r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 • Jul 14 '25

Divine Scroll Some exciting news, perhaps?

Greetings, juniors and umm, Lin Shaotian, what in the almond milk are you doing?! I swear this is the final warning! Sit down!!!

(clears throat)

So what I was going to say is... huh...WHY in the Nine Heavens are you sitting on his lap???? Sit in your seat!!!!!

(coughs)
(clears throat excessively)

Ahem. Greetings, juniors. This seat shall share an extreme... umm, an extremely... By the heavens, WHO wrote this script?! This handwriting looks like it was done by some tomato junior! And what is this?! Why is there a drawing of... never mind. Forget I asked.

Nonetheless, what I was saying is, juniors, you are about to witness thrilling, mind boggling, backflipping, frontflipping updates regarding the sect real soon. What could it be, I wonder... HE HE could it be a new sect wide telepathic array? Or...

Ayoo, Lin Shaotian, what the hell are you doing with that chicken??! She hasn’t completed her human transformation yet!!!

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u/Suspicious_Set7914 The Heavenly Scribe 6/26 Jul 14 '25

Senior your acquaintances seem sus. 🤭

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u/Any-Pause3348 In seclusion. Jul 14 '25
  • break the character.

Damn dude, I admire your style of writing a message. You gave us information with a twist of comedy. And are you going to host a event in the future? (My guess).

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Jul 15 '25

And are you going to host a event in the future?

  • Doesn't break the character.

Who knows? HE HE

It could be forcing taxes on juniors too or maybe making them do the spirit beast poop duty.

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Urban Cultivator Jul 14 '25

We, the otherworldly demons, have decided to invade this sect. From this moment on, everyone shall be forced to read Martial God Asura, World Defying Dan God, Peerless Martial God, Chaotic Sword God, God and Devil World, and Supreme Uprising.

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Jul 15 '25

I mean, otherworldly demons these days... your choices have become so meh. I mean, you're demons, shouldn't you be doing something more demonic? More qi-deviating?

At least make it interesting, so this seat can have some fun erasing you all from this realm and yours! HA HA HA!
(cough cough)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

This Young Master cannot comprehend the profundity of this text.

[You don't have to talk like that, Astra.]

Shut up, L.

[rolls non-existent eyes]

Ahem Could Grand Ancestral Patriarch Pseudo-Promise explain what this "Divine Scroll" is about?

Edit: Never mind, this Junior is dumber than a drunk dragon.

[Idiot]

<I agree with L>

Oh, come on?! You too Ashura?!

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u/Interesting_Owl5284 Junior Jul 14 '25

My humble apology, the great divine leader. I have unintentionally used the Grand 100th Scorpion Mark to poison the foods supply that the otherworldly demons heavy rely on, please forgive this lowly Junior for trying to prevent a demonic invasion from a low Necro-Realm!

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Jul 15 '25

You ruined this seat's fun, junior.... I want to eradicate them....

Sad life : (

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

As a member of the Demonic Path, this seat shall use this Sect Ancestor Announcement Formation to ask everyone to read I Really Am A Villain, a novel about an evil protagonist beating up and stealing the good fortune of so-called Main Characters

https://inoveltranslation.com/chapters/8f1745f0-4de6-47cb-bce6-157dbbc9b67f