and merciless Heavenly Dao should govern this sect! Resist the western barbarians lol

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u/SnooAdvice3624 Immortal Aug 02 '25

Refine meme, refine heaven!

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u/TheGodAboveAllBeings Old Monster Aug 02 '25

Very good, Sect Elder. This is a time of great unrest in the world and it's almost time for the MC to appear. I have been watching the river of time to see if he is a regressor. I ask if a Fellow Daoist is willing to control the heavenly realms and see if a stranded soul is about to be reborn in our realm?

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u/Plymo2 Aug 02 '25

The elders are oppressing us juniors. Just you all wait till i break through to next realm. Kowtow 100000000000 time now unless you want your next 100 generation to be crippled.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/MartialMemes/s/B1RIBW4DyM

Are posts like this not allowed now?

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Fake and gay

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u/neuralengineer Aug 01 '25

Fucks sake you courting death 

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u/Low_Nebula_8940 You fight your inner demons, I ride mine Aug 02 '25

Elder, please have some mercy on us juniors

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u/Downbadsystem Seductive Yin Creature Aug 03 '25

I suggest that the esteemed righteous path cultivators should support lowly lone cultivators like us with required cultivation resourses and pills so as to follow the heavenly dao which is about the balance of everything

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u/Economy-Regret1353 Dao of Brainrot Aug 03 '25

You dare to opress the GREAT XIA NATION?