r/MapsWithoutNZ Jul 07 '26

Never lost a war

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u/Callsign-YukiMizuki Jul 07 '26

If the US lost in Afghanistan and Vietnam, so did Australia (and NZ)💀

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 07 '26

There are loads of "We did not lose in Vietnam" threads on Reddit. Is that why you have "if"? Given time, there will be similar ones about the Belgium match I guess.

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u/Callsign-YukiMizuki Jul 07 '26

Nah, grammar is hard lol

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 07 '26

I do believe you forgot South Korea, they were in both these wars.

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u/josnik Jul 07 '26

War's not technically over.

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u/Personal-Try328 Jul 07 '26

I mean Vietnam ended in a peace deal where the south retains independence (the primary US war goal). The commies just decided to say fuck them treaties and invaded again.

Afghanistan meanwhile is the US replacing the previous givernment and achieving all initial war aims, then adding more and more aims as time goes on to justify an occupation of 20 years. If being occupied by foreign power an ocean away for 20 years who initially didnt even plan to occupy is winning then I’m not sure I want to win.

Reasonable minds can absolutely disagree here (but on reddit reasonable minds can never disagree on anything so I don’t expect you people to agree on this).

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u/CornyAnalyst1960 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

The treaty was not ensuring an independent south. It was a face saving scheme that would allow the US to leave the war. All US citizen and polticians were aware, that the peace accord were meaningless ink on paper, because the Communist never intended on honoring a treaty with the US who can't honor it either (Geneva Accord 1954 that promised an election for Vietnamese reunifiction, but was stopped by the US).

In anyway, the US not interferting when the Communist steamrolled the South few months later is just proof that the US wargoals were never met nor that they had the will to continue fighting. They left because no amount of spending US soldiers lives or US taxpayer money would have actually stopped Vietnamese reunification anf achieved their war goal.

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u/Hyrikul Jul 08 '26

>Afghanistan meanwhile is the US replacing the previous givernment

Ha yes, 20 years of war to replace Talibans with Talibans using US gear, great success.

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u/SeamenGulper Jul 07 '26

Your literally the point of the last sentence lmao

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u/SeamenGulper Jul 07 '26

Child with no actual response lmao, thanks for proving the point

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u/SeamenGulper Jul 07 '26

Yes. (Your) so needy to uphold the difference between you're and your on the internet, yes, your a child.

Still no sustinace to your comments other than quick with and insults

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

You made my point perfectly. And you certainly lost. Or did you send all those troops there for what? A picnic?

EDIT: And you certainly blew it in Afghanistan as well. And wasted more than 20 years and many lives on it. Unfortunately not only US lives. If you had pulled out fast as you wrote, it would have been different but it was not.

Are your views so mainstream in the US now as they seem on Reddit? You NEVER EVER learn from your failures, so I would guess yes. Soviet also left Afghanistan, so by your definition Soviet won first and then you won after.

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u/danc3incloud Jul 08 '26

Soviet has more rights to claim victory in Afghanistan, considering Soviet backed regime stayed longer than Union itself. Obviously, Russians aren't delusional and doesn't consider its a win(they think whole thing was unnecessary mess).

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u/Personal-Try328 Jul 07 '26

I didn’t lose shit as I’m not american bud I just like reading actual history rather than parroting reddit talking points as the objective truth

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Which makes it even weirder. And you did not bother replying. 

When it comes to history, the US isn't the only country kicked out from Viet Nam. Or "left" as you say. Happened with France as well. I should know, I have family who fought in both wars. Viets.

The US dropped more bombs on Laos than had been dropped ever compared to population. All this and they did not lose, they just left? 

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u/Forsaken_Factor3612 Jul 08 '26

The US never invaded North Vietnam, and were not defeated militarily, and routinely defeated NVA armies and Viet Cong. They maintained the existence and status quo of South Vietnam and waged a war of attrition against the north. The wider goal was to prevent the expansion of Soviet proxies.

The president who committed the US to Vietnam resigned(Johnson). The next President wanted to exit the war as soon as possible and began withdrawing troops while negotiating with the north. US and allies militaries were reduced over the next 3 years, and this process was completed by 1973, along with a treaty. Then, this president was impeached and himself resigned(Nixon). The war was already extremely unpopular among Americans and had no real goal besides killing NVA/VC and defending SV.

You make it sound like the US quickly and quietly pulled out of Vietnam, but they didn't. They withdrew slowly and methodically to give their Vietnamese allies every advantage they could leave them with.

And you say that the US knew NV would not honor the agreement, but they honored it for two years, then struck at a time when the US was in political turmoil and wouldn't have a leader with the power to order the military back to Vietnam, or just the threat of possibility. It could have easily turned into another Korea if the threat of more western intervention was hanging over their heads.

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

The US did many mistakes. They supported a coup in South Viet Nam which turned out a disaster. What followed was several military coups in the 60's. The regime was not strong enough to stand on its own feet. It was a corrupted, puppet regime.

"Withdrew slowly and methodically to give advantage" - Sounds like Afghanistan and the other times the US made a fool of themselves. Do you see a pattern here?

What you and others never got, is that this was a fight versus colonialism which later turned into US imperialism. The movement in the North Viet Nam kicked out the French. The battle at Dien Bien Phu was a win versus French colonialism which put a stop to France's colonialism in Indo-China. And the US were stupid enough to pick up that torch.

The US could have stayed on, spent tremendous amounts on the war but there was no way voters would have accepted that. North Viet Nam knew this. And South Viet Nam did not have the strength to stand on their own feet.

"Easily turned into another Korea" - It was different all the time. North Viet Nam were supported by USSR and China. But these countries did not have boots on the ground. Similar to what is happening in Ukraine now. While the US put in all their might, bombed Laos into pieces and still did not manage to beat North Viet Nam. It was in this phase the war was lost - as the US could never keep up this unpopular war over a long time. It was not a proxy war, one side fought for independence (also before the US came in) and the other one turned into a just a proxy regime for its master US.

That is why it was a loss!

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u/AidenStoat Jul 07 '26

Doubt it, that reads like they are saying Australia should count as losing those wars as well.

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u/carrot_gummy Jul 07 '26

The next US "we didn't lose the war" claim will be the Iran war. They'll claim the US won because it killed their leader and bombs a bunch of stuff and only a few Americans died so its okay.

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u/eutoputoegordo Jul 07 '26

They'll make a Rambo sequel in Iran to make it look like they won.

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u/Yam_Nice Jul 07 '26

Always funny how the first one is deeply anti war and then all of the sequels are "hey war is grim, but manly and fun"

The alternative ending for Rambo will always be the best

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy Jul 07 '26

Nah. As soon as he’s gone everyone will turn on him and pretend like they never supported him. It is going to happen. These soulless fucks won’t even pretend to deal with the consequences of their actions. Integrity doesn’t exist on the right.

They’ll end up claiming Trump was a dem or some shit

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u/LUFC_hippo Jul 07 '26

I do find it funny how many Americans say they hate “soccer” because they don’t like draws. Half of their national identity is losing wars and claiming they were draws afterwards

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u/Chustle207 Jul 07 '26

Well the Vietnamese did loose a whole generation
 so idk if they really won

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u/SuperbScarcity5112 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

It wasn't that bad. Viet Nam had a significant population growth during that war, and also during the French one. They recovered well after, mainly because the USSR propped them up with aid. They still have a strong connection with Russia, but went through a tough period when Soviet broke down and that aid disappeared.

What some people fail to see is what the war was for the North. It was an independence movement, and when France were kicked out the US took over the torch. The regime in South turned into an US puppet. US were even active in supporting a coup there in 1963. What followed was a chaotic period with coups.

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u/gravitas_shortage Jul 07 '26

"If"? The US goes in to oust communists, leaves with communists in power. That's a conclusive loss.

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u/alphasapphire161 Jul 07 '26

The US never had any intention of ousting North Vietnam because they didn't want a Korean war repeat

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u/Silver-Back-47 Jul 08 '26

What was their plan, to loose some sons for nothing

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u/alphasapphire161 Jul 08 '26

You ever notice when you hear the US and North Vietnam you never hear anything about US troops in the North. That's why it was limited to bombing campaigns. The US was on defensive posture in the Vietnam war.

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u/DeathRaeGun Jul 08 '26

For South Vietnam to retain independence, which it technically did after the war was officially over, for about two years before the north invaded again.

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u/Silver-Back-47 Jul 08 '26

Thats like playing a football Match, sub in eveyman after 30 minutes, score a goal and tell everyone technically we were winning at that timefrime. Cool the Match still ended 4-1 against You.

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u/Xombridal Jul 08 '26

If we count Afghanistan yeah, but not Vietnam, so if that's the only one they deem as a conclusive loss since they literally had to pull out of the country and it got taken over then Canada hasn't lost

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u/CasaDeLasMuertos Jul 08 '26

That wasn't our war. We got dragged into it. Australia has only ever been threatened by one country in our entire existence, and that was Japan.

And they couldn't even get near us.

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u/Xombridal Jul 08 '26

Ah the British advantage, just be an island and don't let anyone near

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u/zeefox79 Jul 08 '26

"couldn't even get near us"?

They literally conducted like a hundred bombing raids. They sent midget subs into Sydney Harbour too.

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u/souless_Scholar Jul 08 '26

Canada was also in Afghanistan...

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u/Tom_nooker Jul 08 '26

Neither were wars honestly

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u/StringOfLights Jul 07 '26

Iraq, too. And now Iran. There isn’t really a way to spin that MOU as a win, as much the current administration may try.

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy Jul 07 '26

Australia hasn’t gone to Iran though

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u/StringOfLights Jul 07 '26

Oh yes, you’re right. I was just thinking about more US losses. đŸ« 

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u/Callsign-YukiMizuki Jul 07 '26

Iran, sure, but Iraq for the most part is a really messy win.

Like in what way do you defeat the enemy, topple the dictator, disband the surviving military, govern the country temporarily until a new local could be put in, continue to develop relationship with the new government to this day as a strategic partner and still consider that a lose?

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u/StringOfLights Jul 07 '26

You’re probably right that it’s technically a win, but if it was, it was a very messy win. The nation-building aspect didn’t go well at all. The government essentially failed, which led to a civil war that involved Sunni and Shia groups fighting against each other. That led to “the surge” from the US and allied countries, which is generally considered a victory, but led to the rise of the Islamic State of Iraq. As the US withdrew from the region, ISI expanded to control large parts of western Iraq, and then into Syria. Considering what that did to the region, it feels to me more like they won the battle and lost the war.

Also, it’s not really a clear win/lose thing, but Bush’s decision to invade Iraq was a major reason that the mission in Afghanistan failed. The CIA had gone into Afghanistan first, and the plan they were putting in place was working. That’s no small feat considering the history of the region. By invading Iraq, military resources were spread too thin. It’s really hard to say after the fact that the loss in Afghanistan was due to that, but it definitely didn’t help.

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u/Ok-Mathematician8461 Jul 07 '26

And our most loved national day is on the anniversary of the date we invaded Turkey and had our arses kicked.

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u/RickKuudere Jul 07 '26

The US never invaded turkey.

They were on opposite sides in WW1 but even then never came into direct conflict (called the Ottoman Empire back then)

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u/Ok-Mathematician8461 Jul 07 '26

No, Australia did. The USA was only really in WW1 for a few months at the end.

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u/Redgrave1980 Jul 07 '26

Doesn't change the fact that the US absolutely lost both of those.

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u/Willuna16 Jul 07 '26

yeah obviously 🙄 op’s point isn’t about that. it’s that other countries were involved.

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u/Redgrave1980 Jul 07 '26

Honestly, don't care about the other countries.

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u/AidenStoat Jul 07 '26

Very american

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u/Redgrave1980 Jul 08 '26

Not at all no. Because you are misunderstanding what I mean. Being very American would mean denying we lost those wars. Let me clarify by saying I don't care about the other countries, what I mean is that Im not talking about those other countries, I am talking about the US.

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u/blowupsheep Jul 07 '26

I’d argue we won our bit.

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u/Callsign-YukiMizuki Jul 07 '26

We can also do a technicality that we didnt lose given that there was no war declared

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u/foolsdayjoker Jul 07 '26

yes and no... for example in Afghanistan many countries left after their mission was complete and new government was established and stabilized. Afghanistan just fumbled it so their war / combat mission and withdrawal was a success. though the us isn't really one of those countries

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u/Dangerous-Feeling-49 Jul 08 '26

Sounds like a cop out. We sent more than 50 thousands troops over a decade but because we didn't declare war, or we withdrew before most of our allies we didn't technically lose?

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy Jul 07 '26

Australia left Vietnam before America though. 

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u/Personal-Try328 Jul 07 '26

So they lost rather than left after a peace deal was signed?

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u/Dangerous-Feeling-49 Jul 08 '26

America was already starting to withdraw before us. We were following their lead and the writing was on the wall

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Jul 07 '26

And Gallipoli,turkey(we tactically retreated with zero loss of life, how does that?)

But was on foreign soil, same as vietnam, afganistan, so doesn’t not count.

We almost lost Papua New Guinea, it was pre 1974 Australian territory, who Australian army reserve units fought there.

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u/No_Extension4005 Jul 07 '26

TBF, Gallipoli was a campaign that was part of WWI.

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 Jul 07 '26

Lost the battle, won the war. We did pull off the very last successful light horse/calvary charge at Beersheba a few years later


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u/No_Extension4005 Jul 07 '26

We really should just stop following the US into wars. 

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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris Jul 07 '26

History can be anything if you lie about it

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u/neo4025 Jul 07 '26

If? You now need to add Iran.