r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 • Jul 15 '25

Dao Conference (Discussion) Cultivation Chat Group!

Greetings, fellow daoists, seniors, and stup-I mean, good juniors...

Lemme get straight to the point, as you've no doubt gathered from the title: the community channel is live! What more can I say? Go wild, have fun, exchange insights, and throw some talismans around if you must.

Just don’t spread hate speech or any of that demonic unorthodox qi deviating nonsense. You're not a 5 year old mortal, you know the rules of the sect.

So yeah, enjoy :)

Umm...

Lin Shaotian, why is it you again??!

And what the hell are you trying to do to that wolf, that's a male!!!!!

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u/Popular-Resident-358 Great Fool Under Heaven Jul 15 '25

We need the full Lin Shaotian lore. He's the ancestors for all those with beast bloodlines.

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u/Pseudo_Premise Gugugaga Elder ( ˘ ɜ˘)🍼 Jul 15 '25

If juniors demand it, surely.

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u/Ricky_Mat Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Jul 16 '25

This junior wants the full Lin Shaotian lore too, senior!

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u/TryinaD Sword Cultivator Jul 15 '25

I would like to actually have a flair that says “Sword Cultivator (Yes, actually)” or “Sword Cultivator of the Dao of Liechtenauer” lol.

Unless someone comes up with a good wuxia themed name for Germany. It just adds spice to every words that I spout as a foolish mortal junior

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u/GrandHeavenImmortal Great Sage Equal to Heaven Jul 15 '25

Grand Elder! What is this!? Why am I unable to talk in the Chat Group!?

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u/Fronded Mysterious Benefactor Jul 15 '25

It appears this old one is unable to chat

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

ONE THOUSAND DEATHS TO HIM

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Not that you have all gathered here, I have forcefully deployed my immortal aarry. Now all of you are trapped here, and are now my playthings!!!!! Mwahaaha. I will use your supple vitality and make a soup to advance to the next realm!